crabcatch: (YOUR STUPIDITY ACTUALLY HURTS)
Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] crabcatch) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-05-15 09:00 pm

Round 3!...a-and still no confidence djgbvfn;'sbjnvfs

AT THIS STAGE, YOU'RE SPELLING IT OUT FOR YOURSELF.
THIS WON'T FUCKING HAPPEN. EVER.
LOOK, EVEN IF YOU WERE A HUNDRED PERCENT SURE THIS WOULD WORK OUT
AND LET ME POINT OUT AGAIN THAT IT WOULDN'T, EVER!
YOU'RE TOO BUSY QUAKING IN YOUR SHOES ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK.
YOU'D EITHER HAVE TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND GET OVER IT, OR STOP. BRINGING. ME. BACK.
BUT WE ALL KNOW THE FORMER ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN, DESPITE THE FACT YOU HAD IT GOING FOR SO LONG, TOO.
IF MAKING POSTS HERE BOTHERS YOU, IMAGINE BEING IN A GAME. AN ENTIRE GAME FULL OF PEOPLE.
ALL OF THEM. YOU'D PROBABLY HAVE SOME KIND OF FUCKING FEAR INDUCED SEIZURE AND DROP YOUR HEAD RIGHT ONTO YOUR KEYBOARD.
THE ONLY COMMENTS PEOPLE WOULD EVER GET IN THREADS AND SHIT WOULD BE VFSBGNVFO;ANBFVO CAUSE YOU'RE TOO BUSY SPAZZING OUT ALL OVER THE KEYBOARD.

SEE, WE DIDN'T HAVE TO ASSOCIATE WITH EACH OTHER. IT WAS OVER AND DONE WITH.
I WAS HAPPY WITH THAT.
BUT NO, MOMENTARILY DRIFT BACK TO THE IDEA AND SUDDENLY
HEY, I KNOW! NEW POST!
BAD IDEA. NO, WORST FUCKING IDEA OF ALL TIME.
IS IT THE GREY? IS IT? DOES IT JUST NOT...YOU KNOW, GET THROUGH THAT INFERIOR CALCIUM BASED SKULL OF YOURS?
DO YOUR GANDERBULBS GLAZE OVER AND YOUR THINKPAN SHUT DOWN THE MINUTE IT SEES IT?

MAYBE THIS'LL GET YOUR ATTENTION.
DOING IT FOR YOU YET? HELLO? NOPE, NOT A THING. FANSERIOUSLY, COULDN'T KEEP THIS UP EVEN IF I WANTED TO.
GET WITH THE PROGRAM, YOU RAVING DOUCHENOZZLE.
strider_pride: (in the eyes of cool)

[personal profile] strider_pride 2012-05-15 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
holy shit
was that red i just saw there???
looks like karkats got some strider in him
strider_pride: (hey you motherfucking guys)

[personal profile] strider_pride 2012-05-16 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
sorry vantas
i dont swing that way
i mean youre cute and all but im a ladies man
sorry
dicey: ([text+spidertroll])

[personal profile] dicey 2012-05-16 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, Karkat! You sound just like yourself.

Your player might think that's supposed to 8e a compliment, 8ut it's not! 8ecause no matter how gr8 MY player thinks you sound, you just sound like a complete 8ore to me. ::::(
dicey: (you want a revelation)

[personal profile] dicey 2012-05-16 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
I will encourage whoever I want! Maybe you'll stop 8eing such a whiny asshole if you're put somewhere.
dicey: (and I'm damned if I do)

[personal profile] dicey 2012-05-16 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
With the way it sounds like things are going, you should 8e glad to get out of your universe.
honkalypse: (We're chill up on in here.)

[personal profile] honkalypse 2012-05-16 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
that's all up and sounding like my best motherfucking friend to these hear ducts.
DON'T KNOW WHAT ALL THE MUN OF YOURS IS BEING NERVOUS ABOUT IN HERE.
just got to be all down with what's got its happen all on.
LET THOSE NERVES GET THEIR MOTHERFUCKING FEATHERS UP AND FLYING OFF LIKE CHIRPBEASTS.
honkalypse: (Gentle soul stained by indigo.)

[personal profile] honkalypse 2012-05-16 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
i'm helping.
GETTING ALL MY MOTHERFUCKING HELPING ON.
helping out my best friend's mun all helps you too.
Edited 2012-05-16 05:01 (UTC)
leet: (pic#)

[personal profile] leet 2012-05-16 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
YOU SOUND R34LLY M4D K4RK4T!!
MOR3 TH4N USU4L
DO YOU N33D 4 HUG?? >:)

[personal profile] fuchsiawitch 2012-05-16 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
You s)(ould be nicer to your mundane.
(Even if being scared seems really silly!)
Because you mig)(t scare t)(em off for good!
T)(en w)(at would you )(appen to you?
Tell t)(em that -EV-ERYT)(ING WILL BE ALL RIG)(T!
And t)(at you sound like you!
But glubs)(rug, mine gets silly like that too.
so_adorkabull: It's the same as having wings (iT'S HARD TO BE STRONG)

[personal profile] so_adorkabull 2012-05-19 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Here, have a lesson on assertiveness by Tavros.]

mY MUN, tENDS TO, uH, fEEL THE SAME,,
sHE PANICS, a LOT,,,,
bUT, aLL YOU NEED, uM, iS SOME cONFIDENCE IN YOUR ABILITIES,
gO AHEAD AND PLAY SOMEWHERE, mAYBE START SMALL AT [community profile] bakerstreet FIRST,
pEOPLE THERE ARE REALLY NICE AND STUFF,,
iF IT'S ANY HELP,
i, uH, tHINK YOU SOUND, lIKE YOURSELF, aNGRY AND CURSING, a LOT,