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[luckywebhead]

Oh, dude... Really? I mean, I get that you're lonely but this seriously creepy. And stop reading my thoughts about Romanov. She's hot, but she will kill me if she gets the chance. That said, the puns are great!

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[uotani]

She has to be out for your blood for a reason. Come on, spill the deep, dark secrets.

Nothing but my charming personality

[luckywebhead]

Urh, have you met her? Seriously. Look at her chest even briefly and see what happens...

That's what they all say.

[uotani]

So she's out for your blood because of her boobs? [Dead-pan.]

Why not.

[luckywebhead]

Well, I'd say it's more looking at said boobs. Or butt. Or anything but her face. As she murders someone.

She likes murder.

Spindrifter, from the Spider-Man graphic novel Hooky

[seaspraysorceress]

Nah, she'll probably just maim you.

Well yippee

[luckywebhead]

How that just not comfort me immediately...

Re: Well yippee

[seaspraysorceress]

I was kidding Peter. Relax. You're making your worry ripples go crazy.

Re: Well yippee

[luckywebhead]

Yeah I know. Magic me up an invisibilty cloak and I'll feel more secure.

Sorry for being late...

[hellsbellsharry]

[Just grinning... Because why the hell not?]

Welcome to the club. We would have jackets but no one could ever agree on the colour.

Re: Sorry for being late...

[luckywebhead]

[No worries dude, did you want to message me the other games I could play that are good, or just reply here? :3]

What, you've perved on Romanov too...? Seems everybody has.

...Cool coat by the way. Whatcha packing besides stilts?

Ill get a list if I can.

[hellsbellsharry]

Me man. Me have eyes. Really, it's kind of hard not to notice Miss Romanov.

Thanks. And just the usual. String, chalk, wind up duckie. Gum.

He jests!

[luckywebhead]

...And the big stick as tall as I am is... what.. Feng shui?

[agent_romanoff]

[She just rolls her eyes and shakes her head]

[luckywebhead]

Oh... Agent Widow... I mean... Black Romanov... I... uh...

Moving swiftly on, why didn't you ask me to help out you guys when you were taking down bad guys in New York? You know... My town?

[agent_romanoff]

Don't ask me. Recruiting was all Fury's idea.

But, since it is your town, why do you need an invitation to join in? [S.H.I.E.L.D isn't known for being polite]

[luckywebhead]

To be honest, a lot of folks came out of the woodwork while the chaos was happening. I stopped Electro from sucking all the power from that Stark Tower, kept venom from trying to absorb any of those skull-y soldier things and wrapped up by discovering that Shocker tried to loot a building nearby where you were fighting. He thought I would be with you guys.

He should never underestimate how truly lonely I am.

And yet, I didn't get no drawings on a mural. That said, I always thought Fury was a bit of a tool, so that probably didn't help...

[slyest]

Perhaps you ought to simply refrain from having untoward thoughts about your cohorts.

[luckywebhead]

I... How... Aren't you meant to be in freaking Asgard right now?!

[slyest]

I go where I choose. You would do well to remember that.

[luckywebhead]

...So your choice is to berate me for staring at a girl's chest after killing thousands of people?

I think you may want to call the leg warehouse, but they're all out of things for you to stand on.

[owesadebt]

No, not kill. If I kill you, you won't learn your lesson.

[luckywebhead]

...Yes ma'am... Won't happen again Miss Widow.

On the other hand though, I know that feel of wearing a unitard, bro.

[natalia_romanova]

I understand your attraction for redheads, I get that. You and half the Avengers seem to share it, but... we both know the closest physical contact we will ever share is training or if you get mind controlled and I have to put you down like Old Yeller.

[The worst part is how pleasantly she smiled through all of that]

[luckywebhead]

As intimate as a foot in the ass sounds, I'll pass thank you. Thanks for not killing me where I stand and all that.

Then your new boss arrived. He is displeased with these inappropriate thoughts Spidey

[hahahailtotheking]

Aww come on, she's with the Avengers now isn't she? She wouldn't kill ya for somethin' like that- just reprimand ya real sternly.