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[warming]

You are not as funny as you think you are. I, on the other hand, am hilarious and charming. This isn't going to work.

Go screw around with the leech instead. It won't be much of a challenge. He's boring as shit, you'd be a good match.

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[clumsier]

Mun problems?

[warming]

Always. I'm a little resentful, you know?

[clumsier]

Really? I couldn't tell.

[warming]

Unhelpful, Bells. You don't have issues with your puppeteer?

[clumsier]

Sorry, was I supposed to be helpful. ( arm punch fails! she rubbed at her hand. )

Of course we've got issues. All the time.

[warming]

Sassy! [ he doesn't bother to rub the spot she punched and retaliates by flicking at her ponytail. ]

You feel me about the situation, then. No one can pull all -- [ he gestures to himself, chest puffed out in a display of playful arrogance. ] this off but me.

[clumsier]

Careful there, Jake, might make your chest explode if you suck anymore air in.

[warming]

Considering our proportions, I need more air. If you haven't noticed, I'm rather tall.

[clumsier]

More like freakishly tall.

[warming]

Or maybe you're just puny? That's where I'm putting my money.

[clumsier]

I hear being compact is in this year.

[warming]

It's a good thing nobody we care about follows fashion, then. It's a double whammy to be short -- which is totally different than compact, sorry to bear bad news -- and have your wardrobe consist entirely of flannel.

[clumsier]

Compact and short are the same thing! There's more than just flannel in my closer. There's sweats and — some horrible thing that Alice bought me. You can never go wrong with flannel and its always in.