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oh god. at mostly harmless

Y'know, yes. I'm proud of the body I've got as a girl, and hell, a lotta chicks (yes, even some flat chested tomboys that I know) would love to have it.

Could y'do me a favor and stop gettin' me in situations where it'd be good for me t'compare breast sizes with guys that're usually not girls? What the hell's with you and that anyway? Between my username and the stupid stuff you're doin', I'm startin' to think you've got a problem.

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I ain't projectin' nothin'!

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[Have a past-Thor citizen.]

[Who is just utterly fucking confused by all of this.]

[Just... what?]

... What?

[friggin perfect.]

S'nothin. Somethin' really really stupid.

Somethin' about boobs.

Somethin' about idiots who should stop associatin' me with boobs.

Hey, you're the one that mentioned boob sizes and guys and not-girls and stuff, y'know.

That's because this asshole's got me goin' about it all over the place! So what if the ones I have're big?!

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

[Stuck in an infinite loop.]

[Bro... I see no boobies on you.]

...what're you starin' at?

[suddenly, spontaneous cold water bucket thrown! splash!]

......damn it!

[water added, breast mode enabled]

[Breast mode indeed engaged.]

[WTF mode activate.]

[Processing...]

[ANGER PROGRAM START]

HEY! WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S MY TECHNIQUE! YOU STOLE THE SEXY JUTSU, Y'KNOW!

Wha-- I didn't steal anythin'! Why would you use this as a technique?!

{Have a ~~cripple~~ amputee in the corner, laughing. So hard. At you.}

H-Hey! It ain't funny!

...

Wait, y'mean I wasn't the only one with that idea?

Damn, now I feel a bit uncreative.

...some chick-- actual chick-- didn't think they were that big either.

And did you show her?

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That ain't important.

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