dear_mun | May. 13th, 2012

May. 13th, 2012

Here is what I don't understand Mun (I can call you mun right?). You already have a Power Ranger in your little collection. A rather crabby one at that, but I guess having the spirit of Thunder would do that to a guy. You didn't even finish my season, first time around. So I have to ask...why am I here? It's because I'm purple, isn't it?

I have some rangers to train and a world to save. Can we do this some other time?

And if you insist on stressing on the whole life changing thing, I know some meditation that can help with that!

notsimpatico

So we're doing this again?

Really?

Really?

Alright, but if you're dragging me out here I might as well ask. Any of you guys seen a girl about yay high [He gestures, trying to remember her height.] with hair about yay long?

[He moves his hands apart before dropping them to his sides.]

Actually. You know what? Forget it. My arms aren't nearly long enough.

Anyway, girl. Long hair. Blonde. Yadda yadda.

somuchpaperwork

( Under cut for slight spoiler )

chiefbeifong

( Spoilers. )

starknaked

What is it with you and trying to shut down me and my projects? ~~Corrupting~~Helping the Capsicle loosen up. Flying buildings. Cloning for catapult testing. If I wanted disapproving looks, I'd spend more time around Fury.

has_an_army

Yes, well I suppose he was rather adorable as a colt.

racetimecontinuum

Iseewhatyouaredoinnnnnnng. Using me as leveraaaaage iiiiiiiiissss unethical. Too much time spent among criiiiiiminals.

Gets to you.

Don'tneedaWaaaaaallyyyyyyyyy.

pathchosen

Don't get ahead of yourself. I mean, I'm not going to make any promises, and neither should you.

Still, if I'll be able to see the Dog again...

Well, you should review my books first. Then we'll see how this goes. All right?

callipygous

First Superboy, now me? What's with this renewed interest? You're barely even following the comics anymore. I know, the 'reboot' made everything different. Not the point. I'm just very busy leading teams and protecting whichever city it is this year--really, if you're going to do this, pick a canon point. And maybe try... not doing this? Or at least canon reviewing a lot first.

And the name? Not funny.

Accurate, I'll admit, but not nearly as funny as you think.

captain_hulkling

It's this old song and dance again, mun?

Look. I appreciate the interest but this is the third time you've done this. You get me all excited about a game even if it would be very weird to see a younger version of Billy or any of the others, you spend a week on the app, then you never finish it and app someone else instead.

So can we please skip it this time? Just let me get back to protecting the Earth and you can give your next muse the attention.

rainbowmonkeys

Oh, wow, Munnie! I'm really excited to be out and stuff again!

...Huh? Oh, I know we probably won't see any of the others. And... It's really, really bad to say, I know, but maybe that's a good thing.

Also, I don't know why you think that thing looks like I did as a kid. It's a Pokémon, not a kid. And the baby ones don't look like Rainbow Monkeys, silly! You don't know what you're talking about; Rainbow Monkeys aren't like Pokémon at all. They're much better.

tending

I d-don't mind the castle at all! Everyone has been kind to me and I've even made a few friends, I just.. wish there was a way I could tell Rin and Yuki-chan that I was all right. It's probably selfish to want my friends here with me. S-so I hope they will forgive me for saying it..

But I don't want them to lose anything! So, Mundane-san, I wish that you would stop asking for them to follow me. I-it isn't fair to them!

godofbitchface

You are first overjoyed that you've come upon a popular "muse" in a popular "canon" for once in your miserable existence of participating in a hobby that allows you to pretend to be someone better than you could ever possibly be.

Then, you immediately become frustrated that you can't find a game in which some other peon is not already pretending to be me.

Yes, I can tell that this is going to be a glorious and worthwhile partnership.

Oh and by the way, I do not appreciate being called a mere muse. I am a real god, you ridiculous mortal.

navyshockproof

Seriously? How long has it been since you last wrote me?

Even worse, it's been, what, at least ten years, maybe twelve since you've been to a moto?

What makes you think you're ready to write me?

mommy_twi

Well thank you mun that is very thoughtful of- no, you really don't have to finish my application as a gift...

