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[theworst]

Excuse me if I'm not the most "genre-savvy" out there. If I'm not it's only because I'm too busy being life savvy and worrying about what's really happening in the world. Did you know that right now there are political prisoners being unjustly locked up in Myanmar? Look it up. Or I guess you're more worried about a few pop culture references than the continued oppression that's going on worldwide right this second.

And yes, I know what zombies are. I'd be able to spot a vampire. I've seen Let The Right One In - the Swedish original, not the American version. And okay, maybe I'm not Abed, but I still know things. I was watching British shows before it was even cool to watch British shows. And I'm definitely not afraid to be shoved into one of these games. In fact, I want you to put me in a game. Someone needs to put a stop to the tyrannical sadism that's governing those places.

[frowning, under her breath and to herself] ...those pretend time places.

[and back to getting carried away] Those pretend time places where I will completely blow their minds and take on the entire system.

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[daughters_of_janus]

You would be able to spot a vampire, really?

[theworst]

Pssh, how hard can it be? Pale, creepy, bitey? Totally a vampire. Bing, bang, zoom, done. Vampire vanquished.

[daughters_of_janus]

And how do you kill a vampire?

[theworst]

Stakes or fire or cutting heads off. Oh, or holy water. Well, so called holy water, if you chose to believe in the quote unquote organized religions that dictate what is or isn't holy, whatever that means.

[daughters_of_janus]

Have you ever seen one let alone killed one, kitten?

[theworst]

[...kitten?]

[Oh.]

Oh, you're trying to...no, no, no. Not that I'm not flattered, because I am, and I think it's really awesome that not only have you embraced your sexuality but have taken charge of it so proudly. Hell, sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.

I mean, boys, icky, am I right?

[daughters_of_janus]

Oh kitten, it's just a nickname. Though if you want to know, I go for everyone.

[She smirked just a little.]

Though from the way you're talking I think you might be the same way, have you ever tried being with another woman?

YOU ARE PERFECT

[king]

Where on earth is Myanmar.

sdfljsf this is the first time I've tagged with her, so still nervous, but thank you ♥

[theworst]

[damn. bluff called] It's a place...in the world.

Or hey, I don't know, maybe if you tried stepping outside of your ivory tower gilded cage-a-ma-thing every once in a while you might even know where to find Myanmar... or a global awareness clue.

[burn...or not, but she seems to think it is anyway]

no you are so good, I read this whole post in her voice.

[king]

[ Wow Arthur understands approximately 10% of everything Britta says. ]

I think you're making it up.

sdfjsdfl thank you. I may have started her app *cough*

[theworst]

Yeah, well, I think you're just a dumb stupid boy.

[also she really wishes she actually knew where Myanmar was right now]

yesssssssssss anatole won't know what's hit it.

[king]

I'm hardly a boy, and I think perhaps you should see a physician, given you're clearly mad.

[ ICE BURN. ... except... ]

hahaha, the britta train is rolling in

[theworst]

Oh please. I know boys and I know men, and you're definitely in the stupid dumb boy category. And anyway, who do you think is more qualified to decide who's total crazypants and who's perfectly sane? Is it the psych major or the guy who doesn't even know where Myanmar is? Don't think about it, I'll just answer that question for you. It's the psych major.

TOOT TOOT

[king]

I'd say it's the one of us not talking rubbish.

Which would be me, obviously.

she is a human train wreck, so it works

[theworst]

Yeah I'm completely sure that's you. [a little quieter] One, two, three. [awkward weird voice a go] Or, uh not.

i love her sfm

[king]

Was that... sarcasm?

[ Well, it was obviously sarcasm, but the bit at the end has genuinely thrown him for a loop. ]

Are you always like this?

sorry for the late reply

[theworst]

If you mean am I always awesome and kick-ass, then yes, yes I am.

no problem!

[king]

No. Are you always this awkward and insulting.