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[prune]

Mun! Oh, mun. I'm so glλd we're getting to cλtch up here. But λllow me λ moment of your thyme!
λre you sure you're pre-peλred to plλy me? :)
Lettuce think of whλt's λlreλdy on your plλte! I beleλf you've λlreλdy let your tλgs pile up, so I think you should do some weeding before you preseed to tλke on even MOR-Σ!
But you seem to be so mowtivλted λlreλdy. I cedλr you won't be convinced otherwise!
Not to go out on λ limb or λnything, but if you could keep your eyes peeled for λny of my friends, I'd be reλlly GRλT-ΣFUL!
Ψe λll belong together, λfter λll.
I think this will be the stλrt of something reλlly grλpe, mun!

( ooc; voice test. this is teal!feferi from red dead virgo. depending on how threads go, she might get sort of spoilery for this AU, so you are forewarned! )

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[empurress]

:ε ~the dread empurress of the fathomlessly deep depths and also everything else that isnt in the ocean observes the helpless land dweller standing by the water~
:ε ~she releases a bubbly glubbing chuckle heavily tinged with impawssible cunning because the tealblood who is also really pretty doesnt notice her there because she cant see underwater!~
:ε ~and before her purrey knows she's there~
>:ε ~she strikes with a culling blow!!~
Xε ~ HI FEFURRY!

[prune]

Oh, Nepetλ! It's good to S-Σ-Σ you!
I meλn... λhem!
The so-cλlled helpless lλnd dweller cries, "Ψhλt rλisin did you hλve to do THλT!"
But then smiles in λ frondly mλnner, becλuse Nepetλ is not her λnemone :)

[empurress]

:ε ~ hee hee!
>:ε ~having successfully culled the land dweller the most cheerful sea kitten efur gives her frond a cute smile~
:ε ~ oops
:ε ~ i mean her furrend!
:ε ~ i mean
:ε ~the empurress leans down and makes a sound that is halfway between a purr and a glub which is otherwise indescribable but very appealing~
:ε ~and she reminds the pretty plant troll that culling isnt bad anymore!~
:ε ~because since shes taken ofur everything changed!~
Xε ~and she remembers that right??~

[prune]

λppeeling indeed!
The gλrdening girlie remembers, of course. :)
She's glλd there's no more senseless cultivλting of the people!
Ψith λll due respect to the pλst empress, she prefers Nepetλ's style!

[equinerotica]

D --> Wait




D --> What

[prune]

λh, λrλdiλ!
JUST the person I wλnted to tλlk to.
These tulips hλve λ lot to flλp λt you! Brλmbles down, okλy?

[equinerotica]

D --> Goodness
D --> No, this is Equius
D --> It 100% like there is something
D --> Odd going on here
D --> And it is very conflicting for me

[caliginous]

[There is not enough Do Not Want in the world for this.]

PRETTY SURE THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF GRAPE.
I MEAN GR8.
FUCK.
OK STARTING OVER.
NOTHING GOOD WILL COME OF WHATEVER IT IS YOUR MUN IS LOOKING TO DO.
TRUST ME ON THIS, PEIXES.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT LITTLE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD TELLING YOU OTHERWISE.
EVERYONE KNOWS I'M THE ONLY VOICE WORTH LISTENING TO ANYWAY.

[prune]

Voice?
I beleλf I'M the little voice in her heλd, not the other wλy λround! :)
You're λlwλys bλrking λnd bλrking λnd biting!
I HOP-Σ this little stick isn't for λ short bit of grλssificλtion. I think it would be GRλP-Σ to find λ gλme!
Of course, I'm λ little tired of gλmes, so mλybe we would hλve to go light on the gλme-gλmey pλrt. Just λ little bud. :)

[caliginous]

MAYBE I HOPED YOU HAD FUCKED OFF TO WHATEVER HOLE YOU SLITHERED OUT OF.
LETS TAKE A SEAT FOR A SECOND AND EXAMINE SOMETHING.
REMEMBER THAT THING I HAVE THAT NOBODY ELSE HAS?
ITS CALLED EXPERIENCE.
AND ITS A THING YOU DON'T WANT IN THIS CASE.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
RIGHT.
A LITTLE BUD.
WHATEVER.
I KIND OF HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS, SO THAT'S JUST FUCKING PEACHY WITH ME.
SEE, I CAN DO THE STUPID FLOWER PUN BULLSHIT TOO.