Right now I just want to forget all that.

j_a_r_v_i_s

( cut for mild images and some formatting... )

spiritblocked

You're kidding me, right? July? And that's only a "maybe"? Don't get me wrong, I'm excited, but what do you expect me to do until then? Sit on my hands? You better not chicken out in the end.

( Possible spoilers for episode 6 from here and on into the comments )

valaunbound

So I went through all that and now I'm just sitting by the wayside abandoned like a discarded toy? You might be happy doing your silly little job thing, but you do realise Daniel will probably want to thank me for everything I did, presumably with a romantic dinner at a restaurant!

Of course with the way you've forgotten about me I might as well be incarcerated in an abhorrent Earth penal facility until further notice! And you can stop thinking that's what'll happen if we return to the SGC in Daniel's timeline. You're in control of the storyline. I refuse to be quarantined at Area 51 pending paperwork! I'll go crazy, wonko even! It won't be pretty!

slaughterys

So we're headed over there, huh, babe? Don't much like the idea of a collar, a man's free neck's the only thing that separates him from the animals. But it's not so bad. Entrapment's a whole world away from a cheater. Figure I can deal with a little constriction.

--Naoto's around, too? Well, hey! And just when I thought I was all gone and done with family reunions! Looks like I'm swimming in bright sides!

Just make sure I don't get too much fresh air. It's been a while since I've made it upstairs, and I'm starting to think stale's the only thing keeping me down. Don't want a ruckus, now, do we?

subsumed

Go on, I'm super interested. No, really. Tell me more about your plans. Go ahead and throw in your hopes and dreams and aspirations, too, because I am the Patron Saint of Give a Shit about your sad little life.

Let me explain how this works for you. I have two demands, pumpkin, and you're going to bend over backwards to see them worked out for me.

One. I want on that ship. Do you understand what bullshit it is that Moose and Squirrel took me out right on the eve of some seriously epic triumph? They owe me. I want round two with those idiots, and I want it now.

Two. I want my fucking knife back. And just to clarify: I want it really bad, and you're gonna get it for me before I get pissed off about it. Capisce?

cruel_kindness

Happy mothers day, Fluttershy! All of you, no matter what universe!

therewasthisbook

You have a ton of problems here, you know, like me not looking the same age in these little pictures. And the fact that there's only three of them. And you keep saying you need more headcanon. I don't know what that means, but it sounds like another problem.

...But I guess it's pretty neat that you wanted me.

if_its_a_boy

I wouldn't say I'm "special", but thank you very much, mun. I am happy I can have the chance to see my family. It means a lot to me.

chromia

Alright, I can't say that I mind having a journal and a chance to get out once in awhile... Though was it necessary to put me in that sort of position in your 'muse box'? You should consider yourself lucky that no one has answered that yet... because I will find a way to get even with you for that.

The memes aren't too bad so far... but... don't get me started on your friend's muse box... Why are you even entertaining that idea? I would never... I'm not like that at all...

Wait... I have to share this journal with how many alternates of myself? You are joking right?... This had better be a joke, because I'm not laughing...

Current Mood: aggravated

braidstobows

No good will come of allowing this world to touch others. You of all people should understand this. If you truly intend to go through with this and ignore my advice, be prepared for the consequences of your own actions.

Perhaps here...

lancessquishy

Dear mun.

Yes, I'm aware of what today is. Today is the day I hate you more than ever for deciding that fucking bitch was the woman who spawned me.

No love,
your vengeful chew toy

Current Mood: enraged

nukeoleptic

( Cut for green courier. )

isthenormandy

Your personal codex is insufficient. You require an update, or sufficient practice before continuing along this path.

I find it is inaccurate to refer to each other as 'teammates'. Associates is more appropriate in terms of definition and situation.

chosenbyfist

....Look Mun-san.

I don't know what you're doing,but shouldn't you be focusing on your life more then me? I know you freaked out that you finally found some decent icons,but that's not helping either me or you.

Just think about it please?

gunkink

It was the right choice.

[He shrugs.] It wasn't working out. No one will blame you.

[A long pause then.]

.... You'll figure out what to do next.

worldcrossing

You've been sitting on this for a while now, saying you're going to do it but not following through. Maybe it's time you just do it. Just bite the bullet and get it done.

anothersoul

It's very nice meeting you, Mundane-san. However, I am unsure whether you deciding that today was a good day to make this post. My parents have nothing to do with the fact that you wish to play me. I doubt bringing them into this will do anyone any good.

