dear_mun | Jan. 19th, 2012

Jan. 19th, 2012

Excuse me if I'm not the most "genre-savvy" out there. If I'm not it's only because I'm too busy being life savvy and worrying about what's really happening in the world. Did you know that right now there are political prisoners being unjustly locked up in Myanmar? Look it up. Or I guess you're more worried about a few pop culture references than the continued oppression that's going on worldwide right this second.

And yes, I know what zombies are. I'd be able to spot a vampire. I've seen Let The Right One In - the Swedish original, not the American version. And okay, maybe I'm not Abed, but I still know things. I was watching British shows before it was even cool to watch British shows. And I'm definitely not afraid to be shoved into one of these games. In fact, I want you to put me in a game. Someone needs to put a stop to the tyrannical sadism that's governing those places.

[frowning, under her breath and to herself] ...those pretend time places.

[and back to getting carried away] Those pretend time places where I will completely blow their minds and take on the entire system.

pieceofeight

I know you think you're serious about this, but you're wasting your time. I'm not leaving my husband or my baby, especially for more war.

Leave it alone.

minifridge

You know they're just icons, right? [Mary brushes her hair out of her eyes and stares unimpressed into the... wherever it is she's looking.] There's really no need to obsess.

[She rolls her eyes and scoffs in an... incredibly teenage way.]

I don't even know why you made this account. It's not like there's a point. [squaring her shoulders determinedly, self-consciously aware that she looks a little silly.] My life will be way too boring for you to write anything about and that's just fine with me. Got it?

noncompulsatory

...So, I became the detective, much more sane version of that Deadpool guy. Good to know.

I'm surprised you understood most of what was happening, but my thought processes aren't that out of the ordinary. People talk aloud to themselves all the time.

[You were rambling. And you were laying on the ground in the outline of a dead guy's body for six straight hours.]

It worked, didn't it?

prune

Mun! Oh, mun. I'm so glλd we're getting to cλtch up here. But λllow me λ moment of your thyme!
λre you sure you're pre-peλred to plλy me? :)
Lettuce think of whλt's λlreλdy on your plλte! I beleλf you've λlreλdy let your tλgs pile up, so I think you should do some weeding before you preseed to tλke on even MOR-Σ!
But you seem to be so mowtivλted λlreλdy. I cedλr you won't be convinced otherwise!
Not to go out on λ limb or λnything, but if you could keep your eyes peeled for λny of my friends, I'd be reλlly GRλT-ΣFUL!
Ψe λll belong together, λfter λll.
I think this will be the stλrt of something reλlly grλpe, mun!

( ooc; voice test. this is teal!feferi from red dead virgo. depending on how threads go, she might get sort of spoilery for this AU, so you are forewarned! )

viridisvespaquadra

A bit wordy but I kinda like the new username. Too bad you couldn't have used it back there.

[Chuckles.] Slow down, mun. I'm not ready to roll just yet. I'm just glad you haven't entirely tossed me into the bin. It's nice to be remembered.

100yearsgone

You never really realize how much you miss earthbending until you lose your teacher or any kind of earth.

What I wouldn't give to be a metalbender. I don't know, but it feels like my feet are getting lazy too. I can't feel anything in this metal ship. And all I have is this big piece of diamond earth to practice with. Diamond isn't exactly the easiest kind of earth to bend either.

[ He sighs. ] I don't normally pick favorites, but I think after air, earth's gotta be my favorite element. And I only realized it after that element was taken from me.

Did I mention how sad it makes me that my earthbending teacher isn't here? Come on Sifu Toph, I know you're out there somewhere.

iwillssskinyou

( cut for Reichenbach spoilers )

parsianprince

Why are you marveling at it? I've been up here long enough, and you did find my birthday out recently I think, so it makes sense you would consider making me fifteen if you take me back where I was before, or even if you take me somewhere else, especially as the other requires slight alterations to my past.

