VOICE TESTING!

[no_not_kazaam]

"Voice testing" huh? Not sure what that is, but it's good to finally get out and stretch my legs.

[Which he will demonstrate by doing a few stretches!]

I've been cramped in that head of yours since yesterday you know. And that's a shocker too! Didn't you used to say I was "too corny" or something? Heh. I know what did it. [He closes his eyes and crosses his arms with a goofy smile on his face, reminiscening about his accomplishment.] Ahh, episode 19: Misplaced. You didn't even think you were gonna like that episode did you?

First you thought it was just gonna be this goofy all adults are missing plot. And then you keep watching and bam! The Billster steps in! [Aw man! He's even adding -ster at the end of his name! He's so running on 100% coolness rite now.]

...

And what's Kazaam?

Comments

[thatshowitworks]

The Billster? [rly, Billy.]

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[no_not_kazaam]

Yeah, the Billster! [He sees nothing wrong with this.]

[no_not_kazaam]

...

What? [There is no reason why you shouldn't think this is the coolest thing ever Robin.]

[thatshowitworks]

Nothing. Trying it out?

[no_not_kazaam]

Oh, what, Billster? Yeah, I just came up with it a little while ago!

Whatcha think, sounds pretty cool right? [And this is the kid they give the power of a god to.]

[hackingyoursensors]

Yeah, still getting used to Captain Marvel being ten years old.

[no_not_kazaam]

I don't think it's something anyone expects. A ten year old being able to compete with someone like Superman in strength? Come oooon!

[Except he can and it's awesome!]

It makes Captain Marvel the perfect alter ego though! No one ever suspects it's me!

[hackingyoursensors]

True.

Somehow, I think Batman always suspected, though. He knows all.

[no_not_kazaam]

Batman knew yeah.

...I still don't know how he figures stuff like this out.

[hackingyoursensors]

That's a bat-secret.

[backwordscompatible]

In hindsight, I'm surprised we didn't catch on to you sooner.

[no_not_kazaam]

I wouldn't feel too bad about it. [...] Keep a secret?

[He whispers.]

Not even the Justice League knew! [Except Batman but whateva.]

[backwordscompatible]

How would they? It's not like adult-sized kids are a regular thing. [Batman doesn't count. He knows everything.]

But it certainly came in handy.

[no_not_kazaam]

Yeah, I guess that's true!

It did didn't it? I never thought that just... regular me was gonna be such a big help to the team!

[backwordscompatible]

You're smart. That counts for a lot.

[speedydeliveryboy]

The Billster, huh? I like it. [But what do you really expect from a guy that called himself the Wall-man?]

[no_not_kazaam]

Really!? I just made it up too! It sounds awesome right?

[bratbeyond]

Billster?

... Slag, you really need to work on that nickname thing.

[no_not_kazaam]

Who the heck is Slag!]

And what's wrong with Billster? I thought it sounded pretty cool...

[bratbeyond]

[Damian's go-to swear word. It's... probably a good thing Billy doesn't know..]

That'd depend on your definition of cool. If you can pull it off, I'd be impressed.

[master_of_the_game]

I'd say it was pretty ingenius. Far from goofy.

[no_not_kazaam]

Yeah, well... either way it didn't work!

Guess you guys forgot to factor me into the equation. [And his awesome Man-child powers.]