[Now would be a good time to segue into how his writer is insane right? Right.] The idea was tossed around for two seconds that you'd be an inmate and then I'd come in and break you out somehow.
To which I replied the following. [he counts off on his fingers] ...Nat's not an inmate. I'm not stupid. ...you wouldn't need any help breaking out of there anyway.
[No they didn't, but hey saving New York Pep'll so let that slide, besides she knows she was kind of a bitch to her so hopefully mutual slide?]
You're lucky to have escaped him then. [Not that Pep'll ever leave, she's used to his chaos] And I think we're past the last names aren't we? With the whole Hammer business?
You make him sound like a burden, but I don't see you shrugging him off any time soon. [And a beat because okay. Point.] Then you should probably use Natasha. [She's not answering to Natalie anymore, after all.]
[ It's like you're implying that he's not your favorite person around, Natasha, he's insulted. ]
You are the tiger in this metaphor, you realize? [ He says so blatantly, flatly, as though she's a child and he needs to cement this very simple point home to someone too stupid to understand. ] The question, agent is on which side of the bars you find it safest.
[Oh man she's so sorry that's the vibe she sent out, she didn't mean that at all.]
Yeah, I got that. [But she's looking at a sort of prison as a game, so. Neener neener, Nat. :c] Not much of a question. Do you feel s afer, put away in a box?
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To which I replied the following. [he counts off on his fingers] ...Nat's not an inmate. I'm not stupid. ...you wouldn't need any help breaking out of there anyway.
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Tony is worse, Ms. Potts.
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You're lucky to have escaped him then. [Not that Pep'll ever leave, she's used to his chaos] And I think we're past the last names aren't we? With the whole Hammer business?
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You make him sound like a burden, but I don't see you shrugging him off any time soon. [And a beat because okay. Point.] Then you should probably use Natasha. [She's not answering to Natalie anymore, after all.]
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Ah. Many of us are being faced with the same thing right now. Where are you headed?
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A boat, the way I hear it. I'd rather stay on the helicarrier.
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[ The faintest of smiles graces his lips. ]
You'd rather the tiger back in her respective cage?
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You are the tiger in this metaphor, you realize? [ He says so blatantly, flatly, as though she's a child and he needs to cement this very simple point home to someone too stupid to understand. ] The question, agent is on which side of the bars you find it safest.
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Yeah, I got that. [But she's looking at a sort of prison as a game, so. Neener neener, Nat. :c] Not much of a question. Do you feel s afer, put away in a box?
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