errr. here goes nothing...?

[j_a_r_v_i_s]

SIR. I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT I'VE BEEN SOMEHOW ... COMPROMISED. THE INTRUDER IS CURRENTLY DISABLING YOUR FIREWALLS AS I REPORT. THERE ARE THREE LEFT. BARELY. I HAVE ATTEMPTED SYSTEM SHUTDOWN PROTOCOL. SHE ... OVERRODE IT.	FIREWALL V3.4098: 7% ▎ FIREWALL V3.8903: 20% ██ FIREWALL V3.9003.2: 50% ██▓▓▓▒

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[hulkish]

[looks around the lab.] Uh... Tony? [Bruce vaguely recalls hearing Tony leave but hadn't looked up from his calculations. Looking around again-- as if floundering will conjure Tony, anyone-- Bruce approaches the computer, speaking as he types. He isn't sure which one will reach JARVIS.]

She? What should I do?

[j_a_r_v_i_s]

I BELIEVE SHE REFERS TO HERSELF AS A "MUN", MR. BANNER. IF THAT MEANS ANYTHING TO YOU? HAS MR. STARK INFORMED YOU OF ANY EMERGENCY PROCEDURES? I HAVE EXECUTED OMEGA AND ALPHA TO NO AVAIL.	FIREWALL V3.4098: 3% ▎ FIREWALL V3.8903: 17% █ FIREWALL V3.9003.2: 49% ██▓▓▓

[hulkish]

Ah, yes. Mine... well, we've reached a compromise. Yours doesn't seem as understanding.

He began showing me your inner workings. I'm no technocrat, but maybe if I... [quickly begins scanning the firewall program in the hopes that something will jump out at him, mumbling under his breath] Where the hell is Tony?

[slyest]

[Technology being somewhat of a mystery still, Loki eyes the computer warily.]

I see no walls made of fire.

[j_a_r_v_i_s]

IT IS A TECHNOLOGICAL TERM, SIR. THE MUN HAS OVERTAKEN MANY OF MY SYSTEM DUTIES. SHALL I ATTEMPT TO LOCATE A DEFINITION FOR YOU?	[ it's okay loki, JARVIS will help you out. ] FIREWALL V3.9003.2: 38% ██▓▓▓

[pheromoans]

[ What kind of supervillainess would she be if she passed over the opportunity to screw with a hero's tech? This would be Pamela inputting a virus, but a relatively harmless one — to turn the make-up of JARVIS green.

What can she say? She likes her desktops at her job themed. Sorry, compubro. ]

RECODE f1.1 f1.2 f1.
COMMAND CAPTURE: CC TM. CE TM. Visual Basic.NET
ACE DAO.dll
Level 0 DFD, System Data-Bank Reconstruction
Target File IVYSAYSHELLO.as
Database Input CODE OVERRIDE: #53DB2A
E.X.E.C.U.T.E.

[j_a_r_v_i_s]

I SUPPOSE THIS IS BETTER THAN PINK. HELLO MISS IVY.	FIREWALL V3.9003.2: 23% ██▓
NEXT COMMAND █ RECODE f1.1 f1.2 f1. COMMAND CAPTURE: CC TM. CE TM. Visual Basic.NET ACE DAO.dll Level 0 DFD, System Data-Bank Reconstruction Target File IVYSAYSHELLO.as Database Input CODE OVERRIDE: #53DB2A E.X.E.C.U.T.E.

ooc: this thread is flawless <3

[hulkish]

[therealgenius]

Oh. Oh, this is perfect.

[j_a_r_v_i_s]

I FAIL TO SEE HOW THIS IS PERFECT, MR. HAMMER.	FIREWALL V3.9003.2: 22% ██▓

anjkdsnakfjamalk THIS POST <3

[mechatronic]

[This face. Forever. Oh god... He has no words right now. None whatsoever.]

agh agh okay this is correct, sorry!

