Homeless and shouldn't be looking, but we'll see.

[notsimpatico]

So we're doing this again?

Really?

Really?

Alright, but if you're dragging me out here I might as well ask. Any of you guys seen a girl about yay high [He gestures, trying to remember her height.] with hair about yay long?

[He moves his hands apart before dropping them to his sides.]

Actually. You know what? Forget it. My arms aren't nearly long enough.

Anyway, girl. Long hair. Blonde. Yadda yadda.

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[lanternlooking]

You know, I don't think that description will always work now.

Though, there are a lot of mes out there who still have all their hair...

[notsimpatico]

I figured I'd start with the obvious questions and work my way from there!

[Nope, not going to admit he goofed.]

...

Don't give me that look.

[lanternlooking]

Look? What look? [I am the most innocent of princesses, Eugene.]

[notsimpatico]

That look. The one where you smile and raise an eyebrow. [He doesn't realise he's copying the face.]

[lanternlooking]

I don't know about me, but it looks pretty good on you.

[notsimpatico]

[Oh. Why did you say that. Now he's trying to smother a genuine smile.]

Flattery will get you nowhere, Princess.

[cursedtosleep]

My but that does sound exactly like Rapunzel. [Although, Aurora has the advantage of having had said blonde as her maid of honor at her wedding.] And Flynn, I might suggest giving out Rapunzel's name as well.

[notsimpatico]

Ding! You got it!

Haha, yeah. Well. It looks like the description is working just fine.

You guys buddies or something?

[cursedtosleep]

Well, I would like to think so, yes.

[notsimpatico]

Good! Great! How's she doing?

[cursedtosleep]

[She just returned to the game since last mun unfortunately idled out....]

You could ask her yourself.

[notsimpatico]

And done. Sheesh.

How are you doing, then? Anything I should be wary of around here?

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Eugene!

[notsimpatico]

Blondie!

Ha! I knew it would work.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Excellent tracking.

[notsimpatico]

It's just one skill among many.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

You're such a goof, you know.

[notsimpatico]

A clever goof, though. Right. Right?

[princessespreferpink]

That's not exactly accurate anymore.

[notsimpatico]

Hey, hey. It worked, didn't it? Can't blame a guy for trying!

[princessespreferpink]

Hmm, that's true, it's hard to argue with results.

[notsimpatico]

See? I know what I'm doing! You need to put more faith in me, princess.

[corona]

Oh, they aren't. [ beat ] Your arms, I mean. Long enough? Not unless they're, you know, seventy feet.

That's how long my hair is. Seventy feet.

[notsimpatico]

[....]

Yeah, no. They weren't that long, last time I checked.


...How do you carry seventy feet of hair around all the time?

[corona]

Uh. Ahahaha. Funnily enough? With....my arms!

I never really needed to carry it around my tower, though.