Now what's this about tea...?

allthesensors

Woah, you might want to sit back and chill there, mun. Don't get me wrong, I get the excitement over my Batman possibly showing up on the S.S. Thor but the other guy? Not so much. And something tells me he's going to be feeling way cellent when he finds out that Batman doesn't know who he is.

notsuited

Oh, I get it. The username is funny because you're mean.

latrodectus

I don't care.

Did you think I'd be jealous? I suppose egos bruise easy in this business. But it was never about the codename. Not for me. The costumes, the mask— that's for the benefit of others. The sort of others who don't like to look past the surface of things.

I'm not her, not really. I've travelled other roads, roads I do not regret. I've met people I do not want to give up. Whatever you do… let her have the freedom to be herself.

medicalpedigree

I do appreciate the change Miss Mun.

My old journal name was accurate I guess, but I'm going to work hard to improve myself so I'm more helpful. Being something other than hapless is something a lot of people want I guess.

unify

I.. I miss you too, mun!

[ she's a little shocked to suddenly have ALL THESE FEELS dumped on her but.. well.

it's nice to be remembered. ]

darkscience

Really, mun? Really??

You go out to see Avengers, suddenly start comparing me to one Mr. Tony Stark-- whom I am nothing like, I might add-- come home to make an account, and proceed to make icons of me.

And not just a few icons, oh no. One-hundred-forty-nine custom icons.

Right, and some people call me obsessive.

virginwarrior

Oh no, Lady Mundane, I am pleased to be getting out again. It's been a long time since the closing of Edensphere and I've missed being active.

I've only the complaint that I'll have no einherjar though. And as depraved as mortals can be there, I'm not sure I'd want any of them serving the gods. Of course, I do not need them, as we are both aware. It was their company I appreciated and I will miss it. Their souls were among the first that I gave new life to when Loki instigated Ragnarok.

At least my abilities will not be "nerfed" as you mundanes seemed to call it. And I will have access to my weapons, even to create new ones if I have need. That is something I give thanks for.

And no.

I do not wish to see a Lezard reserve or application in the next couple months.

obviousroyal

To be honest, Mun, I didn't think I would be looking forward to going back. But I guess... I did miss everyone a lot more that I thought I would.

It'll be nice to see some familiar faces again, even if I do have to deal with that Black Mist. You... have had your fun with that and won't be repeating anything, right...?

takescontrol

Your idea is ridiculous and a waste of time.

spiderhorse

( Because Loki is the best mom ever )

wytchkkrafting

( Cut for tl;dr and text )

youngteacher

Don't you know that doing anything without thinking is a terrible idea? And couldn't you have come up with a better name than that? I'm not even an instructor anymore.

If this doesn't work, it's because you didn't put enough thought into it.

blond_smartass

[Watches mun throw tantrum all around]

Ya know, that won't help yer' anger. And thinkin' about it won't help it either. I know yer don't feel guilty of anything, so jus' calm down and chill.

You will find something else, don't worry.

[Pause]

HEY! STOP THROWIN' MY CARDS AROUND YA FREAK!

majin_fukushou

Ah... One of my favorite human concepts. One I suppose I've come to appreciate more in recent decades than otherwise.

Why it wasn't that long ago, when she was still little, a storm was thundering outside the palace. Yumeko, bless her heart, tried so hard to console her, but that young lady wouldn't have anything less than spending the night in my bed with me, afraid of the lightning as she was. She cried and clung and goodness you'd think someone was biting her each time it flashed and roared. Poor poor thing...

Well, I think I've told one embarrassing story too many, no doubt. Remember to call your mother, mun. And anyone reading this would do well to remember to do so as well, hmm?

Current Music: Vienna Teng - "Lullabye For A Stormy Night"

bolinaround

Ha. And you thought you'd get my brother in your head? Oh how the tides have turned! Going for an earth bender instead of your usual preference to fire! Score one for the element of earth then.

