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well thats that i guess
you submitted the app
now its time to wait around like a chump hanging around the mall entrance on a holiday
kinda weird to be jumping into a place where i was before
arrivals gonna be fucked
but alright at least im coming in with a bang
or not really a bang more like
a slithering cocoon shit
sliding out of my chrysalis like some sort of fuzzy peach bird-butterfly
spread my wing and scare away predators with the eyeball pattern in my feathers
anyways
yeah im not looking forward to that whole
being dead thing
but whatever its not like i can convince you otherwise
shit sucks but what can i do
just gonna roll with the punches here
you submitted the app
now its time to wait around like a chump hanging around the mall entrance on a holiday
kinda weird to be jumping into a place where i was before
arrivals gonna be fucked
but alright at least im coming in with a bang
or not really a bang more like
a slithering cocoon shit
sliding out of my chrysalis like some sort of fuzzy peach bird-butterfly
spread my wing and scare away predators with the eyeball pattern in my feathers
anyways
yeah im not looking forward to that whole
being dead thing
but whatever its not like i can convince you otherwise
shit sucks but what can i do
just gonna roll with the punches here
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[Because he soooo doesn't wanna' be there anymore.]
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another person dropped
now im coming in all shiny new and covered in pupa slime
wet behind the ears like a newborn babe
brand spanking new etc
unless you mean how to get out of the cocoon thing
in which case search me
i havent even poofed inside of it yet
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[:|]
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Um, that I see?
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yeah ok
i believe that like i believe roses usual nattering
a note: sarcasm is her specialty and sarcasm is not meant to be taken seriously
you are totally thinking something other than what youre saying
but alright
if you want to play the "shit you are weird and im making it obvious without saying it directly" game
go straight ahead
i dont really care
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I -- I never said you were weird!
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you were implying it
but as i said i dont actually give a fuck
so continue on
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or are you trying to be cute
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The former, obviously!
i'm so sorry for him
im just grinning to myself like a smug asshole who knows what mommy and daddy got them for christmas
the pretend surprise in their eyes as they unwrap all the shit they dont deserve
then bragging to their friends about all of that junk
saying their parents undershot them this year
cuz fuck they got like two more things last year
i am the spoiled middle-class brat
its me
Haha, don't be.
...Well, at least you are forthcoming about it.
[Half of that shit went over his head.]
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sweet
id say u sound or type liek sum1 i knw but ur not using punctuation & caps and stuffment
so who r u
a/s/l]
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13/m/heat and clockwork
so are you drunk or what
no one makes that many typos sober
and hits enter anyways
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ur not goin2 tell me ur shades r u
titpy
*titsy
w/e
thers a diffrence
so im 15/f/new yojrk
in case u want t knw
*wpnks*
*wonk
*i
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kind of shifted out of that title a long time ago
molting feathers and shrugging out of a snakeskin bodysuit
that kind of drastic change
but alright
im not shades either
though my shades are fucking awesome
titsy ok ill keep that in mind
so what got you to drop me a line anyways
besides the obvious strider swag
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w7 a minutes
*w8
ur telilng me dat ur names strider
& that ur made of feathers & snakeskin
wat the heck have i missed!!!!1
ur not dirk puling my leg r u becuz this is totes weeerid not funnys (ok mayb its funny a little) unless ur in2 sum weird feathery asshole roleplay rite now
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youre one of bros weird friends arent you
didnt know he aimed so young
but props to him i guess
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we never met
all i knw is the hellacious success of his moive but tahts it
so
ok
if ur not dirk striedr
which im sure ur not becuz otherwise ud be telling me abt imporpant shit u need 2 b doing
then who r u 4 realz
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not the one and only but thats just semantics bullshit
pretty sure dirks my bros actual name
but yeah
so tell me
who the fuck are you
for reals
you is emphasized
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ok dirk is soooo going 2 flip & maybe jump up and donw and say jackpot like heck
if this si rly 4 reals
since bros dead & ur not a ghost becos since when do ghsots chat wit hawt ladies
u must be from the game
bt 13
im 2 wasted 4 dis but this is excatly what were aiming fro
to talk to u and
ok
u must be with mom
i mean rose my mom or daughter whatevar
the names roxy lalonde roxy or rolal 4 short
hot foxy babe makin it 2 hot in herre
this is liek so osm
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not yet anyways if im accepted into that game im kind of dead just by being there but whatever
i dont fucking get what youre on about really
im kind of just chilling out over here
a bit irrelevant and forgotten
so im not surprised
hey anyways though
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let me maek it simple 4 u
ur dirks bro & he wants 2 talk to u & dats y were going 2 play sburb
le dramagic sign of sudden understandning
thats wats happening rite now
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mun says its post-scratch stuff so im not even going to bother
you probably want alpha timeline dave tho
not me
hes more in the loop with this shit
sorry, I just realized that my reply wasn't making sense SOB
watever i dnt care if hes in the loop out of the lopo or like knitting the loop & making finger puppets w it
ur dave stridar rite thats just perfect
no worries!
