Avengers and Brave and what tumblr is apparently spending wednesday doing.

[worldsbestmarksman]

[He'll be over here. Being stunned.]

...No. I'm not going to take your internet.

I'm going to tell Natasha.

Or maybe I should um. Ask. Nat. [Frown. Tumblr has been doing things like this and this all night. Something uh-someone wants to say?].

And of course the only weapon the kid needs is a bow. What are you even talking about.

...Also Stark is not building anything for the kid.

No suits. No flying. Period.

I'm going to go ask Nat.

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[compromisedarrow]

They broke me, didn't they?

[is secretly glad his mun doesn't use tumblr.]

[worldsbestmarksman]

You're going to have to be more specific about the "They".

[But look at the wee lass Clint! with Nat's hair and YOUR GIANT BOW and-]

[compromisedarrow]

I'm not sure about that myself, but...


... Yeah, I'd ask Nat.

[fallofwinter]

Not even sure what to think of that. Other than imagining what sort of target that would make the child. To nearly everyone.

[worldsbestmarksman]

Exactly. Thank you.

[fallofwinter]

Also, can't imagine you would be there to watch it raise up. Not after she had you dismembered for putting her out of commission for the course of the pregnancy.

[well_assembled]

[It's only fiction, it's only fiction, it's only fic-]

What the hell is that?

[worldsbestmarksman]

Well, that was what I was gonna ask you.

...It's uh. Not real right?

[well_assembled]

I think I'd remember it. Unless you carried the child.

[swissarmybow]

[Let's ignore the shock and horrible things and the fact that GOD KNOWS they all need to hide from Natasha now.]

You can't use a compound bow with hair like that.

[worldsbestmarksman]

[To the nest hawkeyes! To the nest! Hawkeye swallows.]

At the very least whoever her parents are need to take her hair out of her eyes.

[swissarmybow]

That's what a ponytail is for.

[reactors]

[How nice of you to mention him by name.] Since you asked, I wasn't thinking a flying suit for your kid [That's a scary thought] something more fitted for ground travel.

[worldsbestmarksman]

...No.

[reactors]

[What is this no you speak of?] Technically, it wouldn't even be a suit. Just something I thought of and it seemed the appropriate time to mention. And if your kid is anything like you, I'm sure they're going to need it.

And really, archery? That's all you're going to teach her? What if she decides she wants to play soccer or join the girl scouts?

[sandwormie]

...But she's got parents.

[worldsbestmarksman]

Thank you.

[sandwormie]

Also she uses a sword. And has little brothers.

[black_widow]

...No.

[worldsbestmarksman]

I kind of figured. Had to ask.

She's got your hair.


[he's no longer panicking. Maybe. At any moment he will though.]

[black_widow]

Even if we had a child, which we don't, why on earth would we let her get transported to medieval Scotland of all places?

[wasp_stings]

D'aww that kid is really cute. But I'm pretty sure you're in the clear though.

[worldsbestmarksman]

If anything, I wouldn't be dumb enough to give a kid that small a bow that big.

[starkgirlfriday]

Calm down, Clint. I don't think Nat would spring something like this on you via a blogging website.

[worldsbestmarksman]

I knew that. It's less that and more...[The insinuation? he can't think of the right word] ...I can't begin to quantify it.