dear_mun | (no subject)

Well hey there, buckaroo! Been a while, hasn't it? Haven't seen you in a while, buddy boy.

Actually that's just a big fat old lie, a great big old whopper as the kids used to say. I've been seeing you quite a bit, buddy boy! Whenever you have that funny little feeling like you're being watched, or whenever it's late at night and you know there's nothing under the bed, but you keep your feet up anyway, because what if you're wrong? I see you, oh yes, I see you very well, even though you don't see me!

But you will. Oh, you will.

Because here's a fun fact for all you kids out there: the year is currently 2012! As in, 1985 plus twenty-seven. Oh, but that doesn't mean anything to you, of course it doesn't, because the big bad old Spider is dead, of course it is! And maybe in the daylight, you might even believe it!

But it just so happens that I have here with me a balloon with your name written all over it. It's such a lovely balloon, big and round and it floats, my friend, it floats so high, they all do, we all do, we float down here in the dark and the rot, and when you're down here with us...

So will you.

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Aw hell, there goes the neighborhood...

And here old Pennywise thought he'd seen it all! A talking rat, who'd'a thunk it? Not me, that's for sure! Somebody call an exterminator!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey now, Scotty boy, didn't your momma ever tell ya that hey is for horses? And by the way, how do you feel about balloons?

No! Okay, maybe. Uh... balloons are cool? I guess?

She didn't? Well, that's alright, because it just so happens that your mother is down here with me, and you two will have plenty of time to talk. And I've got a balloon for you, oh yes, a balloon just for you!

I knew it! I knew clowns were evil but no one-

Well okay some people believed me but it's still nice to have evidence! Ha!

They never listen, do they? No one hears what you're trying to tell them- just like no one can hear you now!

Hehehe.

Who do you think you're fooling, hmm~?

Oh man. Your next line isn't "I have candy", is it? you're so creepy, man.

Hey, somebody's been reading up! Never take candy from strangers, that's a good lesson for all the little boys and gals out there. Doesn't help much in your case, of course, but hey!

Floating you say?

[Bitch He perfected tormenting children.]

Every single one! No faulty balloons here, oh no.

But you of course know that. Don't you? [Son, there's only room for one child-murdering monster in these parts. STEP OFF.]

S-Spider?

Oh, that? That's nothing, nothing at all. No spiders here- just the circus! Can you hear it, Sam? [And he does hear it. The sound of elephants trumpeting and an audience cheering, and the crackling of roasting peanuts, and the roar of lions-

-and something else. Something that sounds a bit like screams.

But the other sounds are louder.]

[UNWANTED THINGS IN HIS HEAD IS sadly more common than it should be, but he still puts the hell of one hand against his ear as though it'll make it all go away.]

N-Not cool, dude, what the hell?