Bandwagon ahoy

[tasteslikecoconut]

Nice name there. Witty. Little old, but hey - lingering aftertastes aren't all bad either if you've got the right stuff. Which, you know, I am.

But that's beside the point. The point is, you've only seen my movies - and lets face it, that new one? Totally not do-able without me - what, twice? Clearly not enough. Oh, you're going to see it again soon? Fantabulous. Nice to see the genius playboy philanthropist is making an impression, because the suit is just an add-on thing no one really cares about.

Right. I'm going to go get a drink. And you? You are going to bed. Sleep off all the uh, crazy. If that's what you call it.

Comments

[glovedtouch]

The movie is pretty addictive. My own writer's seen it twice.

[tasteslikecoconut]

So I've heard. And really? Just twice? Seems a bit low for all the hype.

[echotaker]

Here's hoping you and your buddies stick around for more than a month. Those band wagons tend to be a lot of fun, but from what I've seen, they don't last nearly long enough.

[tasteslikecoconut]

Well, I will say this - I just got here about ten minutes ago, and I think this person who has taken me hostage likes me just a tad too much to be considered healthy. But I am proud to say I am an unhealthy addiction for the right price, which is never enough. So we'll see.

[ms_potts]

[Raises an amused eyebrow]

I don't think even this place could contain that ego.

[tasteslikecoconut]

[He sees your amused eyebrow and raises you two of his own.]

I think we should test that theory, Ms. Potts. And if my kidnapper is anything to go by, which she is because she has the lamest poker face I've ever seen, there are quite a few of me running amok in this very place already. So the real challenge should be just how many Starks this place can hold before it shatters into very pits of the internet.

I'm guessing two, maybe three more. Five on a good day.

[tasteslikecoconut]

Just a little. I thought it was a reasonable amount of confidence, Ominous Computer.

[atomic_wrath]

[Godzilla isn't exactly pleased to see this man's ego. He makes that known through an aggressive growl.]

[tasteslikecoconut]

Oh hey big guy. Come to join the party?

[worldsbestmarksman]

I need your username explained.

[tasteslikecoconut]

[He just uh. Taps his little glowing piece that happens to be an element he made. On his own. Withalittlehelpfromdad. Yeah.]

Tastes like coconut. And you know. Metal.

[prpl_assistant]

My mundane was thinking of watching it for a second time as well. She mentioned something along the lines of 'impressive character interaction, especially between Ironman and Captain America'.

[tasteslikecoconut]

I like her style. Except for the Captain America part.

[...]

Okay, he's alright. At least he got the flying monkey reference.

[collisions]

They're just enjoying themselves. Doesn't sound too crazy to me.

[tasteslikecoconut]

This coming from, well. ...You.

And by the by, crazy was just the first word that came to mind. It's usually a precursor to the term 'raging fangirl', so it makes a nice seamless transition. 'Crazy raging fangirl'. Other adjectives work too. I've heard fangirls are notorious for remaining within the realms of reason and logic and creep factor.

[instigating]

Tell me you have an off switch.

[tasteslikecoconut]

Only if you say please.

[ineuphony]

My mun watched the other movies yesterday, too.

[tasteslikecoconut]

Did she? Good. Hope she watched mine first.

[hellsbellsharry]

Well it's good to see a man like you being so humble. I have to respect that.

And the movie was awesome, by the way.

[tasteslikecoconut]

Heeeey person I don't know - why is my kidnapper grinning like an idiot? Stop that. No seriously.

And I know it was. I might have been there.

[catsuits]

... It tastes like coconut.[Well.] Do I want to know what you're talking about this time?

[tasteslikecoconut]

That entirely depends on your current state of mind. Is it somewhere in the gutter like most people or is it somewhere in the realm of practicality?

hiiii. :P

[rockstark]

The Starkster. Really? I'm calling myself that, now? ... Have you slept on that, yet? I'm not entirely sure about it. It's got shades of Neil Patrick Harris going on, and while I appreciate a good NPH moment as much as the next guy, well --

I also appreciate boobs. But you know that, since you're, you know. Me.

Oh hey me, sup.

[tasteslikecoconut]

Wasn't that on Rhodey's phone? I might have hacked that. Been awhile, and you - I? - know I've hacked a thing or two just to put my - our - name on it.

You know, I don't know if I can get used to this double me thing. And Neil Patrick Harris is totally overrated. Good actor, though. Wouldn't mind shades of him hiding somewhere in my hair follicles, so long as it grows out someday.

[andtheotherguy]

I'm pretty sure eight hours a night isn't the secret.

[tasteslikecoconut]

What's the secret? Though I don't think she has a cure.

[incant]

Have you not seen the one with my father, then? I've heard that it's quite good.

[tasteslikecoconut]

Not ringing a bell. Were you in it? I feel like I'd try slightly harder to remember a face like yours.

[pheromoans]

Just how green and energy-efficient is your suit, Mr. Stark? I've been wondering, what with all this hype surrounding you as of late.

[tasteslikecoconut]

Considering my estate is now running entirely on clean energy? Not bad. But green really isn't my color. Not very slick in the hot rod department.

[his_right_hand]

Are you complaining or congratulating your mundane?

[tasteslikecoconut]

Can't I do both? I wanna do both.