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[chronomancer]

you wwill not kill me wwith a fuckin bowwl a oatmeal

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[glowsferatu]

I Would Attempt Stating That Less Dignified Methods Of Demise Exist
But In Actuality Nothing Springs To Mind

[chronomancer]

i knoww
accidental suicide doesnt
really help much
at all

[glowsferatu]

So The Weapon Has Been Designated
But By Which Method Is She Considering The Accomplishment Of This Act
Drowning May Take An Undue And Painful Length Of Time Unless You Fall Asleep In It
It Would Be Quiet And Without Fuss
As Good A Way As Any Really

[chronomancer]

actually
im apparently goin to pass out wwith my face stuffed in it
wwhich
wwould be quiet an wwithout fuss
if i didnt eat in the common cafeteria an wwell
you cant be quiet an wwithout fuss wwhen youvve got an audience

[glowsferatu]

The Greatest Risk In Such A Scenario Is Outside Intervention
Should Someone Recognize The Likely Results Of The Position You Would Need Adopt Then They May Employ Preventative Measures
I Would Offer To Run Interference
Or Perhaps Hold You To Ensure That Your Unconscious Struggles Wouldnt Upset The Intended Goal
But Well Im Not Exactly In The Proper Location To Do So
And Logistically It Would Be Impractical For My Mun To Even Consider Depositing Me Within That Tower Of Yours

[chronomancer]

oh
no
its okay
i wwouldnt wwish this towwer business on anyone

but noww that you mention it
i dont knoww wwhats wworse
dyin vvia oatmeal
or nearly dyin vvia oatmeal

[glowsferatu]

At Least The Former Would Allow That You Neednt Live With The Humiliation
And Its Not That Id Surely Be Especially Averse To The Tower Itself
But For A Single Mun To Play 2 Out Of 3 Members Of Our Caste As Well As That Same Ratio With Regards To Those Sharing In My Sign
As I Said It Would Just Be Logistically Impractical
I Wouldnt Be Able To Avoid Her And Honestly Shouldnt Be In A Position Where Id Have To

[chronomancer]

yeah
thatd be awwkwward
besides
the other third a our caste
is too nice for you to avvoid
...unlike one third a those sharin my sign
at least wwe can talk here though

[hystericull]

want a bowl of that sludge so motherfucking bad.

SO A MOTHERFUCKER CAN ALL THROW IT THE FUCK UP IN THE MOTHERFUCKING FACE OF WHO ALL MOTHER FUCKIN WENT AND GOT THEIR MOTHERFUCKING INITIATE ON OF THAT MOTHERFUCKIN EXPERIMENT.

get all burning their motherfucking faces off with the scalding oat dudes.

TEACH THEM MOTHER FUCKING PROPER FOR ALWAYS MAKING THE SHIT TOO MOTHERFUCKING HOT.

[chronomancer]

...right
er
thats
one wway a dealin wwith things
yeah
uh
are you okay, gam?

[hystericull]

just all peaceful like what's i always fuckin is, my jadebro. :o)

FINE AS ALL MOTHER FUCKING MANGLED-UP SPIDERTITS.

hacked all the fuck up with the mutant bitch's whirlyblade.

HOW THE MOTHER FUCK ARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER?

[chronomancer]

...about to commit suicide vvia oatmeal apparently

[hystericull]

that's what's to be about the cowardliest motherfuckin noise.

THAT A MOTHERFUCKER EVER WAS TO ALL GET SHOVED IN HIS MOTHER FUCKING SPONGE CLOTS.

sounds in me all like a brother need a fuckin exercise.

SOME RIGHT PROPER MOTHER FUCKING SCHOOLFEEDING UP AND ABOUT WHAT'S THE ILLEST OF SPIRITUAL MOTHERFUCKIN OFFINGS.

ain't you got no one to cull you, motherfucker?

[chronomancer]

oh wwoww
uh
no
its okay
i mean
no its not okay
but i mean
its not like im doin it on purpose
so
no need for cullin
honest

[hystericull]

guess you ain't all getting your understand on in a brother what's the right way.

THAT WASN'T A MOTHER FUCKING OFFER.

it was.

A MOTHERFUCKING.

promise.

BETWEEN BROS.

:o)

[caliginous]

CUTE.

[chronomancer]

oh
go awway wwill you

[caliginous]

LET ME THINK.








NO.

[chronomancer]

...fine
im still
not talkin to you anywway

[firststep]

Huh?

[chronomancer]

dont ask

[caligulas_aquarium]

for once i got nothin
only place im at noww has none a this wweird stupid ass jamjar bullshit designed to humiliate us
nothin but wwar an killin humans
so aside roomin wwith twwo a the most insufferable pricks around an generally bein surrounded by people i cant fuckin stand







its goin pretty okay

[chronomancer]

...i really fuckin hate you right noww

an because noww its apparently a thing i need to clarify evvery time i say that
i mean that hate in the most platonic a wways

...fuckin karkats, man

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh PLEASE as if id be interested anywway
you could punch me in the face right noww an i still wwouldnt harbor any kinds a black feelins towwards some inferior jadeblooded vversion a me
so you can lay off on your little platonic footnotes at the end a your shit
i could do better
SOOO much better you dont evven knoww

[chronomancer]

dont get your fins up in a twwist or youll sprain them or somethin
okay
im pretty chill wwith the platonic hate
but apparently the platonic footnotes are necessary wwhere karkat is concerned
i mean
mine i get
but the other one?
that wwas a nice dose a wwhat the fuck him gettin all defensivve an shit
he doesnt evven seem all that hateable either
to wwarrant that reaction

on that note though
i
so
do not need
to knoww about your quadrants an howw youll fill them
just
no
thats really creepy