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[whiskeyfinaldestination]

See? That's exactly what I'm talking about, bro. Women are distracting. You're not getting any work done, and for what? Clear your mind and don't even go down that road.

Trust me, I know what happens. You know what happens if you do? BAM, they steal your man-onnaise for their experiments and soon we'll be obsolete. Did you know that top feminist scientists are already working on phasing men out of existence?! Scary shit, man. I'm serious, there's some kind of way now that they can extract bone marrow from a woman and like... Chem-fem-reverse-bio-engineer it to get a viable Y chromosome. You know what this means, don't you?

Women can get each other pregnant now.

That was the last line of defense we had as men, but now that's come crumbling down too! These truly are the final days, brother. The feminists are rallying their forces and getting ready to strike. So stay on guard and keep away from bitches.

Also, what the hell do you mean "homeless"? I have at least four homes, thank you.

Comments

[kidwithastick]

_{*...what the heck is man-onnaise anyway.*}

W-what are you talking about? Girls aren't like that at all!

[whiskeyfinaldestination]

Ah, to be young and naive again. Only... Actually, if I had been aware of their treachery from a younger age I could have prepared better...

Anyway the point is yes they are.

[kidwithastick]

No way! Yorda's definitely not like that!

[whiskeyfinaldestination]

Yorda? That's kind of a weird name, but okay. Has she already ensnared you with her feminine wiles? It's okay to admit it, titties are pretty awesome.

[worstaliasever]

Hahaha...

What is the matter? Do you feel threatened by the presence of a woman?

[whiskeyfinaldestination]

What? Of course not! Just bloodthirsty feminists.

[worstaliasever]

Feminists. Women who yearn for true freedom from the restraints that have shackled them from nearly the beginning.

And that is why you feel threatened, isn't it.

[whiskeyfinaldestination]

I don't feel threatened! I'll fight to the very end, man! The very end.

[rincomprehensible]

[ That's all very interesting, Kenji, but you missed vital information. ]

How do they know what bone to use?

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[whiskeyfinaldestination]

You?

[Dramatic point!]

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[whiskeyfinaldestination]

...Sorry, I just wanted to do that to someone some time. You're Hisao's pal, right?

[Yup, still thinks she's a dude.]

That's a good question. Clearly we need to research this.

[rincomprehensible]

[ Now she wants to do it. Maybe next time she speaks to someone she'll point at them with her toes and shout at them. ]

By making a baby?

[ Isn't that the opposite of what you wanted? ]

[whiskeyfinaldestination]

Wait.

What?

No, like with the internet. Unless you know some crazy lesbians that have already done that, then we could interrogate them.

[mechmadeoflove]

Jesus Christ, dude. You have issues the way a comic book store had.

[whiskeyfinaldestination]

They'll wish they chronicled my journeys in some kind of form one day. But by then? It'll be too late, the feminists will have already won.

And of course that means all comic book stores will go under too.

[mechmadeoflove]

As far as I know they've already won and there are still comics around. Yukiko has a stack the size of your arm.

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[whiskeyfinaldestination]

They've -

[jazztune]

Man, I don't even know where to start with that, kid. I mean... wait, hold on a tic.

Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

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[whiskeyfinaldestination]

Huh?

[Getting uncomfortable close...]

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[whiskeyfinaldestination]

[CloserOHSHIT]

3/3

[whiskeyfinaldestination]

[Oh crap, is this that mafia guy the class rep keeps meeting with?

Just. Back away. Slowly.]

Huh? No, man, you don't know me.

[jazztune]

No, I'm pretty sure I do... [Crossing arms and somehow completely unfazed by him getting so close. BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE MAFIA, KENJI. THE SCOTTISH MAFIA.]

Do ya know a Satou Lilly?

[doubleroseknight]

...That is positively absurd.

[whiskeyfinaldestination]

I know, right? What makes them think they can get away with this?!

[doubleroseknight]

I meant you, lad. [He likes the ladies too much for this to even seem conceivable.]