Welp, bandwagon ahoy!

[uncompromise]

In case you hadn't noticed, I'm not a big fan of the whole "under someone else's control" thing. Been there, done that. Even if all the other guys up here vouch for you, you're gonna have to prove it's not just talk.

-Still. I can't exactly fault you on your taste. Let's get this show on the road then, mun.

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[tasteslikecoconut]

It's not just talk - they're a race of highly intelligent beings with powers unfathomable.

...

Actually they're just fans that think they can control us through a computer. What's sad is it's working.

[uncompromise]

['Sup, Tony.]

Yeah, well, even if the first one was true, we could take 'em on.

[tasteslikecoconut]

[Sup Mr. Archer.]

Sure you can, with all your little hi-tech arrows? I have JARVIS, and even he can't figure it out. I'd say sit tight and clench, you're in for a little ride no matter what you have to say about it.

[uncompromise]

[Not much. That shawarma gave me indigestion, though.]

Great. Just what I needed. More people jerking me around. I guess I should be thankful considering what this kid wanted to do with me originally. I talked her out of it.

[Read: threatened at arrow-point until he got his way.]

[tasteslikecoconut]

[Pretty sure that's what it's designed to do and then some.]

You know I tried really hard to not consider the entirety of your sentence from the perspective of the gutter but I really can't fathom what the hell you're talking about otherwise. Please enlighten me.

[uncompromise]

[Live and learn. Also, please note the scowl on Clint's face.]

Kid wanted to write me as still being brainwashed by Loki. I argued, she listened. There. Happy now?

[tasteslikecoconut]

[Scowl noted and promptly ignored for the sake of teasing.]

Yikes. Sounds like she'd put you in a uh .... compromising position.

[Snort. Okay he's hiding his grin behind his hand.]

Just the once, I had to do it once, I'm sorry. Okay I'm not sorry at all that was funny. But yes I'm happy, thank you.

[uncompromise]

[God, Tony, you are such a troll.]

... [He's doing his best to keep scowling, but one side of Clint's mouth drifts up into a smirk.]

You'd better believe it's "just the once", because if you do that again, I'll borrow a taser from Director Fury.

[tasteslikecoconut]

[It's an art.]

Should I put on my suit? I think I have a date with Star Spangled Spandex at five.

[catsuits]

No one is a fan of it, Clint.

[uncompromise]

They got you too, huh? [That kind of ticks him off.] I give 'em five seconds before you're running the show, Nat.

[catsuits]

[There, there. She can handle herself.]

In any other situation, sure. But all anyone seems to be able to do around here is complain and fight among eachother for entertainment.

[uncompromise]

[Damn straight. That giant goose-egg on the back of his skull can attest to that.]

Complaining's therapeutic. It's just the fighting part that's iffy. -Eh. Gotta say, I'm not impressed with these muns so far.

[catsuits]

They do seem pretty bland aside from whatever kind of power they've got over us.

[uncompromise]

Yeah, well, I'm not gonna dance to every tune just because one of 'em calls it.

[catsuits]

As much as I agree with you, we're pretty much stuck. It doesn't mean we can't go down fighting, but they'll probably just end up dragging us back.

[uncompromise]

Could be worse. We could be in Budapest again.

[instigating]

...and yet here you are; out of one hole and into another. I like to think I took care of you Barton.

[uncompromise]

[Twitch. There's a hint of real anger in Clint's eyes. Watch yourself, Loki.]

The only thing you did was paint a giant bulls-eye right on your back.

[instigating]

[ Snickers. He likes playing with you. ] oOo, I'm scared.

[uncompromise]

[Dammit, he's not the universe's chewtoy.] You should be. What, was the last ass-kicking we gave you not enough to get the message across?

[instigating]

[ No, Barton, you're his chewtoy. ] ...we, we? [ He can't help but laugh. ] I believe that it was the Hulk that delivered the "ass kicking", as you so blatantly put it. [ He's still a bit sore about getting beat up, but at least it wasn't by the likes of you. ]

[uncompromise]

[He's no one's chewtoy.] Did you forget the part where I blew up an arrow in your face? If you did, I can understand. Concussions can do that to a guy. [All the blistering sarcasm, just for you. Choke on it.]

[instigating]

[ uhHuh. Keeping believing that. ] I simply don't see the need to remember something so inconsequential. [ It's on, snark match of the century. ]

[uncompromise]

[Why don't you back up a little so he can show you how much he believes it.] Sure stopped you in your tracks for someone so inconsequential. Turns out, us ants can bite pretty damn hard. Might want to remember that when that muzzle gets put on again.