As for knowledge on my history in the ensuing year, you technically have it up till around my fifteenth. I just happened to not have quite hit that age so far as you knew.

And no, I don't think you shall find any others from my time, silly mun. Though I would be glad to see them.

rightnut

Voice test? What you need that for?
...
Whatever.

So what are you gonna do with me, huh? Hmm? Whazzat? I'm here on a whim? Yeah, kinda figured that. But since I'm here you'd better get used to it, 'cause I'm gonna be stayin' as long as I please. At least you got cable.

((Warning. Bad language will most likely occur in potential comments.))

whiskeyfinaldestination

See? That's exactly what I'm talking about, bro. Women are distracting. You're not getting any work done, and for what? Clear your mind and don't even go down that road.

Trust me, I know what happens. You know what happens if you do? BAM, they steal your man-onnaise for their experiments and soon we'll be obsolete. Did you know that top feminist scientists are already working on phasing men out of existence?! Scary shit, man. I'm serious, there's some kind of way now that they can extract bone marrow from a woman and like... Chem-fem-reverse-bio-engineer it to get a viable Y chromosome. You know what this means, don't you?

Women can get each other pregnant now.

That was the last line of defense we had as men, but now that's come crumbling down too! These truly are the final days, brother. The feminists are rallying their forces and getting ready to strike. So stay on guard and keep away from bitches.

Also, what the hell do you mean "homeless"? I have at least four homes, thank you.

phantasmgap

NO.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE STILL WITHOUT A COMPUTER AND I'M MAKING YOU WRITE THIS ON A 3DS.

THAT'S THE LEAST OF WHAT I'LL DO TO YOU. WHY IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK WOULD YOU LET THE CELESTIAL INTO YOUR HEADSPACE?!

I know this forced-hiatus thing has scrambled your brains, so I'll lay this out real simple.

She goes or I go. Remember 2010? I SWEAR TO ALL THE GODS IN GENSOKYO, I WILL MAKE THE DISASTER IN 2010 HAPPEN AGAIN. I AM NOT EVEN JOKING.

noblefive

You've done what?!

You're not content with messing with my head in that magic castle, you send me to a place where I'm stripped of everything?! Are you insane?!

You are in for a world of hurt if I ever get my hands on you.

[Someone doesn't sound pleased]

atadiscoverer

I wouldn't worry so much about that app, mun.

I think you're going to do just fine this time. You've got a decent bank of knowledge on my world, after all.

I'm used to being thrown into places now, I wouldnae worry about my feelings, I'll be fine.

survivednimh

You're going to do just fine, Miss Mun. You can watch the movie as many times as you'd like, but I think you've already gained enough information as-is. I know there's some pressure, but have some faith in yourself. There's nothing to worry about.

Although... I'm still sitting on the fence if I'm going to enjoy this place you're sending me. It sounds fascinating and even a bit reminiscent of the rose bush, but... it is underwater. That will take a bit of time to get used to.

At least Mrs. Brisby will be there, it does give me a bit of relief having a familiar face.

poppylove

Ooooooh, you got me a journal?

Thanks a lot, munny-mun!

chibiremlover

Mun! Mun! Mun! It snowed last night! Can I go outside and build a snowman?! Can I please! And maybe a snow angel! I hope Rem and Knives come help me! I bet they are really good at building snowmen! We could make a really, really big one!

I can't find my gloves! Have you seen my gloves!? It's almost as cold as the rooms all those people sleep in! I need them to build a snowman! I AM looking in the closet! Oh! There's my hat!

tapping

Oh now that's charming. Look at you, getting all excited at the prospect of playing me again. Have you forgotten the last time you tried? Absolutely petrified, you poor thing; you couldn't take all of that drumming, let alone all of those thoughts. Oh, and I was the very definition of patient, waiting for you to get over that little fear of yours and to return to me, but then you picked him up and suddenly I was nothing.

Do you know what that's like? To be the king and then pushed down into the ruins of your kingdom, locked away into the silence because it's easier than listening? No, of course you don't.

