In Which Muse is Cranky, Bored and Demanding.

[heros_shadow]

WOMAN!

I am bored. Entertain me!

[SULK]

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[splitthetimeline]

[Have a golden wolf walking over and making a try at the back of your neck, Shadow. He plans on picking you up and carting you off like the child you're acting like.]

XD Hello ~ <3

[heros_shadow]

[A blink, then a flail.]

PUT ME DOWN!

[splitthetimeline]

[The wolf does not pause, his gait lazy as he continues on a path that seemed to have no destination.]

Hrmmm... no.

Forgive the Slow, I am attempting to clean my kitchen >_>

[heros_shadow]

You WILL Put me down RIGHT NOW!

You can't just come in here and cart people off like they're nothing! Who are you!!!!

[Oh, Shadow is pissed now, he does NOT like being treated like a child.]

[splitthetimeline]

[The wolf kept walking for a few more yards after the declaration, pausing as if truly considering the Shadow's demands...


...and then he unceremoniously tossed the creature to the side and high in the air. Somewhere around where the wolf estimated he would come down there was a bubbling stream. If the Shadow was lucky he might even land in it...]

Hrmm... No one of importance...

[He wouldn't get treated like a child if he didn't act like a child~]

[heros_shadow]

[Shadow did indeed land in the stream. Soaking wet and raging he sputtered and stood knee-deep in the water.]

You ... You .... CREATURE!!!

[A snarl]

How DARE YOU!!!

[splitthetimeline]

[The wolf sat there, mouth open in a doggy smile and tail wagging slowly.]

Hrmmm... Perhaps now that you've cooled your head you will reconsider how you treat your Goddess Mun? It does not do well to be so demanding over the one who controls your fate.

[But if the Shadow needed another lesson in humility, he'd gladly oblige. It was rather entertaining to see him flail and sputter.]

[heros_shadow]

I'll treat her as I please!

[A Sulk now, oh Shadow -- you really should treat her better. She holds the strings to your fate, like the majestic wolf says.]

[splitthetimeline]

Hrmm... than do not be surprised should she retaliate in kind.

[heros_shadow]

She wouldn't dare!

[splitthetimeline]

She has brought you here, has she not? There is nothing to keep your Goddess Mun from doing as she pleases. Certainly not you.

[So amusing when you're worked up like this you know that, Shadow?]

[heros_shadow]

I just won't respond anymore when she calls for me. That pisses her off more than anything!

[Indeed it does, Shadow, but it pisses her off more when you're being a baby.]

[splitthetimeline]

Hrmm... and she has every right to do the same to you in return. You are, after all, merely a shadow...

[heros_shadow]

....

[Rage.Building..]

I AM NOT JUST A SHADOW!!

[splitthetimeline]

Hrmm... Of course you aren't. You're also a child.

[a beat.]

Unless you'd like to stop acting like one...?

[heros_shadow]

How dare you! What gives you the right to tell me how to act, hmm?

Foul Creature.

[splitthetimeline]

[The wolf stands and gives his best doggy shrug before turning to wander off.]

Nothing more than anyone else is given, Shadow, but that should be enough.

[As he walks off though, his own shadow seems to take the shape of a person with a long floppy hat...]

[heros_shadow]

....

You remind me of ...him.

LOL WUT?

[heros_shadow]

>_>

Re: LOL WUT?

[heros_shadow]

This is ....


Dirty pictures....

[fedorafan]

How's that demand working out for ya?

[heros_shadow]

.....

[*frustrated growl*]

[fedorafan]

Well on the plus side, at least they aren't abusing you or embarrassing you with sexual innuendo?

[heros_shadow]

No.

She does FAR worse. I am tortured on a regular basis.

[Liar.]

[fedorafan]

Yeah that sounds about right. Muns just love that crap, masochistic bastards.

[heros_shadow]

I love her, but she loves to torture me >_>