dear_mun | You'll never catch her alive!

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You'll never catch her alive!

...Mun, what did Trevor mean by me being a little "savory" around him before I apparently went and stole all his stupid computer data?

Whatever's going on I don't like it. Too bad I don't know any pidgeons big enough to go take a gigantic dump on Goodchild's head. [Wait a sec, What about Mordecai, he's not a pidgeon per say but he's a BIG bird.]

And quit referring to me as a fugitive on the run, It's unconfirmed as to whether or not I actually went and committed any crimes in the city.

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[She only understood about half of what Saft said, darn her mun for refusing to give her context!]

So, you've been framed for stealing?

Pretty much.

I have my suspicions about who it could be though. [There's a few other godly, magic types in Ink City who are capable of trolling anyone.]

And you can't tell the cops who you think it because you're a dragon?

[Just like she can't report someone threatening Guy's life because they're a werewolf hunter and she can't risk letting Guy's secret out.]

We don't have "cops" in the city as such, There's video evidence that makes it look like I was the one behind it all so no matter what I say people aren't going to believe me...

I really thought my friends would have defended me a little more.

How can you be a fugitive if there aren't any cops?

Wait, why frame you in the first place if there aren't any cops? Does someone just really not like you?

Giant robots are scary enough without cops getting involved.

And as for people not liking me? I guess I have a few enemies already...

Giant... Robots...? [What?]

Well that answers my next question. "Why don't you just go dragon on them."

Because they're giant robots.

And because I don't use my dragon form to harm people. No self respecting dragon in their right mind would.

Yeah.

But I wasn't thinking of you harming them. Just...well you're big as a dragon right? At the very least they might not have a cell big enough to hold you.

But Again, Giant robots, so they probably do. [Alex sighs.]

And I to think I thought my life was complicated before my writer decided to play me.

Yeah, not much I can do either way...

Not sure if my uncle was around he'd be able to do anything either.

Is there anyone on your side in this? [You seem nice enough, why aren't your friends sticking up for you!] Someone you can go to for help?

Because you did commit a crime. Several have already identified you on the recorded evidence, what more could you possibly want?

Trevor, We've been through this. It wasn't me.

...Or at least it wasn't the real me. It could easily be a shapeshifter or a clone or-or even a robot!

Would you really believe they'd expend the effort of mimicking your likeness?

In any case your manner was the same at the masquerade...at least until I turned you over to my side.

...You turned me to your side?

Oh I get it! This is a joke right? That was a really lame attempt at a punchline because you're trying to make it sound as if I'd ever want to be anywhere near you.

[Obviously Trevor didn't get the memo that Saft isn't into power-hungry maniacs.]

You didn't give that impression...at least until you so violently threw me back. Obviously it was a simple ploy to get my information.

I won't make that mistake again.

God, Goodchild you're a major sleeze. You do realize I'm like half your age or something right? The fact you'd let--

Oh ewww.

Thank God! I mean I dread to think how far you'd go!

It's no fault of mine. I merely took your invitation. No fault of mine I didn't realize you were into espionage.

Oh yes, because I honestly look like some sort of Ninja dragon or something.

I hope to god you're wrong Trevor, You're going to have to owe me a HUGE apology for the embarrassment I've gone through because you're too stupid to realize you've got the wrong girl.

Maybe I can give one over a drink.

Trevor is a creep, and I'm not going to let him get away with trying to make you out to be a bad guy, because you're not.

And if you're serious about that gigantic pigeon thing, Berri and I might be able to help you out. We've got some massive bird forms I think would do quite nicely.

[She is completely serious about this.]

But you've seen the video footage right? Whoever was there with Trevor looks just like me, How are we ever supposed to work out who it was?

And thanks Kat, It'd be nice to see that Creep get what's coming to him.

But Trevor could also conveniently be showing footage that only makes it look like you did something unprovoked. I'm no great shake with technology but even I know that film can be edited and Trevor loves to make it look like he's the victim when in fact the opposite is usually true.

And that's assuming it's actually you in the footage.

[And a grin.]

You're welcome. A not-so-small "bird blessing" is the least Trevor deserves.

[Childish and relatively harmless acts of revenge are things she can get behind.]

But why? I mean me and Trevor barely know each other anyway. Why would he target me all of a sudden out of no where?

I'm not sure Trevor needs a good reason to bother someone. He kidnapped a child a while back after all. I can't imagine what logic he was using there.

You are half-dragon though. Maybe he's interested in that. ...Or he could be trying to use you to bother someone you know. Or maybe he was trying to blackmail you into doing something.

Who knows? It's Trevor.

[Shrug.]

Something tells me I don't want to know. How can you be a fugitive in Ink City when most people know who you are?

Believe me you don't.

My mun just think it's funny to refer to me like that, I don't know her sense of humor isn't exactly the funniest.

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