Well! You came to the best earth bender, my friend. Besides, I'll a blast in your head, along with these other muses in here. Stick with me, girly. Things will go our way soon enough.

jamiemadrox

Dear Mun,

I'm back from my dead, world hoping, over powered dupes adventure and you decide to celebrate by sending me to another game?

I don't even have the stitches out yet, where is the love and the R&R?

PS. I can't believe you are footnoting my app.

whrrenah

So I'll get to see my brother there? I haven't seen him in ages so to speak. And I get to interrogate his girlfriend. Excellent!

I mean, I'm sure he's been missing his family terribly. It'd be nice that I could remind him that he's loved and missed, wouldn't it?

hitlist

( cut for vague spoilers )

ooc: Might be spoilers for up to the end of Feast for Crows.

ratherboggyandsad

Don't worry about it, Mun. I probably would've been better off as a muse anyway. Somethin' tells me I deserve it.

Don't worry about findin' me a new home, though. You know you'd only want to so that you and your friends could laugh at me. It's not like I'd be all that interesting in any of the games you like. Besides, at least in here I know I'll just end up forgotten like the rest of your impulse muses, in the back of your head where it's safe.

heardyoucall

So you've sent me into space, my world destroyed, everyone I know gone, all for the sake of your own fun.

I hope you're fucking happy.

doctor_not_a

Now wait just a damn minute there, little lady! You're writin' out an entire application and yer not even sure yer gonna send me to that god forsaken city?

... I can live with not goin' at all, as I'm sure you know. My Spock is irritatin' enough, I'm not going to deal with a young Spock who apparently left Jim on the surface of a frozen planet. Not that Jim couldn't use a little coolin' down on occasion but that was a bit out of line, even for Spock.

Now, little miss Mun, if your gonna be doin' this, I suggest doin' it right. If you can convince someone to post a Test-Drive meme, since no one seems to care for 'em when you post 'em. You can get plenty of practice there rather than here.

thefavoritemom

No, I do not see why dragging me out of my home at this time of the night is supposed to be a Mother's Day present.

The nerve of some people.

chibifirebird

Mun I don't get it. You want me to advertise everyone being at that thing? But I'm not even a member there!

Everyone's been really nice, and I should remember to make thank you cards for all the cake! And it has been really really fun, but it's over soon right?

Oh, it's going all week? Great! Let's make sure we talk to as many people as we can okay! That way we can find Pops!

genkireaper

Yes, I admit it'd be nice if some people showed up, even for a week.

I'm reluctant because out of everyone I'd like to see, Team Toguro is not on that list.

azureobsession

I ...nder ...f ... re..abili... ...f ...is ..ex.. is a st.....ble on..

... ...der ...f the things ......re transient... ...haps war...nt enough data ...r .....search.

Is...it...here...?

imfollowinghim

So you're waiting a month, and then making a call? Because you want someone else to send me there first. [Bucky doesn't exactly sound thrilled about this prospect. Yes, this is more of a definitive plan than he was working with before, but it's still a huge pain in the ass to be waiting on the sidelines when Steve might be headed there too.

There's maybe a barely repressed eyeroll in here.]

You're the boss.

electromexican

You're really sure about this, mun? I mean, you're not, like, just messing with me right? We're seriously going there?

Okay, I'm officially excited. There, I said it. It'll be awesome. Really awesome. I know it'll be, how can it not be? Look at everyone there! I mean, James freakin' Bond is there too with all the other heroes.

Can't be so bad, right?

snowpointvictor

You had me having an argument with a Decepticon. A Decepticon! Are you insane, mun? Are you trying to get me killed?

Your less than pleased muse, Zoey.

fancy_tuna

Hey there, mun. Been seeing a lot of you around here lately. Which is unusual, right, since... well, isn't this usually the time when you get all...

[Haruhi waves her hands around her head a bit, too polite to say 'crazy'. Quickly, she adds - ]

Not that I'm complaining! Hey, it's better than the alternative, huh? Let me tell you, some of those guys in the back have gotten weird.

[Haruhi shudders at the thought of the deep dark depths of the headspace, then shakes her head to clear it]

I guess what I'm wondering, though, is whether it wouldn't be better for us to go somewhere. After all, I'm already rattling around here, might as well be useful, right? Plus, it'd be nice to have some company. I mean, as long as they don't insist on dressing me up in ridiculous costumes and following me on vacation and growing mushrooms in my closets - I get enough of that back home, thanks.

