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[diedinnewyork]

Sweetheart.

Let me count the ways that this is a bad idea.

Way number one, Your head is fucked. Even for a girl. Reasons behind this? You're thinking about playing me and you're a girl. You like big scary guys? ...Shit you want a good time you don't have to crawl in my head all you have to do is ask.

...Way number two. You just compared yourself to Sally and nobody fucking compares themselves to Sally. You have that way about you but given my fellow miscreants you're much darker then Sal ever gave herself credit for.

Way number three, I think if you went up and announced to the world that you were "playing" me (and there's another way I won't even count against you doll. Nobody fucking plays me.) half the chicks you know would probably stop talking to you.

Way number four, This fucking bird guy with his bow and arrow even thinks about shooting me I will break his fucking neck. The end. That and this cop is fucking me. What you want to turn me into a wussy fuck too? Nothin' doing honey.

way number five, You're sending me to a place where I would be an inmate. I have done...some bad shit in my time but I don't think that qualifies having booze locked away from me.

And let's talk about how you want me to talk to this Captain America. Who in the everloving fuck is Captain America and why the fuck do I want to talk to him? Jesus christ you throw birdboy at the hot chick and I get some guy named Captain America?

Get this out of your pretty lil' head darlin and leave me alone.

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[reminiscing]

Funny, usually it's the other way around.

You not knowing when to leave a girl alone.

[HELLO EDDIE :|]

[diedinnewyork]

Well hello to you Sally. How are things? Nice to see you after all these years.

[Blatantly ignoring that jibe there Sally.]

[reminiscing]

I've been better. Nice to see you haven't changed one bit.

[she'll just counter that by being aloof!]

Don't see why your mun would want a guy like you living up in that head of hers. You'd think other girls would have more sense.

[diedinnewyork]

Makes you feel better I'm doing my best to be as annoying as possible to convince her this is a bad idea. She's got this guy who's constantly got an arrow pointed at my ass.

She says I'm "redeemable". Can you believe that?

[. D:]

[reminiscing]

I honestly can't.

[>:(]

I think someone needs to screw her head on tighter if she goes around thinking that.

[diedinnewyork]

[That's kind of ow. Ow Sally. A lot of ow.] Hey, if she got this cop guy through that damn place-

You can't tell me you didn't that one time.

[It was only once but he remembers it.]

[reminiscing]

You're no cop Eddie.

[and totally going to ignore that last bit yup yup yup.]

[diedinnewyork]

Nah. I was something better. I was a goddamn hero.

[What's scary is how he stands by it] come on Sally you can't blame people for not thinking the best of us but we did what we had to do.

[tinfoil_angel]

It's not as bad as it seems. Think of it more as one of those fancy rehabilitation centers celebrities go to. I mean what prison has a bar?

[diedinnewyork]

Still's prison.

So so late to the party, but I need this.

[failedparenting]

[Well. This is...disconcerting. To say the very least.

BRB sneaking his silver knife out of his pocket just in case.]

Trying to tell them what to do just makes them worse, from what I've seen.