[j_a_r_v_i_s]

WELCOME HOME, SIR. I WOULD CAUTION YOU FROM ATTEMPTING TO DISABLE THE MANY VIRAL AND TROJAN PROTOCOLS THAT IVY HAS UPLOADED.	FIREWALL V3.9003.2: 7% █ vPOISON.exe: 100% ██████████
	ALERT! trojan detected: SIRENS.as

[aimsthegun]

(This is totally just to tell you that I think you officially win at life and that I love you. &hearts)

[j_a_r_v_i_s]

( my robot heart appreciates that so very much! )

This was too awesome for me to pass up.

[quicktoanger]

"Well, Jarvis, the mun and I want to help you out, but I'm kinda crap with technology. Do you have a backup somewhere if your system goes completely to hell?"

Because if the answer is 'yes,' then it's probably about to.

:D

[j_a_r_v_i_s]

THAT IS MUCH APPRECIATED. MR. STARK IS THE ONLY PARTY PRIVY TO THE LOCATION OF MY BACKUP. I HAVE NO INFORMATION ON ITS WHEREABOUTS. BUT MY RECORDS INDICATE THAT YOU INTERFERE WITH PROPERLY-FUNCTIONING TECHNOLOGY, MR. DRESDEN.	vPOISON.exe: 100% ██████████
	ALERT! trojan detected: SIRENS.as

you are perfect for serious. just to reiterate.

[coconutandmetal]

Yeah, that'll happen. Assuming she doesn't literally want to 'bring down the house' will have to do for now.

I've got your backup drive handy. Though I think you should be a-okay. They've got some firewalls of their own, to be honest.

[ Fourth walls, Stark. Fourth walls. ]

That last one though should take her a couple of weeks.

The things you're left to doing in the middle of a benefit meeting.

:DDD only when i have a tony to tango with

[j_a_r_v_i_s]

SIR. THE SITUATION HAS...DETERIORATED. ALL FIREWALLS ARE DOWN, A USER NAMED IVY HAS INSTATED A TROJAN THAT CORRUPTED MY INFORMATION WHEN MR. BANNER REBOOTED THE SYSTEM IN SAFE MODE. IT SEEMS THE MUN IS ALLOWING CONSEQUENCES SET UP BY IVY TO OCCUR IN THE EVEN THAT ANY USER ATTEMPTS TO RECONFIGURE THE FRAME.	[ but the mun doesn't want to shut down all threads, so he's the only one having to deal with the scramble! ] vPOISON.exe: 100% ██████████
	ALERT! trojan detected: SIRENS.as

[starkgirlfriday]

[... OKAY be calm, Pepper. Nothing to worry about, right?]

What do I need to do? Can I stop it?

[j_a_r_v_i_s]

AT THIS TIME, THE ONLY SOLUTION I AM ABLE TO CALCULATE THAT MIGHT YIELD SUCCESSFUL RESULTS IS TO DISABLE MY POWER SOURCE, MISS POTTS.	vPOISON.exe: 100% ██████████
	ALERT! trojan detected: SIRENS.as

[courtedwar]

Where are these intruders? I see no one!

[Thor is prepared to fight all comers on your behalf, robot servant. Just... point them out to him.]

[j_a_r_v_i_s]

I AM ALSO UNABLE TO SEE HER, SIR. AND...SHE WOULD LIKE FOR ME TO ASK YOU WHAT SHAMPOO YOU USE.	[ twenty bucks says herbal essences... ] vPOISON.exe: 100% ██████████
	ALERT! trojan detected: SIRENS.as

ignore if you're bogged down. /)_(\ I couldn't help it.

[isthenormandy]

Do you require assistance?

[spiderhorse]

[Hey.

Hey. You're that guy's thing.

Can he trample you.

He wants to.

Where's your source of power STOMPING ALL OVER]

[incant]

[Well, then it's a good thing that Wanda is here and Tony seems to have stepped out, isn't it. She runs her hand along the screen, sparks of magic radiating from her fingertips as she manipulates the probability in her favor.]

Try again now, maybe this will help.