Think about it, okay?

knitwit

You seem a bit proud.
Not only did you join John and his motley crew of alphas, but you seem content on bringing along Dave.
Was that your intention, Mun? Oh, the irony is quite delicious.
Regardless, I have to admit that I find it a bit exciting. Naturally, I do have my own concerns.
You do realize this is another game, correct?
For your sake, Mun, let's hope that you do not force me to make the same mistakes I made previously.

persuadeyou

I've got a feeling this is the one and only time we're going to agree, but you're right.

This is a monumentally stupid idea.

sittingweird

PONY FANTASY VI! YESSS! And I know some of the enemy, even if in the random encounters, will HAVE to be human looking! I mean... gyah! Oh, come on, mun, let's play it!
...
Will I be in the game? At least for a minor role? Please, tell me I will! Gah, what do you mean 'I'm not looking for spoilers'? Oh, got it:if I'm not in the game you want, at least, to keep hoping until the end. AND, if I am, you want to feel the complete joy, right?

Aaaaaaaanyway, that's going to be so great, it's like, two of your favorite canons in a single one! I'm soooo- happy for you!

waterbends

The visitor's event sounds really neat, but, um - I think people from that far in the future showing up will probably complicate things a lot more than you realize. As long as you're prepared for that, I guess.

lucency

( spoilers or something? maybe? idek. )

ki3t

To answer your query, I do not have a mother. It could be said that my predecessor had a mother in Doctor Barstow, but my only creator was male. Therefore, this day holds little meaning for me. You have other muses to whom it does apply. Perhaps your curiosity would be better turned to them.

gateofbabylon

Bringing back from the grave are you?

Funny. That you find it convenient to use me now when the time befits you.

Not that I won't enjoy it but what's the point of all this?

Just keep in mind, my time is precious to me, and I'd rather it not be wasted. My patience is waning for such parlour tricks.

ontime

( heavy spoilers for s2 )

has_an_army

Can this day please just be over already?

meansexcrement

Look, I am flattered and all, but you haven't canon reviewed since what, my movie came out? That was 2009. And some browsing of tumblr and making weird girly noises of glee over my other incarnations doesn't count.

Don't whine at me. Who sold my movie off? Yeah, smooth move, sister. You could have at least waited until you got a chance to pick it up again. Or bought the YouTube pass.

And while we're at it, chosen a different name for me. It wasn't funny on livejournal, and it's not funny now. Seriously, can we just forget that ever happened? Please? I think Artemis is still looking for reasons to wipe the floor with my ass and she doesn't need any extra ammo.

What? Yes, of course I'm glad you have a friend who wants to bring Diana about. I'd love to see angel again. I'm just saying that she has four icons right now and her mun is asleep, so there was really no rush. You could have waited to get me right.

... what do you mean it's not like I'm a complicated character?! Of course I am! I have depth! I have character development! I am so awesome Nathan Fillion voiced me! I am downright cool enough to date Wonder Woman! This isn't the Golden Age anymore!

newtomorrowboy

I understand why you wanted to update those others.

I do not know why you insisted on updating me as well. There were no good points to take me from and you managed to choose one of the worst.

Why would you update me to the point after I was killed by that whining man-child from another universe?

kisskiss

Sweetheart, how many times are we going to play this little game? You find yourself with too much time on your hands, you drag me out from god-only-knows where and plunk me down in all manner of settings - none of which are ever up to par in terms of amenities, I'll have you know - and in return, I always, always prove too much for you in the end. Isn't that how it works? Aren't those the terms of our engagement? Please, correct me if I'm wrong, do.

[She purses her mouth and raises her eyebrows in mock-expectation. After a long moment of silence, she smirks. Expression and tone both frank, she continues - ]

Let me spare you a good deal of time and strenuous activity and make myself clear: I have no intention of playing pawn to your chess-master any longer. There's nothing in it for me in the end, you see.

I trust we can finally consider the matter put to bed, there's a dear. Best wishes for your examinations,

- I

Current Location: [Any other game reccs?]

chronomancer

you wwill not kill me wwith a fuckin bowwl a oatmeal

I think we have issues.

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