homeless and obnoxious

[humantorch]

Yeah, you know, I'm really not digging the whole have to thing. I'm sure you've noticed that I'm not a limits kind of guy. Even burning up the earth's atmosphere isn't really that big of a deal. It's "supernova, bad" not "supernova, holy shit we're gonna die." Reed said so.

Unless wherever you're shipping me has girls and a place that already makes action figures of me. Then I'm in.

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[transparent]

I really can't even pretend to be surprised that those are your stipulations.

[humantorch]

Since when do you hate on action figures? My five year old self is in the bathroom of my mind crying.

Crying.

Look what you did.

[transparent]

You know, I'm surprised those tears don't turn straight to water vapor, all things considered.

[humantorch]

That stuff doesn't happen to five year old me. Duh.

Unless you're talking about the inside the head water vapor. In which case, gross.

PS - You know the real me doesn't cry.

[transparent]

I seem to vividly remember something about a large metal girder hitting you in a very sensitive area saying otherwise.

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[humantorch]

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[humantorch]

Sorry, can't say I know what you mean.

[shh! he's got some cred to make keep.]

[transparent]

Maybe it hit you on the head while it was at it.

SORRY I AM FAIL AT HTML

[humantorch]

Ffff. Your excuse for everything.

[lalala, moving on before this gets embarrassing]

So how are you and the egghead?

IT'S OK ♥

[transparent]

I think you've had plenty of opportunities to learn his name by now. The brain damage couldn't have gone that far.

[humantorch]

I already said it once. Let's not go crazy.

[transparent]

I'd hate for you to strain yourself.

We're fine. Though I did have to all but make him sit on his hands when we visited Tony Stark's place recently. There was some definite gadget-envy going on.

[humantorch]

You're so good to me.

Billions of dollars spent and the tech is all Reed cared about? Sounds pretty typical. I would have tried out the pool. Did you?

[transparent]

Not exactly. This was way more business than pleasure.

[humantorch]

Business? Serious stuff kind of business?

[transparent]

Nothing you need to worry your big ol' head about. Promise.

[ex_scintillating454]

How long before supernova, bad turns the action figures into a lump of nothing?

[humantorch]

[...shit. logic.]

Pretty fast, but not if they're like, image projected onto something far away for the benefit of adoring audiences.

[ex_scintillating454]

So you just want images of girls? [Oh that was intentionally misunderstanding too.] What they make strip clubs for, Darling.

[humantorch]

That's uh, not what I was getting at but I wouldn't say no. I was thinking girls who talk to me because they want to, not because they're paid to. [who wouldn't want to chat up this awesomeness?]

I mean, that's what's going on here, right? Me and you, being interesting while devastatingly good looking.

[ex_scintillating454]

I suspect that wouldn't be entirely difficult, though I wouldn't bring the action figures into it until later. Girls are easier to coax into kink if they know you a bit. If you want to do it without paying.

Is that it? I can't argue that I am stunningly gorgeous. You're not so bad yourself.

[teenagebadboy]

You got action figures? Why?