App Writing to paradisa

[hedonic]

Come on now, you're too lazy to even finish everything properly before getting distracted like this? Even if you follow through, I'm not sure what you're thinking of by trying to send me to that castle. That place is notorious for losing things, and I like everything I have right where it is. Not to mention, I heard an eternal virgin has been staying there. Who needs that sort of preaching on a daily basis?

The beauties that reside there are quite a temptation, but I'm not sure it's enough to sway me. Are there any interesting jobs? Sights to see? What do I really get out of it, hm?

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[compromisedarrow]

Wait, there are chicks there?

...I think I'm sold on this castle place.

[hedonic]

[ Ew. Get away from her girls. ]

Oh no, not for you.

[compromisedarrow]

And what's wrong with me?

[hedonic]

I'm afraid that once they meet me, their standards will be far too high to even tolerate a man's presence. It would be best for you to move along.

[compromisedarrow]

[Blank stare]

Sorry, but I don't give up that easily. A hawk always gets his prey.

[disciplines]

I hope they stay distracted. The last thing that the castle needs is another one of you.

[hedonic]

Oh my, so it is true!

Another one? There's only one of me.

[disciplines]

There are plenty of your ilk invading every corner of this place. Do you really want to muck up what little good there is there? Tch.

[Grunt snort sigh]

I'm having a good run here. Bother some other game.

[hedonic]

Well now I believe I've been challenged! I'll have to meet these other girls that remind you so much of me.

[magic101]

[In passing]

Eternal virgin?

[starts flipping through her grimoire for any mention of this mystical creature]

[hedonic]

Oh, yes. She's elusive, and a beauty when you can finally set your sights on her. It's quickly overshadowed when she opens her mouth, but that's why you have to make sure to keep it occupied.

It can be more trouble than it's worth, but fun while it lasts.

[magic101]

[Oh, oops. She was paying to much attention to her book and should have been paying attention. Um. Think, Lillet, THINK!!]

I-I-I never heard of anything like it!! U-Um... maybe it's something unique to your world?

[hedonic]

She is that.

/so helpful

[tending]

The city is very pretty! Even if I haven't been able to visit it, I was able to see it from my window. I-I'm sorry, I don't know if that was very helpful..

[hedonic]

100 points for effort.

[ A snicker. Suck it Alleyne. ]

[tending]

.. Eh? You didn't have to give me any points..

[ Hello, my name is gullible. ]

What kind of sights are you hoping to see?

[hedonic]

You're a good start.

[optimystic]

You can definitely find some interesting jobs if you look hard enough!

[hedonic]

And what would you call interesting?

[optimystic]

Tons of stuff! But let's see.... to make your perfect interesting job match, I'll need to ask you a few questions.

What do you like to do?

[hedonic]

What don't I like to do might end in a shorter list.

[ If she were vulgar, she'd say that men were at the top of that list, fufufu. ]

I'm a mercenary. I do what I get paid to do. [ Most of the time. ]

[inafadingcrown]

[Oh, dear Lord. Galadriel will just be quietly questioning Alleyne's taste in women. And she thought Alleyne's outfit was scandalous.


And also handing you a cloak. Cover yourself, woman.]

[hedonic]

[ Oh, hello there! She'll just look at the cloak like it's very presence is offensive. But at least it's held by another elf. An old one, by the feel of it. Aaand the looks of it. So much fabric! ]

You must be from a tribe in the far north if you think I'm the least bit cold. But the thought is darling.

If you want to get to know me, you needn't play coy.

[inafadingcrown]

I suppose an appeal to modesty would be in vain. [Goodness, she doesn't know what to do with all you young elves. Even the Windrunner sisters bare their midriffs!]

I play at nothing. But if you wish to speak, I do believe we have a mutual acquaintance. [Just...ignoring any overtones there like a pro.]

[hedonic]

[ Oh that's the least attractive thing you could bring up right now. B( ]

Oh, do we?