he's not happy with his username.

[smellslikecrazy]

Do I look to be amused, ..? Your attempt at humor has fallen flat so cease that incessant giggling you shrill harpy, or I may be forced to stop you myself.

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/looks at username. /promptly dies happy

[fotlenke]

[Awww, Loki. Don't be upset. Sigyn just cradles Vali in her arms, trying to not look too amused.]

For the record, I love your crazy.

/takes a bow

[smellslikecrazy]

That comes as of small relief, Sigyn. [ It's hard not to notice the subtle curving of her lips as she tries desperately not to smile. He's only slightly annoyed, but as he crosses the space between them his inheritance melts away and he takes her chin in hand. ] But thank you all the same. [ Captures her lips in a chaste kiss before moving back a step. ]

[fotlenke]

[MM... she likes the kiss and kisses back before stepping back as well. Vali coos in the crook of Sigyn's arms.] And Vali loves Daddy's crazy, too. [She lifts up her arms and Vali reaches out for Loki.]

[smellslikecrazy]

He's to adopt it, so I should hope so. [ He stifles a small laugh as he takes the child into his arms. Loki might be a few cards short of a full deck, but never will his love waver for both his wife and his kids. ]

[agent_romanoff]

[Scrunches up her nose]

So crazy smells like defeat...and a bag of cats? [Guess Doctor Banner was right]

[smellslikecrazy]

Defeat. [ Halves the distance between them. ] That was but a taste of what's to come. I'm not your only enemy. [ Lips tighten into a smirk. ] ...and what, pray tell, do you smell of ..? Ashes, remorse, and possibly Barton?

[agent_romanoff]

We won once, we can do it again. Besides, I have a feeling these enemies might be after you too. You got your army, but they didn't get the tesseract.

[She isn't really shocked by what he said. She's used to people assuming, and judging by the topic of their last conversation, it was only a matter of time before he brought Clint up again.]

Well I showered, so I probably smell like strawberries [she pauses] but how would you know what Agent Barton smells like?

[smellslikecrazy]

I might have gotten an army, but I didn't get a throne. ...and who's to say they won't get the tesseract. It's in the hallowed halls of Asgard now, far from the likes of you.

[ Simply chuckles, a sick sort of smile pursing his lips. Doesn't say a word, however. ]

[moongoddess]

They will do what they want to get relief from others.

[smellslikecrazy]

She's in over her head. I will make her regret giving me free reign in this empty shell she calls a headspace.

[sworded]

Well, there's something to be said for truth in advertising, beanpole.

[smellslikecrazy]

You must be daft. There's no truth in advertising. It's there both to degrade the people that it appeals to and to deprive them of their will to choose. But of course someone like yourself, someone so feeble minded, would think otherwise.

[sworded]

For someone not from around these parts, you seem to know a lot about how human capitalism and commercialism is supposed to work.

One sentence and you already think you know enough to deduce I'm "feeble minded". Don't think you might be jumping the gun there, a bit?

[taser_handy]

Could be worse?

[smellslikecrazy]

I fail to see how it could be worse.

[taser_handy]

Really? I mean she could have easily picked one related to what happened with the Hulk. I would think that would be a worse reference.

[blacktie]

Loosen up there slim, from where I'm standing its not far off the mark.

[smellslikecrazy]

From where you're- [ He chuckles. ] I think you may need to come a bit closer then.

[blacktie]

How close do you want, slick? I think the closer I get, the crazier you'll smell.

[K don't scare easy, Loki.]

[mountain_sage]

That is...unusual. What could it possibly mean?

[smellslikecrazy]

It means that this girl is a dimwitted imbecile.

[mountain_sage]

Hmm. What do you intend to do? There's not much you can do about the username...

[uncompromise]

[Sorry, Barton's kind of stifling a laugh here. He'll have something suitably snide to say in just a sec here.]

-Damn. Banner had you pegged with that one, didn't he?

[smellslikecrazy]

[ His not amused face is set securely in place. Levels a glare with Barton as he waits for his inevitably stupid remark. Loki regrets not having cut his tongue out of his head before releasing him on the Helicarrier. ]

[ Banner; the bane of his existence. First this, then... that other thing. ] Have you anything worthwhile to say? [ Ie, shutup Clint. ]

[uncompromise]

[That was his first mistake. His second mistake was believing that he could really break SHIELD. And his third was daring to kill Coulson. Barton narrows his eyes slightly.]

Yeah. You picked the wrong planet to mess with. That, and Iliked you better with the muzzle on. [Oh snap.]