on the mere existence of Avengers colognes.

[ohmythor]

"Smell like four of the Avengers"?

Really?

No, that's just... [ MAKES A FACE. A REALLY WEIRDED OUT SCRUNCHED UP KIND OF FACE. ]

I can't be the only one that thinks that's just kind of ... creepy. --no, I really don't want to know. Seriously, no!

[ seriously for real this is a thing thank you think geek for making all my dreams come true ]

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Old Spice Guy has got nothing on Tony Stark.

[alloys]

Everything alright there, Robin Hood?

[worldsbestmarksman]

Fine.

[Another snort. Just. Stark man. Stark. he'd heard and then.]

[alloys]

You're not jealous, I hope. That there wasn't enough of a, you know, market push to get your own cologne.

[He sounds very sorry about it. Truly. Remorseful.]