Regarding the newest episode [Spoilers obviously]

[elegant_claws]

Ha, and you thought I wouldn't get to keep the suit.

Comments

[totalhammertime]

My mun keeps referring to it as a "fatsuit".

[elegant_claws]

Fat?! [Splutter]

How dare she imply that my majestic suit of armor could possibly contain abominable squishy organic matter!

[Point] It is filled with strength and indestructibility! And yours truly, of course.

[totalhammertime]

She says that it still made you look like a bowling ball with limbs.

Whatever that means.

[splitspark]

[Look at this unimpressed face.]

And how do you plan to return to the surface? You are not exactly buoyant.

[grasshopperbot]

Fear not brother, his ego should be more than enough to bring him afloat.

[elegant_claws]

You stay out of this, you're dead.

[elegant_claws]

Oceans eventually end in beaches, Dreadwing. Have you even bothered to study this ridiculous planet?

[splitspark]

That is quite a walk for someone who was merely complaining about a walk through the cold.


Also, I will take note of what you stated above to my brother. And tear you limb from limb.

[automobile_enthusiast]

I didn't expect you to get to keep it either.

[How come you get to keep the awesome suit and he didn't get the awesome shield that he wielded so flawlessly? NO FAIR.]

By the way, going for your t-cog through your spark chamber? Interesting choice.

[elegant_claws]

Just goes to show that my ingenuity and determination will always pay off.

[Flinch] I-I assumed that needed to be open for....for...


...medical... reasons. Yes. [He totally watched the surgery on youtube]

[automobile_enthusiast]

They shot you into a hole, and for some reason didn't see fit to pursue. [He grins a dental-filled grin.] I don't think that exactly counts as "your ingenuity and determination".

Medical reasons, hm? Oh, do please enlighten me, I don't think I've ever seen that particular procedure performed.

[airachnid]

Tsk.Even your mun has no faith in you, Starscream. [A moue of sympathy.] Must grow tiresome.

[elegant_claws]

You say that like my self-esteem really depends on the insignificant opinions of a flesh creature. [Snort]

You're just jealous I have a relic and you're stuck in your own web.

[airachnid]

Then why would you condescend to reply to the mun in the first place?

[Do not make her scroll up to the top of the post. If she breaks a talon, you will...really see her bad side, Starscream.]

You have a relic.

And no allies. Or T-cog, if I recall correctly.

[Shall she transform into her copter mode just to show you what you're missing?]

[deadlydoctor]

No one thought that. You are in for a really long walk to get back home now. Except that you don't really have a home.

Are you aware of how our biology works, ex commander? I can assure you that a t-cog doesn't go anywhere near the spark chamber.

[elegant_claws]

The walk will not be difficult in my new suit of armor. [Preen] As for a home- I have a base of operations. Good enough.

[Grumble] I knew exactly what I was doing! It's....a new procedure.

[deadlydoctor]

I never said difficult, I said long. You were in the Antarctic, were you not? Let's hope you don't run out of energon before you reach a cliff or a beach. An obsolete base of operations. All things considered, it fits you.

Really now. Do tell me more about it.

[minimedic]

[Have a laughing hatchling.] That fat suit made your head look so small!

Why do you wear heels like the femmes? [Yep, he just noticed that.]

[elegant_claws]

There is NO flabby organic matter contained in my suit! [How many times does he have to say that?]

[Oh for sparks, sake.] My heels are the standard model for a jet of my size class! There is nothing femme about them!

[minimedic]

That doesn't change the fat that you looked chubby.

[He stares at the heels for moment.] Point, those are bigger than the femmes. And what about your hips?

[stare_decisis]

The suit is irrelevant. We will advise ourselves to disregard that piece of evidence.

[elegant_claws]

Irregardless of its relevance, it is mine. And that is the important part.

[stare_decisis]

Then you can wear your suit to the trial.

[cantbuildengines]

Well, maybe this will give you a chance to cool your head for a little while.

[elegant_claws]

Don't test me, Arcee. I let you go once- but I do not owe you any more favors.