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[mareinblack]

Well, well, well. What do we have here? You already have the little moon princess, so whatever could you possibly want with little old me?

[a chuckle] Unless, of course, you are as tired as I am of the incessant whining about the goodness of friendship and how much her - my sister loves me.

[outright laughter now] Oh, that's positively hilarious. We should work together, you and I. After all, we could both use a good laugh now and then. Just let me out to play once in a while, mm?

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[cape_and_wizard_hat]

...Nightmare Moon?

Trixie thought you were already defeated.

[mareinblack]

Looks like you thought wrong, my little pony. [that endearment holds just about anything but affection]

Is it really that easy to simply wipe away all shreds of bitterness, Trixie?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie supposes it isn't. Very well. It may be entirely way too early, but since you're here...

[Trixie floats some candy and places it in front of Nightmare Moon. She then nods, pleased with herself.]

[mareinblack]

[she stares.

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Don't tell me you actually believe that I can be placated by mere sweets.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Oh. Yeah. That's right. Drat. Trixie's not in a costume.

...Uh, Trixie demands you to wait whilst she puts one on.

[She starts running off to find a costume. Hopefully one as good as this pony's costume.]

[mareinblack]

[oh for the love of.

Blue magic drags the unicorn back, depositing Trixie neatly in front of her.

She leans down, smiling.] Truth be told, I have little interest in eating foals. Too much crying.

[that smile widens a bit] However, I might make an exception for any pony foalish enough to believe that all I am doing is playing dress-up.

[suicidoll]

I assume you're the type to play with fire instead of playing with dolls?

[mareinblack]

Fire, lightning, night and day cycles. It's all the same thing, really.

[suicidoll]

Save for the results each one can get. Shining sunlight in one's eyes won't get inflict the same burning pain as igniting their bed while they lay in it.

[mareinblack]

Leave the sun up long enough, and everything burns. [and leave them begging for the night to come back]

[suicidoll]

Such is the case for skin cancer. Ironically, too little or too much sun is bad for most beings; biology lives off the misery of others.

[mareinblack]

[the hell.]

Of course it is. Moderation in all things, harmony and balance above all. [her voice is dripping in sarcasm]

[marearcana]

Nightmare Moon? Again? B-but how?

[Twilight, this is an interdimensional nexus, of course you'll meet another Nightmare Moon.]

[mareinblack]

Twilight Sparkle! My beloved sister's prized pupil. How wonderful it is to see you again.

[smile]

[marearcana]

You don't think that.

[The sarcasm was oozing out of your statement so hard the floor is stained. Time to break out the Pledge.]

[mareinblack]

You wound me deeply! In fact, you've struck me right in my shriveled up, husk of a heart.

[marearcana]

Well, good job, then, if you finally have one.

[mareinblack]

[supremely casual. She might even be examining a silver shod hoof.] Oh, I have always had one. It never did me much good, so I care not for it.

[back to grinning] So here you are, Twilight Sparkle. No friends, no Celestia. Whatever shall you do?

[fruity_puppeteer]

Certainly didn't take long for you to turn hooves, did it?

[mareinblack]

[a lazy smile]

Hello, Discord. It was longer than expected, but I'm here now.

[fruity_puppeteer]

Now that you cleared your head of your snooze of a sister, what is your next move? Please don't do eternal night again, that gets so boring.

[mareinblack]

[eyeroll]

If it isn't simultaneously floating, changing form and color, and causing distress to somepony, you'd find it boring.

[fruity_puppeteer]

Don't forget raining licorice!

And I think anyone can agree night is so dreadfully dull...unless there's something you have under your wing~

[princess_molestia]

You again?

[mareinblack]

Hello, dear sister. I haven't seen you in ever so long.