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on the mere existence of Avengers colognes.
"Smell like four of the Avengers"?
Really?
No, that's just... [ MAKES A FACE. A REALLY WEIRDED OUT SCRUNCHED UP KIND OF FACE. ]
I can't be the only one that thinks that's just kind of ... creepy. --no, I really don't want to know. Seriously, no!
[ seriously for real this is a thing thank you think geek for making all my dreams come true ]
Really?
No, that's just... [ MAKES A FACE. A REALLY WEIRDED OUT SCRUNCHED UP KIND OF FACE. ]
I can't be the only one that thinks that's just kind of ... creepy. --no, I really don't want to know. Seriously, no!
[ seriously for real this is a thing thank you think geek for making all my dreams come true ]

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[the look on her face breaks him. His face scrunches up in silent laughter.] I'm sorry. That was... that was mean.
I promise I haven't hurt any animals.
Lately.
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No, it's okay. I kiiinda guessed you were just messing with me. Nice to see you can take the whole cologne thing in stride.