Well, you're going to find out. Well, sort of, I can't be bothered with all of that silence, I'm much more eager to share the drums with you again. You remember them, don't you? _{[ He taps, rapping his fingers against the hard wooden desk he's currently sitting on top of, legs crossed for politeness. ]} I thought you would. They've missed you. We're so happy to have you back on board. Because I just hate getting dolled up and having nowhere to go. Look, I've even done my hair.

Why don't you just run along and rewatch my episodes? You might find them informational as well as educational.

Off you go. I'll be waiting.

eccentricolduncle

A cautious soul, aren't you? [He gives a weary, tired chuckle.] No, truly Mundane, it's refreshing. Not too many are these days.

It proves that you know what you are getting yourself into.

thirdliberation

Is it...finally over? I heard Gabrielle's voice but it was so faint. Then that monster attacked me and I could barely hear her anymore. What happened to Gabrielle? Why did she sound hurt?

Something happened after I dived. Owen did something to them, right?

...

Why won't you answer me? I know you're there! I dived into the past and you managed to dive into me.

How can you do that? What do you know?

( canon: Parasite Eve: Third Birthday )

itsspacetime

So, I'm goin' to this place where my 'dad' is gonna be that red pirate sentai guy, and my 'sister' is one of those precure girls?

Weirdness aside, this will be AWESOME!

...wait, what do you mean I won't be able to become Fourze at the start?

...

Oi! Come back here when I'm askin' you a question, mun!

carpedeum

If you continue to try and reconcile history and fiction, we will be here for a very long time.

While I don't mind being spared the torments of so many of these ill-intentioned "homes", I have only so much patience, and wouldn't mind the opportunity to prepare a suitable revenge - or the re-emergence of the Order. My ideals are not so incompatible with those of others, after all, and I doubt anyone will be accused of heresy this time around.

fastestonnolegs

...Is there anything I should know about dating an Alternian troll, mun? Because I KNOW he's been flirting with me, and he wants to see me run.

That's not a date - I know you're saying it is one, but that's just because you're kind of a tease and a dick - but I am actually pretty happy about this and I want to make it work.

tempering

It isn't my intention to pressure you into sending me somewhere. I believe you are well aware of the troubles regarding that, Miss, and, in fact, it makes this easier to discuss with you. Were it another one of your - muses, I believe you call us? - surely they may not be so - neutral on the subject.

I understand that things are not quite as you expected them to be. If it is not my place, please forgive me, but perhaps you need only a reminder that you aren't obligated to send anybody anywhere, regardless of what you had intended once upon a time. Such things do not expire, necessarily; these places will still be there when you feel motivated once again.

And, as always, if you need further clarity, I would be more than happy to oblige, Miss.

as_iif

So, you’re sending off to the quaint little town of Mayfield, huh? The sun’s always shining, the people are always friendly, and nothing can go wrong. This sounds like just the kind of place where things can go very, very wrong. [he chuckles to himself]

Who knows what kinds of secrets these greasers and dollies got tucked away. How about we do some harmless investigating? With a place as “perfect” as Mayfield, a guy like me has to find some way to keep himself entertained.

vexed

Look, I told you. Did I not tell you? I told you, relax, sit back, give it some time and look. Was I not right?

Bam. Back in the saddle. So you chill out, and let me say, "I told you so."

gomugomunowin

.......a break?

saiyan_prince

Listen, woman. I don't want to be in one of your silly games, and I'm sure none of the pathetic humans in that city could provide me with any worthwhile training, anyway.

Hmm. They aren't all humans? It's worth a look, but don't waste my time.

$fonicfraccion: (No One Can Understand)$

fonicfraccion

Yes. I am impressed. Yes, I will stop calling you incompetent, especially if you somehow manage to convince one of your 'friends' to bring my master into the game.

Now stop doing that ridiculous happy dance. People in the library are staring at you.

morebulletspls

Oh, yeah. It's hilarious.

