Muse will kindly thank to mun to stop meddling in her love life

[invisible_woman]

Quite frankly I don't appreciate that you want to throw me at anyone.

I understand in the game that Reed and I are married, and when that gets going I'm sure everything will be just fine. But will you stop insisting I find somewhere with Namor?

I understand why you find him appealing, I can't argue with you, but he's not some piece of meet to be ogled. I can't believe you would throw me at him based on his physical appearance alone. He's a strong man, brave leader and a hero...when he's not waging war with the surface.

Please have a bit more respect for myself and those in my life, will you?

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[submariner]

Susan.

[invisible_woman]

Namor, that... this is awkward.

I'm sorry you had to hear that.

[firegodrockstar]

...Always, always with the fish-man. Sheesh, what the hell part of 'married with a family' don't the muns get?

[invisible_woman]

I can't say I am oblivious as to why she leans that way, there have always been feelings.

But I would never want to hurt my family.

[That doesn't mean under different circumstanes she wouldn't consider Namor in that way. That could be the mun's prodding though]

[firegodrockstar]

Okay, I don't need to hear about the feelings, Sis. We can just take for granted they might exist a little, okay? But c'mon, he's the Paolo of the group... and one who's kidnapped you a hell of a lot.

I'm not gonna dispute he's done some heroic stuff, but it gets REALLY old hearing him shout "IMPERIUS REX!!!1!!1!!" every time he goes to the bathroom.

[invisible_woman]

Don't tell me you are actually going to criticize my attractions? With your track record? Namor is not the Paolo! If things had worked out different he might have been your brother-in-law, it's not inconceivable. He's also done a lot of good for all of us, and there are semantics involved, the line between protecting me and kidnapping me might have been blurry at some points, to some people.

Well, I sincerely don't think he's interested in you, little brother, so I think you're safe from having to hear much from him at all.

[firegodrockstar]

I'm not criticizing the attraction part, Sue; the Paolo is supposed to be the one strutting around in a Speedo. I'm just saying that without the flirting, you two really don't have much to say to each other, and you're the one who cares about that kind of thing.

And yet, EVERY time he needs to take a shower when he's over, it's always "I Claim This Bathroom In The Name Of ATLANTIS!"

[invisibly]

... You must be the one everyone keeps mistaking me for.

[invisible_woman]

... Uh, wow. I know there's a multiverse counterpart of everyone. Please tell me you're not some evil twin.

If not, I'm sorry for any confusion it's brought on you.

[invisibly]

If I'm evil, it's news to me.

The confusion has grown on me. Who knew there were so many different realities to choose from.

[imperius_rex]

Ah but I do respect you Susan. Isn't that important?

[invisible_woman]

Yes, and I respect you. It's other people's opinions that have me upset.

It's not how I would have them think of you.