Contemplating on reserving at Sirenspull

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

No way! Ain't gonna happen! I've got way better things to do than sit on some freaky island with weird people and sit and wait around for Link and my crew! I'm a pirate, got it? Which means sailing the Great Sea and plundering! That princess thing is way overrated, I'm not going to sit around and wait to be rescued.

And that freak, Ghirahim, is reserved. Is there really a spirit inside Link's sword, like that guy is suppose to be to another?

Guess I can't ask that, since you have a Hylia muse. And she knows that Fi girl.

Okay so, here's the deal. Maybe I'll consider going if you can get me a Link. And I don't me those stupidly tall Links, I want my Link. The kid from Outset Island, went on a crazy adventure to save his sister. That one.

NO! It would not be funny to get a different Link! Shut up!

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[filled_with_rainbows]

Freak Ghirahim? I very much prefer to be called Lord Ghirahim, but considering how HAPPY I am today, exceptionally I will show mercy! Until we meet again in that world...

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Oh goddesses, it's you! Go away Lord Freak.

[B| Best you're gonna get from her, Ghirahim.]

[filled_with_rainbows]

Such harsh words. A neophyte like you shall be dealt with strictly.

[Oh well... Suddenly appearing behind her.]

But you and I will soon be bound to the same world, so why not try to be friends?

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Not with the way you harassed my ancestors.

[Drawing her knife and swinging back at him.]

[filled_with_rainbows]

The way I harassed your ancestor?

[A knife? On his fabulous skin? No effect little Zelda. He disappears to reappear right before her.]

That is not at all an accurate description of the events. I spared their lives, I offered them salvation, and then...

Instead of bowing to me and running for their lives...

You can imagine what happened...

They ruined my carefully laid-out plan. A PLAN I had worked on for AGES.

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

You're insane, aren't you? Way more insane than Ganondorf. I don't like you. Just wait until Link shows up!

[IT'S TETRA!]

[filled_with_rainbows]

...Hum? Looks like I got a little carried away.

[For him, you will ALWAYS be a tiny, very tiny Zelda.]

Link? . . . Oh, that boy from the sky, with green clothes?

[ He chuckles. ]

Thank you for calling the boy. I love to play with him. It's my little guilty pleasure.

[Licking his lips.]

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Sky? You really are crazy, huh? Link is from Outset Island.

[That tongue thing!]

Freak.

[filled_with_rainbows]

Will you stop calling me a freak or crazy? I have been very tolerant to you, but you should be careful not to drive me to my LIMITS.

[He's probably now too close for her own safety.]

What a misinformed little girl. But where he comes from doesn't matter... You see, what matters is that I will do to him and to you.

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[Freaaaaaak. Freaky crazy freaaaaak!]

You think I'm going to be afraid of someone like you? I'm the great pirate, Tetra!

Link will beat the snot out of you!

[filled_with_rainbows]

[ Great pirate Tetra? This calls for an epic laugh. ]

Great pirate? Maybe in another life... Here all I see is a sad little girl who relies too much on her glorified hero.

And the way it looks, he won't be there to help you~

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Who are you calling little?!

[Swinging her knife at him! Goddesses, she should invest in a sword. She's the pirate but Link has a sword, really?]

[filled_with_rainbows]

[ Is he...? Yes yes, sparring the knife with his bare arms. And he's just gonna try to take it because she's nice and all, but not big enough or strong enough to entertain him. ]

I believe you are the one I called little. What is it, it annoys you? Ah, it's such a shame it'll be your official nickname in that world.

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[Holding on for dear life. Dammit, that's her knife!]

Cannon balls are little! And they can blast a hole in a jerk like you!

[filled_with_rainbows]

I'm afraid they can't. You see, my skin is marvelous, more resistant than any armor out there, yet more soft than the sweetest fur, and wonderfully shaped.

[ He pauses and grins. ]

... Yes, yes, I am the closest thing to perfection you probably met.

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

What a conceited jerk! Just you wait, I'll find a canon to blast at you and we'll see how "perfect" you are!

[filled_with_rainbows]

Like your ancestors, you appear to lack any survival instinct. How silly. We'll see if you speak such threats when we'll meet face to face.

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

And you lack sanity.

You bet I will!

[filled_with_rainbows]

You pathetic little human girl...

We'll see that you receive your WELL DESERVED punishment then...