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Homeless, but thinking about a place

Are you really having that hard of a time grasping my voice?

Maybe you need to step back for a moment. You're having trouble even after a canon review.

I think you're just trying too hard.

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Bro. Bro. Just, tell her that you are like the essense of calm and cool and everything. And then she'll totally get it.

I think her problem is being too enthusiastic.

Enthusiastic is fine. You just have to attach like, a funnel to your brain so it trickles out slowly.

I think she's demanding a colander.

That is a great idea.

Or a cheese grater. But I don't think that would work as well.

That'd probably be painful, actually.

Probably. And make a mess. A big gross mess.

Maybe we should go back to the funnel.

What size you think? One to fit over her ear, or just, cover her whole head?

The ear would be fine. The head might make her suspicious.

I think A funnel attached anywhere would make a person look suspicious, but that's just me.

Can you think of a more subtle method?

Tubes through the nose.

...Not bad.

The perfect solution. Even if it might look kind of awkward and totally weird, its effective!

You'd just need to find the right way to hide them.

How do you hide tubes in your nose.

You can at least make it look like she needs them there.

I guess it's a stretch.

Add an oxygen tank to gather up the excitement, Then she can bottle it.

Maybe sell it.

You'd make a killing off that yourself.

We could be business partners. I wouldn't have to work at target any more.

That'd be pretty awesome, actually.

It would be pretty lucrative.

Are you sure you wouldn't get bored after a while though?

I wonder who our clientele would be...

People looking for more excitement in their lives?

Most of the worlds population then?

Pretty much.

Dude, I could be on the cover of vanity magazine faster than you can say "put a smile on".

Does that mean you'll quit your other job too?

Naw, that'll help my other business.

It keeps me all enthusiastic and stuff.

Right. A symbiotic business plan.

Plus its fun. And we can work together.

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