You try it sometime.

snidepiper

That's the fastest I've seen anyone write anything and then get stuck... Especially something you won't be able to submit for weeks.

You must be really excited. I hope I don't disappoint.

Just, I'm not sure I really like the idea of trying to mooch off a stranger immediately, especially when he's married.

Even if you think he's lonely.

dilf

Evening, beautiful! Mind if we have a word, mundane?

That's such a sweet name, you know, not at all ordinary in any way shape or form.

[Snarker in the house.]

You have so much shit up here! Can I call you shithead instead?

You know what's great about my life? It's over, that's what's great. My stupid, little life is over, and everything was great. I'm great. It was all real fucking great. Skin like paper and beauty all around.

And now I'm here, in this "head" of yours, crammed with a bunch of lunatics. You're honestly just the nicest thing I've ever met, and here you have all these shitty things running around.

Do you get it now? That's why you're a shithead.

And if you think for even a second that any amount of shit you've done, read, seen, written, experienced, any of it compares to the amount of shit you'd have to pilfer through and produce to "play" me? Calling you shithead would be an insult to shit.

Stop being so smug about the name, too. I worked to be a DILF. I fucking earned that title. You throwing it about like some joke is not funny in the slightest.

badlydressdnclearlyinsane

I don't think I'm 'badly dressed'.

No, this doesn't count as 'proof'.

calmbringer

I..see. So it's a world of dreams, right? And you are..taking me before --[she pauses, before she squares her shoulders]

I'm not quite certain..what your aim is, Miss Mundane, but you know the people of Spira are depending on me right now. With Yevon falling apart--there is little cause for joy--you understand? That's why..I must go back. [serious face, Yuna always so serious-faced :(]

I have to finish my pilgrimage--and I cannot stop--for anything.

[she bows slightly]

I really am sorry, but please, reconsider.

technicalpacifist

No, I'm not going to complain about the name. You were thinking of two, and at least this option has some class. You know, as opposed to really bad puns.

...Irony? All right. If you say so.

butterfly_fx

Mun.

WHY ARE YOU CACKLING ABOUT THIS. WHY.

( D: )

MY ALLCAPS LET ME SHOW YOU THEM.

:c
Livian

nukeoleptic

oookaaay not gonna lie.....
i actually think its pretty neat that like you like playing with me and the others so much!!!
buuuut museboxes and memes are fine for me :p
i think i might actually be having enough adventure in canon haha
so what i think im trying to say here is
your jets--
cool them!!!! B)

kalinda

I'm too clever for you?

[There's a small, albeit amused sigh at this.]

I would say that it's more about intuition and perception over all else, but your words are your own.

jumpsinline

Hwah? You're "thrilled" about wanting to put me in that city?

...no, I don't know about any "time warp".

And I don't get why you keep playing that song over and over again while laughing. Is it supposed to be funny?

notglitching

[Rinzler's glaring. Not unusual. It's a bit strange to see the glare, but this version's misplaced his mask somewhere along the way. Oh, and he seems to have brought his communicator. ~~Which is silly, since he just started talking, but he would like his user to shut up now, so...~~

Right. Texting.]

Users. Threats. [And he's not even going to mention what he thinks of Yori being in this threat-infested city.]
Not allies.

Stop that.

[~~Good luck with that, Rinzler~~.]

lustacean

My, my, what's this? Shortly after the spark between her and her main muse disappears, the mundane returns to her ex-lover to rekindle the flames of passion they once had. Electrifying, isn't it? Sorry, but I refuse to be the rebound girl. Should you ever push through with that decision, know an age restriction on our readers will be necessary. This might get a little grotesque.

That aside, I'm very honored. I don't really care, though. [ MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY. ] Fine. I'll only say this once, got it? I-it's not like I was waiting for you to send me to a game and play me so that I get more attention than your other moe characters or anything, idiot. [ no one asked you to be tsundere ] A suburban town in 1950s America... I will be going to that game again? Very well. Perhaps this time they will accept you with the piece you wrote. Ah, I finally have a title for it.