[faker]

(V)!_!(V) < muns have this imclawsi6ly 6ad ha6it of picking up more stuff when their workload gets really heavy, haha
(V)!_!(V) < its almost like they want to make things even more shellish than it already is for them! theyre so weird
(V)!_!(V) < 6ut i hope that yours manages to keep things 6alanced enough to do fun things with you
(V)!_!(V) < its nice 6eing out and a6out, even if its just floating around places like this :)

[prune]

You're not Kλnλyλ under thλt ridiculous drλb old grλy, λre you?
Somehow I don't think so!
But you're certλinly right! Now thλt we're here, we cλn't exλctly pλck up our trunks λnd leλf. But we cλn still hλve FUN!
I think it'll be okλy even if we're not the most poplλr of our muns' muses. :)

[faker]

(V)!_!(V) < and youd 6e right! im not even close to 6eing kanaya
(V)!_!(V) < i 6et if you try hard enough you can guess who i am without any help - unless you dont like games like that
(V)!_!(V) < exactly! even a little 6it of attention from the muns is more than enough to have a good time if theres enough dedicrustacean on our ends
(V)!_!(V) < theres just so much happening its hard to stay 6ored

[gloomyapoplectic]

[Oh no.

No no no no no.]

You
Cannot Be Serious

[prune]

I'm quite sheλrious!
Though I'm not entirely sure whλt you're referring to, λctually. :o
Ψhλt hλppened to your lovely red, Kλnλyλ! I cedλr you've gone bλck to grλy?

[gloomyapoplectic]

I Decided That It Would Be Wisest To Return To Gray For The Role Playing Game That I Am In
Though The Effort At This Point Has Very Little Purpose Considering How Often I Have Found Myself Bleeding In That Tower

However The Importance Of That Small Factoid Pales In Comparison To The More Pressing Matter We Have At Hand
That Being
Why The PRECIOUS FUCK Are You Alive Feferi

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwhat the shit is this

[prune]

Oh, don't be so RUD---Σ!
Ψhoever you λre. :|

[caligulas_aquarium]

im your fuckin superior thats wwho i am so wwatch your shit TEALBLOOD
anywway if i havve a problem wwith your stupid fuckin garden puns im totally in line vvocalizin my distaste wwith them
cause theyre fuckin stupid as shit

[chronomancer]

oh
youre here too
she didnt say you wwould be here too

OH MY GOD yesssssss <3

[prune]

-Σridλn?
I could sλy the sλme thing to you.

|D SO I HEARD YOU NEEDED AWKWARD MARTYRS AROUND HERE

[chronomancer]

i didnt mean
that is
hi fef

[tortileghostwriter]

i must confess im somewhat uncertain regarding my mundanes sudden attack of excitement when he caught sight of this
but never mind that for now

though it does appear that we have been seeing greater representation as of late which is far from unwelcome
rather the opposite actually
as though these people have woken up to see the clearly superior option

its always [hallways] a pleasure of course feferi

[Well. It's not a total lie, Feferi being very unnerving nearly every time he spoke with her doesn't quite change the general pleasant tone of. Things.]

[prune]

Dλvid!
Ψhλt's not -------ΣXCITING λbout this? :)
Ψho would hλve guessed thλt λ post by little old me would bring out so mλny fronds?
I'm grλpeful fir thλt!

[tortileghostwriter]

well its certainly a bit out of the ordinary
though indicative of something of an uptick
so perhaps thats the culprit here