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dear_mun2012-05-12 04:06 pm
diedinnewyork) wrote in dear_mun2012-05-12 04:06 pm
The writer had an idea. And wants to take him to lastvoyages
Sweetheart.
Let me count the ways that this is a bad idea.
Way number one, Your head is fucked. Even for a girl. Reasons behind this? You're thinking about playing me and you're a girl. You like big scary guys? ...Shit you want a good time you don't have to crawl in my head all you have to do is ask.
...Way number two. You just compared yourself to Sally and nobody fucking compares themselves to Sally. You have that way about you but given my fellow miscreants you're much darker then Sal ever gave herself credit for.
Way number three, I think if you went up and announced to the world that you were "playing" me (and there's another way I won't even count against you doll. Nobody fucking plays me.) half the chicks you know would probably stop talking to you.
Way number four, This fucking bird guy with his bow and arrow even thinks about shooting me I will break his fucking neck. The end. That and this cop is fucking me. What you want to turn me into a wussy fuck too? Nothin' doing honey.
way number five, You're sending me to a place where I would be an inmate. I have done...some bad shit in my time but I don't think that qualifies having booze locked away from me.
And let's talk about how you want me to talk to this Captain America. Who in the everloving fuck is Captain America and why the fuck do I want to talk to him? Jesus christ you throw birdboy at the hot chick and I get some guy named Captain America?
Get this out of your pretty lil' head darlin and leave me alone.
Let me count the ways that this is a bad idea.
Way number one, Your head is fucked. Even for a girl. Reasons behind this? You're thinking about playing me and you're a girl. You like big scary guys? ...Shit you want a good time you don't have to crawl in my head all you have to do is ask.
...Way number two. You just compared yourself to Sally and nobody fucking compares themselves to Sally. You have that way about you but given my fellow miscreants you're much darker then Sal ever gave herself credit for.
Way number three, I think if you went up and announced to the world that you were "playing" me (and there's another way I won't even count against you doll. Nobody fucking plays me.) half the chicks you know would probably stop talking to you.
Way number four, This fucking bird guy with his bow and arrow even thinks about shooting me I will break his fucking neck. The end. That and this cop is fucking me. What you want to turn me into a wussy fuck too? Nothin' doing honey.
way number five, You're sending me to a place where I would be an inmate. I have done...some bad shit in my time but I don't think that qualifies having booze locked away from me.
And let's talk about how you want me to talk to this Captain America. Who in the everloving fuck is Captain America and why the fuck do I want to talk to him? Jesus christ you throw birdboy at the hot chick and I get some guy named Captain America?
Get this out of your pretty lil' head darlin and leave me alone.