The Emperor's New Application. [ LEAVE ME ALONE. ]

This is a rare version of Senjougahara's pep talk, you know. Rather that not submitting trash, wouldn't it be better if they had rejected you at all?

saidrepent

Don't think I can't tell you're eying that grab bag list. If you really have to put me through hell, won't the extra ticking next week be enough?

I thought you had other plans for the City, anyway. Why don't you get around to them instead?

fudgesicles

Mundane.

I'll have you know that I do not appreciate being relegated to your..."head-space" like some sort of plaything, especially at such a crucial point in my timeline. And to be thrown against my wishes into one of your puerile amusements! If you are to have control over me in this game of yours, I'll return the favor by being appropriately disgusted at your juvenile theatrics.

You will stop.

...

No, you will.

[There's a bit of a pause for mun-whispering.]

Nepeta is there, you say? And she's unharmed? ...I suppose I'll tolerate your games for now, Mundane. But I'm absolutely repulsed by your enthusiasm.

[Mun neglected to mention that Gamzee has also been reserved, but details, details.]

speed7_courage4

You couldn't have seriously...

You did.

Why do I even bother trying to be the reasonable one? Well, at least I'll probably be safe here, for once.
Right?

pleather

Cute.

kamenriderdiend

Of course I'm picky about where you throw me, Mundane, I refuse to be played anywhere the Dien-driver is taken from me. It's important.

Plus, I don't see a point in placing me somewhere there isn't treasure to be found, either. I leave worlds constantly for a reason. 'Friendship' isn't exactly the greatest motivator, but valuable things to steal are.

So either keep looking, hop on back to Nogami and his Imagin buddies, or.. maybe you'd like to try making more accounts you'll never use?

I mean Amazon, really? What's next, Shin?

[I *was* thinking of Shin. Quite a lot, actually.]

...

Tch.

instaboobs

Y'know, yes. I'm proud of the body I've got as a girl, and hell, a lotta chicks (yes, even some flat chested tomboys that I know) would love to have it.

Could y'do me a favor and stop gettin' me in situations where it'd be good for me t'compare breast sizes with guys that're usually not girls? What the hell's with you and that anyway? Between my username and the stupid stuff you're doin', I'm startin' to think you've got a problem.

...

I ain't projectin' nothin'!

lovesocelots

I'm glad you decided to pick me up. I'd say honored but we both know I'm the best agent from ISIS. The series is named after me and for good reason.

You might not have a place for me yet, but I'm sure you'll find something. And even if you don't, that's okay because I'm that awesome. I know you're new with my voice, but I'm sure you'll do fine. As complicated as I am, I'm not that hard to know with a few drinks.

I do suggest you find more icons for me however. Make sure you get my good side. Which is every side.

drinkswithminors

Yo Mun.

I gotta say, I like your taste in beer. German stuff is definitely the way to go... if you're not man enough for Scottish stouts. Just sayin'.

So, uh, do you have any plans for me or what? Is this going to be a musebox/memes only sort of thing? Because that's pretty lame, if I do say so myself.

chronomancer

oh for crying out loud wwoman
its not as if you knoww all the shit ivve been through or anythi
oh wwait
you do
an noww you wwant to swweet talk me into something wwe both knoww i wwill regret evven more than pretty much evverything else in my shitty life thus far
congratulations thats saying something considering all the concentrated suck ivve had to shovvel out of the wway

[Mun mutters something, almost soothing.]

the only eridan ampora im wwilling to meet is the future past me that wwill prevvent you from evven making this account in the first place
so there
enjoy this horrible stupid doomed timeline while it lasts

[Mun snickers and mutters something else.]

orphaner dualwwhat?
wwho the hell is that?
oh right someone else i dont care or wwant to meet
right

I think we have issues.

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