Someone make her stop...

[fonicfraccion]

Yes. I am impressed. Yes, I will stop calling you incompetent, especially if you somehow manage to convince one of your 'friends' to bring my master into the game.

Now stop doing that ridiculous happy dance. People in the library are staring at you.

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[load_of_bull]

If I were you, I'd just relish the peace.

Who cares if they're staring? If they find it weird they can fuck off and die.

[fonicfraccion]

Peace? What do you mean?

[Scoffs.] Only you would have no care about appearances, Granz-san.

[load_of_bull]

Nobody to boss you around. You're a free man, Luke. Enjoy it while you can.

[A grin.] Who cares what a bunch of losers think?

[fonicfraccion]

[MAKING A FACE AT YOU.]

...well, I suppose this is better than collecting plant specimens...

[He doesn't sound entirely convinced though. And hey, you never got the hell beat out of you because of what you were, Yylfordt.]

[load_of_bull]

You'll get to do whatever you want. Go drinking, get laid, mock your boss behind his back...

[He'd relish the chance.]

[fonicfraccion]

[Luke can't help but make a face at that.]

There is the question of if I would do those things... which I wouldn't.

[load_of_bull]

Hey, I can't help that you have no sense of entertainment. Why not pull that stick out of your ass?

Plurk died. ;_;

[fonicfraccion]

There is no stick, and I do have a sense of entertainment! It's just... vastly different from yours!

[He's blushing now, way to go.]

Look, you managed to convince me to panty raid the women's locker room with you in my timeline. Isn't that good enough?

Sob I know ;_;

[load_of_bull]

...huh. Maybe I am good at getting sticks out of your ass. Pity Szayel keeps shoving them back in.

Look, are you seriously telling me you find collecting specimens to be fun?

The Government Strikes Back //bricked

[fonicfraccion]

It's not my fault I'm more capable of being serious than you are.

And... well, it depends on the specimen.

Nooooooooooo! CURSE YOU, US GOVERNMENT! CURSE YOUUUUUUUU!

[load_of_bull]

I can be serious if I have to. Problem is, I don't have to. Not like my commander's around here anywhere. Just gotta entertain myself.

...

You really like plant specimens?

It's like Star Wars, man.

[fonicfraccion]

Well, there is certainly more of Grimmjow to be found in the multiverse than my master.

And yes!

...

[Okay, even he didn't believe himself.]

...fine, no.

...so it is. Damn the Patriots!

[load_of_bull]

That they're in the multiverse doesn't mean anything. My mun's too afraid of others to approach them. So it's likely I'll never meet him again.

Thought not. What do you like, then?

Indeed! >8|

[fonicfraccion]

...my mundane is calling yours a coward, and she says she will fix that.

[Cue the smug smirk; sometimes, his mun is awesome.]

Mm... well, I like collecting hollows with unusual abilities. They're fun when they try to eat me.

[load_of_bull]

Mine is laughing. Good luck with that mundane!

[His teeth flash in an amused grin.]

You have unusual tastes.

[fonicfraccion]

[Amused] You can blame that on your brother.

[load_of_bull]

Please don't imply I share my enjoyment of battle with him.

[And maybe his pride, to a lesser extent.]

[fonicfraccion]

Not at all; that was more directed at the need to research the unusual.

[A pause.]

Enjoying a good fight made in sport, that's always been me.

[load_of_bull]

That's a relief. Maybe you should try entertaining yourself that way, then. I'm sure there'll be good opponents there.

[fonicfraccion]

Perhaps... given my experience in Las Noches, however, I will not be out to pick any fights.

[load_of_bull]

Do I have to go there and make sure you relax?

[fonicfraccion]

My mundane says, 'That's the idea.' I don't care either way.

[load_of_bull]

Don't tease me, shortstuff. You know you're going to be lonely as hell there. Who the fuck's going to be around to rag on you?

[fonicfraccion]

No one. I believe that's the point.

[SMIRK]

[load_of_bull]

Oh, that does it. I'm going there whether you like it or not! No way you're gettin' peace while I'm around.

[fonicfraccion]

[SIGH] ...how unfortunate.

[You're right, mundane. Reverse psychology works wonders.]

[load_of_bull]

Yeah, well. You'll just have to deal!

[load_of_bull]

...

Wait, my mundane thinks-

[load_of_bull]

...bullshit! I just got conned?!

[fonicfraccion]

[Ufufufufufu... Luke: 1, Yylfordt: 0]

[bindsthedead]

Well. I suppose congratulations are in order.

[fonicfraccion]

Congratulations... and a tranquilizer dart.

[bindsthedead]

Well. That, or I could use Ranna?

[fonicfraccion]

...that could work...