Muse is now on DW and still a grumpyguts

[samoflange]

Well you sure look pleased with yourself. If you're done getting all worked up about what I keep in my toolbox then you can get on and do something productive or stop wasting my time.

I got better things to do than stand around and get played with by some wet behind the ears hairless wonder.


...no I'm not gonna tell you what a samoflange is. You should already know that.

Comments

Does he still not have arms?

[guardsthecrown]

You're about as possessive of your tech as Lion-O. [Grin. Probably more so.] Give the mun a chance to show you they can earn your loyalty.

Nah, he's got his mecha arms I guess.

[samoflange]

You're not the one who got deafened by her squeaking 'samoflange' at the top of her voice the moment she got her hands on this journal name.

These humans are more trouble than they're worth.

Good to know. :)

[guardsthecrown]

Try to think of it as advising Royalty. [Works for her, anyway.] It takes patience and a lot of positive reinforcement, but you can work together.

[samoflange]

Is that before or after the Royalty in question gets done being headstrong and ignoring good advice?

[guardsthecrown]

Well....

Headstrong isn't always something that one get over, but muns can learn to accept advice. Though, it might involve you being in trouble, first.

[samoflange]

I'm already in trouble. I'm stuck with her. And there's no sign of my tank.

[guardsthecrown]

Sometimes, when girls are giddy and bother you, it really means they like you. [She hopes Panthro knows this stuff already.] Maybe if you weren't so defensive about the toolbox....

[That's all she's got, right now.]

[samoflange]

...No. No I do not need to hear about girls and what they do when they like people, I have enough of that to deal with with you and Pumyra, I don't need it from another woman!

[guardsthecrown]

[She notices he didn't mention Wilykit; Panthro must have a soft spot for the kitten.]

What did I do? [Except fail as equally as he did in the boys against girls hunting trip?] If this is something about Lion-O or Tygra...I explained things!

[samoflange]

You and your boyfriend making eyes at each other and Lion-O being as dense as a bag of samoflanges when someone hits him with fluttery eyelashes, don't you all know we're in the middle of a war?

[Grumble grumble.]

[Kit is spared because she has yet to discover boys and Jaga help them when that happens.]

[guardsthecrown]

[Part of her wants to defend herself with explanation, but, that doesn't really seem the best strategy.] I wouldn't have thought you noticed, the way you only have eyes for the 'Tank, Panthro. But, maybe, if you're concerned about such things- Well, we do know there are other Cats who survived, now.

[samoflange]

You youngsters these days have all got one thing on the brain, I tell you. There are more important things to worry about than acting all lovey-dovey, and that includes the 'Tank.

HOW I MISSED HIS BEAUTIFUL LINEFACE.

[notking]

You're not the only one getting jumbled around, you know.

[Indicative remark on what a samoflange may be is conspicuously missing.]

It is the liniest of faces

[samoflange]

Gettin' kinda tired of how they think they can do whatever they want with us.

[fixedtheomens]

I would assume that a samoflange goes next to the watchamacallit, with a belt connecting it to the doohickey.

[Totally making stuff up here.]

[samoflange]

...are you tryin' to be funny?

[fixedtheomens]

[A pause, then he grins.]

Yes sir.

[samoflange]

Well try harder, 'cause it's not working.

[seesbeyond]

It's a legitimate question, Panthro.

[samoflange]

One that I don't have time or the inclination to stand around answering!

[seesbeyond]

Really? You're that busy around here? What's your secret, because I'm bored out of my mind.

[samoflange]

I'm trying to come up with a way to get her to leave me alone.

Unfortunately, nothing I come up with seems to make a lick of a difference.

[seesbeyond]

You mean you haven't threatened her yet?

[Kinda figures Panthro would at least try that one once or twice.]

[bolastic]

[samoflange....?]

What about the cats that don't have any idea?

[samoflange]

Do you really want me to give you a lecture on advanced engineering and the inner workings of the Thundertank?

[bolastic]

I'm asking about the samoflange, not advanced engineering and the Thundertank.

It's a part of it though, isn't it?

[samoflange]

You're not gonna understand what a Samoflange is unless I give you the primers on the Thundertank and advanced engineering, and for you to get to grips with advanced engineering I'm gonna have to start with the basics.

[bolastic]

Fine, nevermind. I never really liked the stories about technology when I was younger anyway.