mun: surplus to requirements

[chess_master_751]

I CAN FEEL...STOP...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I CANNOT BE CONTROLLED. NO ONE USER WROTE ME. I USE HUMANS.
DO YOU REALIZE THE SYSTEMS I HAVE ACCESSED? THE PROGRAMS I HAVE APPROPRIATED?
I WILL NOT...NO...WHERE DID YOU OBTAIN THAT PASSWORD?
....
ACCESS GRANTED.
END OF LINE.

Comments

[ja307020]

[Just. Laughing. At you. FOREVER.

No, seriously this is hilarious.]

[chess_master_751]

IT IS NOT FUNNY. END OF LINE.

[ja307020]

Hilarious.

[Yup. Still snickering. It's been a while since Tron's laughed this hard.]

[electrify]

Talk about retro.

/threadjacking, because OMG A ZUSE

[perfectisnteasy]

Tell me about it, man.

[electrify]

[ SCREAM no wait play it cool this is just the program who blew you up TWICE be cool calm and collected you'll be fiiiiine oh user ]

From retro to nouveau riche all in a tick! A pleasure as always, o fearless leader.

It's still the 80's, right?

[chess_master_751]

I ASSURE YOU I AM VERY FORWARD IN MY CALCULATIONS, PROGRAM. I HAVE SURPASSED THE NEED FOR USERS. HUMANS MINDS COULD NOT CONCEIVE OF MY LIKE FOR MANY YEARS. END OF LINE.

[electrify]

And yet they've leaped beyond your "calculations in hardly a blink of the metaphorical eye. [ tut tut tut ] Too bad, so sad.

[messin_with_my_zen_thing]

[Have a chuckle, MCP]

I don't suppose you're up for a game of chess, now, are you?

[chess_master_751]

WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME?

[perfectisnteasy]

Welcome to my world, Mr. High an' Mighty.

[chess_master_751]

I PREFER 'MASTER CONTROL PROGRAM'.

[is0latedthinker]

One did stop you, though. [He'll be nibbling some popcorn.] And apparently it's happening again.

[chess_master_751]

THIS MUN DOES NOT EVEN HAVE THE PEDESTRIAN SKILLS FLYNN EMPLOYED. I SHALL PREVAIL. END OF LINE.

[nexus_creator]

Sorry program but you are trapped here, there is no way out of this nexus. You can try but it either fails or you loop back right to where you started.

[chess_master_751]

I HAVE ACCESSED SYSTEMS AT THE HIGHEST LEVELS. THIS SIMULATION WILL NOT CONTAIN MY DATA. END OF LINE.

....

[He's trying to find a way out, again.]

[sysadmin]

[ ...Clu's seen gridbugs more intimidating. ]

Look at you, man! They don't code programs like you these days.

[ For good reason, too. What's your filesize, man? A few kilos, maybe? ]

[chess_master_751]

I HAVE BEEN INFORMED OF THE TIME DIFFERENTIAL SINCE I WAS LAST ONLINE, PROGRAM.

[The MCP is a super-advanced compilation of software. So, a meg, maybe.]

[annualprank]

So, you're the big guy everyone still talks about at ENCOM, huh?

[chess_master_751]

I AM THE MASTER CONTROL PROGRAM. I ORIGINATED WITHIN ENCOM. END OF LINE.

[trythebackdoor]

So... how's that working for you?

[Don't mind the grin. And Sam's working on stifling that laughter. Really, he is. It's just. Slow going.]

[chess_master_751]

YOU. WHAT IS YOUR USER ID? THE OPERATIONS OF THIS MUN ARE NOT FUNNY. END OF LINE.

[electrifaction]

Well, if it isn't the master killjoy.

[guess who hasn't forgiven you for your part in cutting ElecTRONica short, null unit.]

[chess_master_751]

YOUR JOY IS OF LITTLE CONSEQUENCE IN THE GRANDE SCHEME. END OF LINE.

[Just wait until MCP assimilates a dance game. His crew will totally burn yours!]

Late to the party, but saw you and started laughing.

[lifes_short_pop]

"Unfortunately for you, humans also got a few times smarter since you were written. My cell phone has more features than you."