this is probably a horrible voice test

[ratherboggyandsad]

Don't worry about it, Mun. I probably would've been better off as a muse anyway. Somethin' tells me I deserve it.

Don't worry about findin' me a new home, though. You know you'd only want to so that you and your friends could laugh at me. It's not like I'd be all that interesting in any of the games you like. Besides, at least in here I know I'll just end up forgotten like the rest of your impulse muses, in the back of your head where it's safe.

Comments

[fruity_puppeteer]

[Cheer up, emokid.]

That's right; completely forgotten, locked away into nothingness!

[ratherboggyandsad]

It's a quiet life, can't complain.

Besides, less chance to get out means less chance for me to screw things up.

[fruity_puppeteer]

There's always the chance of making things worse in that black pit of your mundane's mind...

[ratherboggyandsad]

Not really. If it wasn't perfect for me already, I wouldn't be stuck here.

[You know, kind of like you have no worries of a Discord muse making you MORE insane.]

[fruity_puppeteer]

[You shut your mouth, you brackets.]

But...giving up's too easy! You're a muse, now muse.

[ratherboggyandsad]

I thought that's what I was doing.

Oh well, guess that's another thing I'm no good at.

[fruity_puppeteer]

And now what must you do now that you're a failure?

[ratherboggyandsad]

Same thing I always do.

Keep failing.

[fruity_puppeteer]

Why not fail with a certain flair?

[ratherboggyandsad]

Nobody'd notice.

You've got the downer part of eoR down pat.

[tree_puncher]

Wow... A Passive Mob type I've not seen before.

[ratherboggyandsad]

[Your headeverything is square. Huh.]

Whatever you just said, I'm sure it's not something to celebrate.

[tree_puncher]

[Eeyep... Everything of Steve? is square... Other then the floating white text that was his name.]

Well that's debateable... I've never seen one of, whatever you are, before. So I think that's cool. Why shouldn't it be?

[ratherboggyandsad]

Just means that nobody else wants to be like me.

[tree_puncher]

Or Jeb_'s not thought up a good drop for you...

[ratherboggyandsad]

Not much good that COULD drop.

'cept my tail.

[tree_puncher]

Mmmm... Wonder what amazing crafting could be thought up with... Tails of whatever you are....

[ratherboggyandsad]

I hear it makes a pretty good bell-ringer.

Thank you, I never knew this side of Steve? until now. XD

[tree_puncher]

Ohh... Minecraft is without Bells... Whatever those are... So that'd be good use for that. Wonderful!

[changedbywar]

Eee! Eeyore! May I have a hug from you?

[ratherboggyandsad]

Don't see why not.

Nothin' better to do.

[changedbywar]

I love you so much, you silly donkey!

[Have a hug around the neck and happy nuzzle...yep, just gonna bliss out now. = w =]

[ratherboggyandsad]

[...yeah, he'll settle for this. It's a fleeting warmth, but even Eeyore can't resist the power of a hug.]

[changedbywar]

[Hugging makes everything better. And Eeyore is one of the best Disney characters to hug. This is a scientific fact!]

[a_budget_issue]

You? Forgotten? Hah, don't make me laugh.

[ratherboggyandsad]

Be hard pressed to make anyone laugh.

Just stating I'd rather be forgotten than be a muse.

[a_budget_issue]

Hmmn. Well, here's a little tip. Whenever my mun's gone a few days without havin' me post anywhere, I just start yelling at her until she fixes that. It works really well if ya do it when they're trying to concentrate on something important.

[ratherboggyandsad]

No point in yellin', my mun couldn't get rid of me if he wanted to.

And he wants to.

[a_budget_issue]

I'm sure he doesn't. Ya gotta stop being so hard on yourself all the time, Eeyore.

[ratherboggyandsad]

Would you want to keep me around?

[jack_you_up]

Now c'mon, what kind of talk is that? Yer never gonna get anywhere wit a attitude like that.

[ratherboggyandsad]

Where's to go? Not much better in other places.

[jack_you_up]

True, but a lil optimism goes a long way. Things are only bad if ya let em.

[ratherboggyandsad]

So it's my fault.

[jack_you_up]

Well...

No... Look jus' look on t'bright side of things, things are sure ta get better sooner 'r later.

[fluff_and_stuff]

Hello Eeyore,

You seem rather upset, is everything alright? Do you need some honey?

[ratherboggyandsad]

It's all right, Pooh.

Not like you could send honey from your mun to mine anyway.

[fluff_and_stuff]

Mnn, yes, I think you're right.

Oh bother... but I beg your pardon, Eeyore, but is everything alright?

[ratherboggyandsad]

About the same as usual.

[bouncy_trouncy]

[And then you were suddenly POUNCED by a Tigger.

He gets up after a second, grinning ear to ear.]

Well look-y here, it's old long-ears! Gee, yer lookin' a little long in the face. What's eatin' ya?

[ratherboggyandsad]

[Ah, Tigger. The one person he can rely on to cheer him up.

Whether he wants it or not.]

Not used to bein' a muse, I guess.