refusing to be unironic

[thepuppetmaster]

Lady, look, I'm all for creative expression and I'm not opposing you taking me on when you've never tried it before but you could have settled with me just a little before you decided you could handle me.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining, I mean, I finally saw Roxy in the flesh and there's no lack of things to do but heck, woman, I have to be one stressball of worry for you. Are you trying to give yourself some kind of neurosis?

I'll just be kicking back here in Ruby City until you collapse under the pressure of keeping up such brilliant irony and finally crack.

Yours,
Dirk Strider.