Mun did have an idea for a post at aphetaliadr but...

[statusquodebt]

Whoa, whoa, hey! You can't do that! We've been over this already. Remember? Do I need to tell you again why you can't do that? I don't like being a nag, y'know, but if you keep trying to pull me into this embarrassing ordeal, even if it would be... kinda funny then I don't really got any other choice!

1. It's against the rules. They're right there in the profile, mun. Don't pretend you didn't see them! You're a stickler for "by the book", so I know you saw 'em.
2. We promised. It doesn't matter if you make a note on the post or something; you know someone's gonna be all like, "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED" because even you do that! Look, I'm not sayin' that I don't like your style— we just can't let somebody else do it and you know why.
3. It's against the rules. I don't care if you technically redirect everyone somewhere else. That's cheating.
4. IT'S AGAINST THE RULES. Just because you know the mod(s) doesn't mean they're gonna let you get away with something like that.
5. IT'S AGAINST THE RULES!! There's no way you could keep it PG-13. Pro-tip: there's a reason everything is automated in Japan's love hotels. You don't know anything about being discreet! [ Okay, neither does he, so, yeah, it would be pretty funny and it would totally happen, but. Not the point. ]

'Sorry, mun! I know you're good, 'cause, duh, you got me here, but you're not that good. In this case, let's just go with not playing games we may not win, okay? It's really better this way. I don't want England to get upset again. You don't either, right? Okay! That's that then. Go think about something else. It's your birthday on Monday! You should figure out what you wanna do! You don't have a lot of time... especially since Mom Day is right before!

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[godsavesarcasm]

Oh for goodness' sake! [America and his Mun are still going on about this? Really?! And of course his own Mun is no help at all and just waiting in anticipation for that thread while watching half-naked superheroes.]

[statusquodebt]

[ Do birds fly? Not sure about those half-naked superheroes though... unless England's getting ideas about America dressing up as one, that is. ]

...What? What! I'm tellin' her not to do it! 'Least not in public!

[ By the way, this is still all England's inner chubbu's fault. That's America's story and he is stickin' to it. ]

[godsavesarcasm]

[Indeed. ...He won't be a damsel in distress. He couldn't do it.]

Do try harder to convince her of the prudence of doing a private post. [Because who knows who'd show up in a public post. Really. Why don't Muns think rationally about these things?]

[...Having a sweet tooth doesn't make him chubby! Not even in the inner sense!]

[statusquodebt]

She thinks it'd be funny— and that people would just let her get away with it if she was really careful about her wording and stuff.

[ Okay, America would be really hard pressed to deny he sees the humor in his mun's idea and he concedes that he is slightly curious about the subject, but exploring lewd locations with other nations still sounds like risky business to him. England's right; who knows who'd show up? ]

I think I've gotten through to her though! Don't worry. It's gonna be all right. I promised it would be!

[godsavesarcasm]

[England rolls his eyes.] Of course she'd think it's funny. Even mine does and since they get along so well, they may as well share the same mind and taste.

And good. [He's really relieved. Frankly, he'd rather that if America were to go exploring "lewd locations" that he'd accompany him. To hold his hand through the ordeal, of course. Ahem.]

[statusquodebt]

Hey, don't give 'em ideas!

[ And he truly looks a little horrified at the concept of their muns actually being connected by one joint mega-mind, like the Borg or something. They'd be living under a total dictatorship! As if it's not already close enough to that as it is! America ducks his head slightly and leans closer to England. ]

Th-Things are cool right now, with the Cap and Tony just arriving. The last thing we need is that happening. Keep your voice down.

[godsavesarcasm]

I'll do my best. [America does have a point, but England has never really been one to be quiet about things that irritated him. His Mun's follies usually did. He sure doesn't want to be under control of something like that Borg thing. It looks very, very ominous.]

[England sighs and rubs the back of his neck. Looks like it's still on that they will be going to one of Japan's Love Hotels...]

So. Have you... Chosen? [Watch his face heat up. Of course he's a pervert, though he'd never admit to it out loud, but he's always been repressed and speaking of Love Hotels embarrass him a great deal though they are rather intriguing to him.]

[statusquodebt]

[ America isn't that much different from England; well, at least not when it comes to being repressed and curious about what, to him, is a seedy sort of underworld involving sex and fantasy. Appropriately, he's fascinated by such a thing and most of him thinks it'll be hilarious to stay in a hotel room that has a comimentary vending machine full of dildos and condoms for its guest inhabitants to enjoy. Seriously, it makes him laugh just thinking about it! ]

Yep! Japan gave me some pretty, uh, useful stuff! You're gonna love it!

[ There's really no doubt in his mind about that; England privately loves nearly everything erotic. He just hopes that the older Nation will like it enough to get, ah, some good mileage out of it. ]

[godsavesarcasm]

[He makes a soft, non-committal noise of acknowledgement. He's not quite sure if he'll love it. Of course it would all have to depend on a lot of things. Much as they say that he's a pervert, there are specific things he likes. He wonders if America will be able to make a good guess of what his preferences are.]

How long are we staying there for?

[England still wants to spend some time in a hot spring and he wants his tea ceremony.]

[beneidenswert]

How against the rules are we talkin'? What, exactly, did she wanna do?