not gonna lie i wasnt expecting that
finally someone who doesnt goddamn well disregard me as a proper dave
so yeah hey
im dave
sup younger version of roses mom
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its liek having a dreamselfs
its not like ur dreamselfs fake or ur fake or not THE dave or in my case rolal 2 talk 2
oh so u do knw me as roses mom
well im sure i was a dayum hot sugarmamas anyway
*wonk!!*
u knw we shoudl hang out when ur free
u knw
if u want
;)
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its fucking stupid
never actually met her
or you
whatever
and alright why the hell not
lets kick the shit together sometime then
not like theres anything better to do
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also my mun says she has sum other ladies 4 u to meet
ur one ladykiller brodave
*smireks @ suggestingly*
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women falling all over me in every fucking direction
i am a paperclip and girls are magnetic putty
swallows me whole and im loving every minute of it
they all just cant resist that strider charm
and the soft feathers too i guess
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soudns like ur getting all hot & steamy there under ur feathery snakeskin ruff or whatever ur wearing
which is wat by the way im asking u the qestion
*steepels fingeras*
that other girl my munsies has got is liek
totes fond of u
shell be strokng those feathers all nite long making u go caw caw til the morning lite
& not necessaraly in a perveved way i knw what ur thinking
;)
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its kind of fused into me
and my waist down kind of trails off into some sort of serpentine tail deal
so dont think you can get frisky here
and uh okay cool
who is this chick anyways
i mean girl not chick
fuck i hate the bird things
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can u see im swooning here & getting all the vapores
all the signs of delite
*le signing
ohhhhhhhhh mr srider oh
ur saemless shurt is 2 osm 4 mai eyes & that snakey tail
hella sexy hunkiness going on herre
dnt worry ull get 2 meet her soon
my mun will just spring her on u then mayb ull get sprung
who knws
heheh
*winok*
*wonk
*WINK
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not an uncommon reaction to dave strider
symptoms in women include swooning leering excessive sweating extreme flushing of the face and sudden death
the hunkitude is off the charts and floating upwards into space
i cant exactly get sprung if im following you here
i dont even have legs
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i think im approching those other symptons
u dont want 2 b responsibel 4 wats going 2 go down
heheh it was a fiugres of speech
shes hawt liek me though
*wonk*
but w8
y do u not hve leg
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its like breathing in
if you breathed through your eyes and the mere sight of me was oxygen
anyways
okay
im a sprite
you know what those are right
you got that far
im alpha dave's spirit guide basically
not that he really needs one
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ur so cruel bcus not all the gurls can see ur feathery oxyxgenated visage
& wats to say im not goin 2 hog you nw that i knws
ur my own personal brnd of oxygentank
ive nevr seen a srpite but ok
i will taek ur words for it
all ur words are taken
& stored away sefely in mai l33t brainz
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time travel shenanigans and all of that
im sure theyll get their fix somehow
its sburb shit
dont worry about it
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they can haev the rest but ur going 2 be my davexygen
ok its not liek i dont have to worry abt it l7r anywayz
*l8r
so ill just atke it as it comes
im already on board the trainwreck train to batterwithcville
im ready bring it on