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Feb. 22nd, 2012 12:04 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Well hey there, buckaroo! Been a while, hasn't it? Haven't seen you in a while, buddy boy.
Actually that's just a big fat old lie, a great big old whopper as the kids used to say. I've been seeing you quite a bit, buddy boy! Whenever you have that funny little feeling like you're being watched, or whenever it's late at night and you know there's nothing under the bed, but you keep your feet up anyway, because what if you're wrong? I see you, oh yes, I see you very well, even though you don't see me!
But you will. Oh, you will.
Because here's a fun fact for all you kids out there: the year is currently 2012! As in, 1985 plus twenty-seven. Oh, but that doesn't mean anything to you, of course it doesn't, because the big bad old Spider is dead, of course it is! And maybe in the daylight, you might even believe it!
But it just so happens that I have here with me a balloon with your name written all over it. It's such a lovely balloon, big and round and it floats, my friend, it floats so high, they all do, we all do, we float down here in the dark and the rot, and when you're down here with us...
So will you.
Actually that's just a big fat old lie, a great big old whopper as the kids used to say. I've been seeing you quite a bit, buddy boy! Whenever you have that funny little feeling like you're being watched, or whenever it's late at night and you know there's nothing under the bed, but you keep your feet up anyway, because what if you're wrong? I see you, oh yes, I see you very well, even though you don't see me!
But you will. Oh, you will.
Because here's a fun fact for all you kids out there: the year is currently 2012! As in, 1985 plus twenty-seven. Oh, but that doesn't mean anything to you, of course it doesn't, because the big bad old Spider is dead, of course it is! And maybe in the daylight, you might even believe it!
But it just so happens that I have here with me a balloon with your name written all over it. It's such a lovely balloon, big and round and it floats, my friend, it floats so high, they all do, we all do, we float down here in the dark and the rot, and when you're down here with us...
So will you.