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[nobigdealokay]

So Uncle Roger is coming.

You want Grandpa Barnabas to come.

Yet...you think my movie's still awful.

You're such a fake. Why don't you just admit you thought it was cool to the internet at large? It's not like anybody could you know, say anything. That's kind of the point of this internet thing right?

Fuck me man.

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[integra_hellsing]

My mun just saw your movie this evening. She seemed to enjoy it.

[nobigdealokay]

Thanks.

Honestly she enjoyed it too. She's just scared to admit it because she's lamer then five hours worth of Eric Clapton.

[integra_hellsing]

Of course.

Mm. Well, in any case... I am sure that you will enjoy the home your mun has placed you in. I hope that your family members do arrive.

[nobigdealokay]

I don't even really want them. They'll make everything a total drag especially Roger because his kid's crazy. [that's your cousin Carolyn. Your cousin.]

Her pretext- [pause] for sending me there is so totally thin though.

[integra_hellsing]

You shouldn't say things like that. You truly never know what you have until they're gone... but you are still young. [ ...Not that, you know, Integra isn't at all twenty two years old. ]

...Oh? Why do you say that?

[nobigdealokay]

...My family's not your typical family. Gone doesn't usually happen.

She says I need to learn some self control and that Grandpa Barnabas's attitude of family first could potentially turn bad.

[integra_hellsing]

Never say never.

Self control? To what means? [ A tilt of her head. ] How could it turn bad?

[nobigdealokay]

...No. It...

[She looks mildly amused. Then.]

Issues. Teenage girl issues.

[integra_hellsing]

[ The woman hums, shaking her head. ]

I see. I'm afraid I wouldn't be much help on those issues; I did not have a normal teenage lifestyle when I was your age.

[philander]

Saving face: it's an art form.

[nobigdealokay]

...God. People are so fake.

[philander]

You should be used to it by now.

[nobigdealokay]

Doesn't mean it still doesn't suck. A little effort maybe. [Pot calling the kettle black in three, two...]

What's new with you?

[philander]

[IGNORING THAT NOPE NOPE what is effort.]

Y'know, this whole Barnabas thing. That's new. And it's not gonna work out.

[nobigdealokay]

...How's it not gonna work out? [stare] Like...he's gonna be leaving? Or what?

[philander]

It's - uh - well.

[Roger you are so awkward right now.]

More like, it really would be better for everyone if it didn't work out.

[nobigdealokay]

[squint. She senses your awkward man. Just have a long studious teenage stare.]