on the mere existence of Avengers colognes.

[ohmythor]

"Smell like four of the Avengers"?

Really?

No, that's just... [ MAKES A FACE. A REALLY WEIRDED OUT SCRUNCHED UP KIND OF FACE. ]

I can't be the only one that thinks that's just kind of ... creepy. --no, I really don't want to know. Seriously, no!

[ seriously for real this is a thing thank you think geek for making all my dreams come true ]

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[ex_caping139]

...There are some things about Midgard that I will never understand.

[ohmythor]

[ LMAO THAT FACE ]

Oh my god. [ Presses her knuckles to her mouth. SOMEHOW HORRENDOUSLY EMBARRASSED EVEN THOUGH SHE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. Embarrassed on behalf of the entire planet Earth, maybe. ]

I don't -- I don't even know what to tell you. Other than some people are crazy. I guess.

[anticking]

[ lulz. ]

[ohmythor]

[ oh my god

Stares at him for a second, the wheels in her mind turning until her expression abruptly twists in a smile that says she's trying not to laugh. ]

Okay, great, now I'm wondering what a cologne made for you would have had in it. This is just too weird.

[chickfury]

I suppose Thor does smell faintly of wheatgrass.

[ She's really trying to not be amused here. Really. It's taking all of her strength not to crack a smile.]

[ohmythor]

You've -- noticed?

[ She hasn't

she really hasn't

and really

she should know ]

[memory_of_fire]

You think that's bad? They probably have sex toys with their pictures on them in some seedy web-store.

[ohmythor]

[ no

oh my god, no

we were trying so hard to go there and now it cannot be un-gone

FACE IN HANDS, BRIEFLY ]

Wow, thanks for that.

[hulkish]

...Ah. Huh. [He just. It's too much.

Tarragon.

Seriously?]

And here I thought my serum's properties were lost. All this time, all I had to do was add a little nutmeg.

[ohmythor]

[ ... bites her lip. Trying not to laugh. ]

I guess if nothing else, it'll smell really nice, now.

[worldsbestmarksman]

[First thought: ...Well that's horrific.

Second thought and the thought he voices.]

...I've been here too long. I'm actually offended that Nat and I aren't on there.

[Okay maybe not him, because sweat and bow oil is not a good cologne. But nat smells good!]

[ohmythor]

[ That gets a sudden bright grin, before she manages to tamp it down into something more reasonable. ]

You know what's really sad? I had the same thought. It seems kind of unfair to leave you two out.

[widowing]

Well, you're half right.

[alloys]

[The superhero your man could smell like.] What, you almost make it sound like a bad thing.

...Though I'm not sure why you'd want to smell like a giant green rage monster. Or a sweaty supersoldier. Or anyone who's not me, really.

[ohmythor]

[ This post is now diamonds. ] Uh ... maybe it -- sort of is? Okay, not bad, just -- weird.

Annnnnd you would think that.

[sothatswhatitdoes]

... I think Stark's is missing the distinct smell of liquor and hair products, but as long as it's an overpowering, annoying smell, it could work.

[shrug... also, captain america cologne.

he might. secretly get that.

a crate of it.]

I laughed so hard I almost choked

[ohmythor]

I think it's kind of weird that Steve is the one who got the tequila, and not Stark. But, uh, I guess that's why I don't make colognes?

[ You would, Coulson

You would

Try not to run through the whole crate in a week ]

[andtheotherguy]

...old socks and flattened kittens.

[GREAT.]

Sounds about right.

[ohmythor]

[ She has the grace to wince, and look like she feels bad, because she does feel bad. ]

At -- at least that part was a joke, right? Not that it -- probably helps.

[redheadpepper]

...[Headtilt.]

That's... not what Tony smells like.

[ohmythor]

[ Just -- laughs. ]

I -- guess if anyone would know, it'd be you.

--though I ... sort of thought the same thing about. Uh. Thor. [ ... why does everyone else in the world know how her boyfriend smells but not her this is injustice ]

[itsokay]

"Old socks and flattened kittens?" Bruce doesn't smell anything like that.

[ohmythor]

[ Eyebrows. Eyebrows are what happens here, and they ask, you would know?

But Jane is not quite that untoward, and she schools her expression back into polite curiosity. ]

Pepper said the same thing about Tony. I'm pretty sure we all object to this.

Allllso, I think the flattened kittens thing was a joke. A bad one, but a joke.

[the_amazing]

Could be worse.

They could get their own nail polishes.

[ohmythor]

[ ..... ]

That -- wow. That's --

... have you ... ever seen anyone wearing it?

keywords

[lunging]

This is getting a bit ridiculous.

[Because Fandral smells the best why is he not included but Thor is?]

... ahahaha

[ohmythor]

A bit? [ Amused. ] Try a lot ridiculous.

[collisions]

Yeah, uh, he doesn't smell much like nutmeg.

[ohmythor]

... okay, as -- as weird as this is to say -- you're, like, the third Bruce I've spoken to that got hung up on the nutmeg. [ Grinning, though. ]

[widowing]

Apparently mine smells quite nice.

[ her mun may be planning on purchasing another bottle. ]

[ohmythor]

Wait -- you have one?

[ Where. ]

[sonsomnia]

[...]

Hmm.

[ohmythor]

[ .........................

Wow, no, okay, this is officially the most awkward thing that's ever happened to her. ]

Uh.

This. This wasn't my idea. ... sir.

[spiderhorse]

[!!!!

But where is my mother's scent? That is unfair.

Loki's already got self-esteem issues, okay.

Yes, Jane, his eight-legged Realm-hopping horse kid is totally talking to you right now. You are honored above all, apparently.]

[ohmythor]

[












is that a horse. ]

Wh-- I. You're ... Sleipnir?

[ HOMEWORK, OKAY. She did some. ]

[arach_nerd]

It's a movie tie-in. They're not supposed to make sense. Like all those motorcycle and four-wheeler toys they keep sticking me on.

[ohmythor]

You mean you don't constantly ride around on motorcycles and four-wheelers?

[ Admirably deadpan. ]