On AIM conversations and bad jokes about closet fashionistas and in-your-face hipsters.

[chronomancer]

oh for crying out loud wwoman
its not as if you knoww all the shit ivve been through or anythi
oh wwait
you do
an noww you wwant to swweet talk me into something wwe both knoww i wwill regret evven more than pretty much evverything else in my shitty life thus far
congratulations thats saying something considering all the concentrated suck ivve had to shovvel out of the wway

[Mun mutters something, almost soothing.]

the only eridan ampora im wwilling to meet is the future past me that wwill prevvent you from evven making this account in the first place
so there
enjoy this horrible stupid doomed timeline while it lasts

[Mun snickers and mutters something else.]

orphaner dualwwhat?
wwho the hell is that?
oh right someone else i dont care or wwant to meet
right

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[l0ckedupasiansch00lgirl]

dualscars this purple bl00ded d0uche that hunts pirates
in an0ther universe he w0uld be y0ur ancest0r
hes 0bsessed with the empress
its dumb

[chronomancer]

you had me at douche
pretty much didnt read anything after that

[l0ckedupasiansch00lgirl]

that s0unds ab0ut the right reacti0n
if y0u ever run int0 him just kick him in the bulge
he pr0bably deserves it

[chronomancer]

probably?

[l0ckedupasiansch00lgirl]

yes
pr0bably
i d0nt kn0w him personally
but fr0m what i kn0w
theres a g00d chance that if y0u meet him hell be a d0uche
since he usually is
but theres always the chance he is n0t

[chronomancer]

but youd rather not take that chance huh
better play it safe than sorry
yeah i see your point

[prune]

-Σridλn?
Whλt the shrub is the mλtter?

Oh, λnd my mundλne wonders if yours is plλnning on tλking you λnywhere. Mine's strongly considering uprooting me λnd replλnting me in λ gλme!

...you mean there's a game that accepts aus? o_o ======> *A*

[chronomancer]

oh nothin much
just this wwoman and her stupid theories of what happens after the scratch
i dont really care to knoww but she keeps hintin and gigglin and bein obnoxious about it
makes me wwant to go back and see if ii can change it







take me somewwhere?
wwhat do you mean fef?

towerofanimus is the one i'm considering, AND it's got rdv karkat and kanaya *u*

[prune]

You λnd your time loops, scurrying λround like there's λ bee in your λpron!
My mun is λ bit curious, though. I λm too.

λs for the second pλrt, I mean thλt TOΨ-ΣR!
Kλrkλt λnd Kλnλyλ λre λlreλdy there.
I'm not thλt hλppy λbout it. But they need my help now more thλn ever!
My mundλne wonders if yours might consider it.

oh god really? From RDV? *A* that sounds amazing!

[chronomancer]

wwell its either that or dyin and shovvelin the evvidence away
oh
i
uh
i could ask her if you really wwant to knoww
its probably something stupid anywway but if you wwant me to
i suppose i can do it

i wwouldnt mind seeing kan and kar again
and you if youre there

yeah it does dkhdfkjg i really think i might app there. y...you should too B);;; JUST SAYING

[prune]

Ψould you? I'd λppreciλte it!
I wλnt to know λbout these things. :)



...That would be nice.
If you cλme too.

oh man don't tempt me, i have a game to set up and mod and... but god, RDV cast. In a game. *A*

[chronomancer]

[So he asked the Mun. And the Mun answered with a giggle and then told him. Which was worse than the giggling.]
i
need a moment
excuse me
but
id like to
be there wwith you i mean

i mod a pretty large game but i hear that animus is pretty easy to keep up with? hjfdkjfh *A*

[prune]

λre you okλy? :o

[caligulas_aquarium]

orphaner dualscar is one a the greatest trolls wwho evver fuckin emerged from the broodin cavves dont you DARE slander his fuckin name or i swwear to evverythin i can muster i wwill fuck your shit up beyond belief

[chronomancer]

thats all wwonderful im sure
but still doesnt make me wwant to meet him

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell then clearly youre an uneducated lowwblood from wwhat i can tell
this guy is beyond amazin gettin to meet him evven if you dont appreciate it wwould be the highlight a your entire cycle
fuck it howw about you stay here an ILL go meet him then in your place cause clearly his attention wwould be wwasted on you if he so chose to givve it
but to be honest im sure hell be able to tell youre just a fuckin wwaste a his time
oh an drop the w an v thing you got goin on there thats my thing

[chronomancer]

yeah you do that swweetie im sure itll do you goo
wwait
wwhat do you mean your thing its my
oh
oh gog
no
no no no no no
oh fuck it all
i wwent and reeled myself into a purple blooded stuck up douche?
thats the big joke?
screww you paradox space i didnt spent so long tryin to fix your shit for this

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwho the fuck are you callin a
oh
wwait
is this that jadeblooded jackass vversion a me fef wwas tellin me about
her eridan
specifically the fef wwith all her gardenin puns

[chronomancer]

you met fef?
my fef i could say?
wwoww
that mustvve been wweird

[tortileghostwriter]

well
better late than never i suppose eridan

[chronomancer]

no nevver is the better option here
the only option if i havve any say in this

[tortileghostwriter]

eridan if any of us had any say in our retention as their so called muses do you really think wed be here right now
damnable though it is were stuck with them

[chronomancer]

you havve done wweirder things
i mean
nevvermind

[tortileghostwriter]

well now youve only made me curious about what you intend to refer to
in a face to face conversation i suppose that here is where i would give you something of a look and begin tapping my foot in impatience

spill ampora

[chronomancer]

i
dont think thats a really good idea
at all