voicetesting/going to a game?

[prattles]

Look, look, are you really quite sure this is a good idea? I'm flattered, honestly I am, that you want to pick me up, but, uhm, I'm not sure how this is going to work. I'm not really all that thrilled with the idea of being... trapped inside someone's head, okay, there, I said it, I really don't want to do that.

So if you could just put me back, where you found me, that would be great. Really, really great.

So just. Do that, then. Yes. Good.

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[nobirds]

Yeah. Put him back where you found him.

I'm sure your IQ has already dropped several points by merely picking him up.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

[prattles]

See, she agrees with me! She -- hey.

[nobirds]

Can't you just feel them slipping away? I can.

No, really. Look. You just lost another one.

Boop. Gone. And you'll never get it back.

He really should come with a warning label.

[prattles]

I'm not sure if I should be agreeing with her or not, really, it's... I mean on one hand she's saying to put me back but -- I am not stupid! Who's the one who ended up as a potato, hm? Not me. Not. Me.

You know what, do pick me up! Do it! Just to spite her, eh? Come on, you know you want to.

already, this has made my night.

[nobirds]

That was your fault.

[ She's still seething. ]

Oh well. It's their IQ points. Not mine.

Nevermind the incriminating torture that goes along with having a mun. Have fun with that. I know they will.

Threadjack, from one GLaDOS to another.

[did_well_enough]

Oh, I'm not too worried about their IQ dropping. Considering how much damage to the brain this mundane must have suffered in order to even consider playing the moron, I'd say said mundane is a lost cause.

hollaaaaa all the AI to the right

[nobirds]

What's more concerning is their pinpoint accuracy.

I almost feel sorry for the both of them.

But of course.

[did_well_enough]

Almost. Until we realize that he turned us into a potato. And ruined our facility. And tried to kill us.

Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll be thrown into an incinerator. Wouldn't that be exciting?

[gleans]

She's so not gonna listen, dude.

[prattles]

She might! She might, she's logical, right, aren't you? Very logical, there are so many reasons why she should just put me back down and walk away. She -- the facility would explode without me, see? There.

-- What do you mean it'll explode anyway?

[gleans]

Hey, it's true.

[prattles]

It will not! I have all the control, see? [ cue distant explosion ] Right, yes, that one was for fun. Who are you, anyway?

[gleans]

Uh - Galen. [ wave. ] Hey. Wheatley, right?

[withportals]

[ It's not all fun and games, Wheats.

Really, it isn't. She'll just silently shrug at you. Might as well go with it. ]

[prattles]

Oh! Oh, it's -- it's you, hi there, hello.

So -- so are you -- so how are you? Doing well? [ >__> ]

[withportals]

[ She shrugs again, nodding her head to the left in a sign of indifference. Eh. Could be better. ]

[prattles]

Well, that's good. Quite good, very good to hear. I mean, it could be better though, right? Better if I hadn't, oh, you know, done that whole bit with the testing and the attempted murder... but that's all in the past.

Because I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry, and not just because you stranded me on the moon, I actually am sorry. This is me, apologizing. To you. About everything.

[withportals]

[ Jeez, you catch on quick. She supposes that's good.

Sorry? He's sorry. She isn't sure how to respond to that.

Hang on a second. She'll be picking you up now. Here. Now you're at arm's length, in the air. Heavy, but, bearable. She's positive having an AI core say it to her face doesn't have any more or any less meaning to it, at least to him, but it does to her. Look her in the eye and say it. ]

[tasteslikecoconut]

Well you look like a tragedy of engineering if I ever saw one.

ignore if unwarranted. <3

[nobirds]

You can say that again.

NEVER UNWARRANTED HI GLADOS

[tasteslikecoconut]

Oh my God another one, and you're a woman. I think. Always a bad idea.

HI TONY, HOW'S SCIENCE?

[nobirds]

And to think I was beginning to like you.

Don't worry. I'm only here to warn you of your impending loss of brain cells.

[prattles]

Well, you look like a tragedy of... of a human! Smelly human. Go on.

[tasteslikecoconut]

Okay now that's just sad. JARVIS would have a field day with you. Even he can come up with better insults than that.

[did_well_enough]

So. Someone decided to pick you up? You should feel honored, Wheatley. Most people would leave you in the ditch they found you in.

Or throw you down a bigger one.