dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: inglourious basterds

I'm so pleased you've decided to invite me back into your head, mundane. I can't even begin to imagine what sort of characters must have been running around there in my absence! Such vile company, I can only presume, since you have come running back to me with such eagerness. I'm certain that as long as we all remember where we stand there's no reason why we shouldn't get along famously.

Now, chop chop! Let's get to work on re-watching the film, shall we? Watching a few clips on youtube just won't cut it I'm afraid. I believe you have it in you to do better than that, especially when it comes to me. Doing things halfway is practically an insult, not that your intention was to insult. There's no need to go down that path, hmm? ~~Although on second thought perhaps it's better to leave out the ending.~~

cinematiques

I do not understand your hesitation in bringing me back. Am I so intimidating?

[Paaaaause.]

Perhaps it is best if you don't answer that.

attendez

Ah! My darling girl, I see you've decided to drag the old dog out of the closet again, eh? Couldn't stay away any longer, I completely understand. I do, after all, have my charms, do I not?

I see no reason why the two of us cannot get along, as long as there is a level of mutual respect, no? And, well, if you do not respect me, rest assured. You will learn.

Ta-ta~!

thatsa_bingo

Now, mundane, you really are a delightful young woman, but are you truly ready for this? "Playing" me? Not that I mean any sort of insult to your abilities, of course not, but I am not what people would call an "easy character". We're not exactly similar in personality, if it does not offend you to say so. What do you mean, 'that's a compliment'? Why, now I'm almost offended myself!

How does that expression go? Biting off more than you can chew? Oh, those Americans and their silly phrases. I can never remember them. Nevertheless, perhaps it would do you good to consider it.

dreyfus

[ in much the same tone she uses to address handsome young nazi Nice Guys: ]

Espériez-vous quelque chose de plus dramatique?

[ shosanna, rude. most people aren't french or canadian. mun's disapproval seems to be the only thing that amuses her. the rest is autotranslated: ]

Am I being unapproachable?

milch

As romantic a notion as it is, I very much doubt Herr Schultz will agree to the figure I cut as a relative, my dear.

[[ OOC: Basically Hans and King Schultz (Django unchained) are two different Germans played by the same actor and the mun would like to explore a few sibling/cousin AU things that are probably terrible. ]]

goalenu

Ah, geez, no, by all means. I think it's fuckin' peachy when you constantly ignore me for evil broads. Tell me, again, how well you identify with the quiet cannibal from Hell.

No, c'mon. That's a good one and I'm in need of another laugh.

goalenu

Hey, I know what psychoanalysis is. You got enough shrinks up here, it's not a word you can really avoid.

So, what. You want I should take care'a this problem with the little girl? With you? No? Then what're you dragging me around, for? Not like you got anything else for me to do, 'sides sit on my ass 'til you figure out what's goin' on in Wonderland. Am I right?

goalenu

...Whadda you mean, "keeping him gagged"??

goalenu

And you sit there, wonderin' why I don't like him. You and me both know who wouldn't pull stunts like this.

ancestries

You have others, non? Why not send somebody else from your collection?

Imprisoned in a city where the night lasts forever - perhaps you should write a script for a film.

goalenu

Whatta you know, it just so happens that, no, I don't wanna hear a "hard core" record about me and my pals. So, yeah, thanks a lot for that discovery. Oh, what, you're no happier? Well, that's what you fuckin' get.

goalenu

Don't go around fuckin' telling people that's my "flirty" "icon".

The hell does it even matter, anyhow? This is...what is it that Mama says? "Exercise in futility"? You know I'm not one to give up, but...c'mon.

aurevoirshosanna

Fräulein,

First, I must start by saying: Dankeschön! Because if not for you I would not be here now.
Next, there must be a few conditions to my...shall we say--cooperation? Nein? Surely, you can not expect me to...be pleasant if you refuse to at least grant me a few simple requests~

[After a pause, he takes this time to tell his mun what he expects from her. Afterward, he smiles and claps his hands excitedly.]
Wunderbar! I knew you would see things my way.

I feel that this is the beginning of what could prove to be an extremely mutually beneficial relationship.

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

Entries tagged with canon: inglourious basterds

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That's a BINGO~

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