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[princeofwhores]

Oh, so you dare to forget about us? It's been far too long since we were allowed to appreciate the world outside; relocating to this place is no excuse. Have you no idea of how lonely we have been? Do you wish to kill us?

We thought not.

Therefore, we decree:

ALL THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AND MEN OF DEAR MUN, REPORT TO OUR ROYAL HAREM!

Clothes optional, naturally.

Comments

[factaestlux]

But if you're only one person why do you talk like you're more?

[this is all he got out of that.]

[princeofwhores]

It is because we are speaking for ourselves and our country. It is a royal 'we', and we have been raised to use it.

What is your name, beautiful stranger?

[therosensaint]

[Rises an eyebrow]

1/3

[princeofwhores]

Another redhead...

[princeofwhores]

What would our father say, if he knew?

3/4 I lied

[princeofwhores]

'Our son spends far too much time focusing on redheads. He is just like his father!'

[princeofwhores]

But we love redheads~!

LMAO wut

[edgar_roni]

...harem?

[Owning one sounds awesome, if not a little too archaic for his tastes; being a part of one, not so much.]

[princeofwhores]

Harem. It's been a long time since we saw a blonde~ ♥

[handmedowngoggles]

Um...what are you talking about?

[princeofwhores]

A brunette~! Our harem is nearly complete!

[frailestreplica]

What do you need a harem for?

[princeofwhores]

Love~! ♥

[Oh my gosh, green hair. He's head over heels!]

[hamster_lord]

A harem?

[Hanging upside down from the ceiling suddenly.]

[princeofwhores]

[wtf, man]

Ah, yes?

...are you alright?

[cursedbyawhitedarkness]

That's...a little demanding.

[Right behind you.]

[princeofwhores]

We are not demanding! We are offering.

[phantomthiefnolonger]

A-A harem?! Like a real harem?!

[princeofwhores]

Of course! Music, wine, beauty. Anything your heart desires.

[ikissedaboyandlikedit]

A harem. I like the way you think, dude.

[princeofwhores]

...you are an odd creature. Perhaps we should add you to the menagerie?

[a_most_debonair_corsair]

Oi, I was called here. What's going on, now?

[princeofwhores]

We are restarting our royal harem.

[chaosincarnate]

A harem? Shit, why didn't I think of that?

[Yes, because Jaren needs more 'fun' ideas. Right.]

...Oh wait. Because Kedric would kill me, that's why. Damn neat idea, though.

[princeofwhores]

It is the best idea!

Why would this Kedric kill you? Are you betrothed?

[its_patalliro]

A harem? Oh my, you're so bold~

[princeofwhores]

We need not to care about shame.

[academicsandbara]

Ah! You seem familiar...

oh god that TLH entry still haunts me ;__; I got reaaally sick and dropped it

[princeofwhores]

Sumu~~ ♥!

[hired_pistol]

And what's in it for us?

[princeofwhores]

Oh, anything you desire. Clothes, jewelry, the finest foods... a life of pleasure and happiness.

[dragonresonance]

Not everyone has time to waste in a harem you know.

[Is that a monster under that hat? Maybe a bullfrog or an 80-year-old man?

That's exactly what it sounds like in its unnatural huskiness.]

[princeofwhores]

Oh? What a pity.