on the mere existence of Avengers colognes.

[ohmythor]

"Smell like four of the Avengers"?

Really?

No, that's just... [ MAKES A FACE. A REALLY WEIRDED OUT SCRUNCHED UP KIND OF FACE. ]

I can't be the only one that thinks that's just kind of ... creepy. --no, I really don't want to know. Seriously, no!

[ seriously for real this is a thing thank you think geek for making all my dreams come true ]

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[the_amazing]

Could be worse.

They could get their own nail polishes.

[ohmythor]

[ ..... ]

That -- wow. That's --

... have you ... ever seen anyone wearing it?

[the_amazing]

Not yet... I think. Some are just red or blue, so I'm not really sure how to tell.

[ohmythor]

[ Biting her lip. ]

They're -- kind of pretty? [ She ... guesses?

Ahaha noooo don't laugh ]

[the_amazing]

I'm just a bit confused at what exactly nail polish has to do with me.

But then, sadly, I'm used to people selling my image without my consent. There's actually a guy back home who owns the rights to my likeness. I have yet to see a dime.

[ohmythor]

Well -- what does cologne have to do with the Avengers? I don't think it's supposed to make sense.

... how did-- wow. You should, um. Get a legal team, or something. Or maybe that's something only the eccentric billionaires can afford.

[the_amazing]

At least some of the Avengers probably wear cologne. I have never had the desire to wear nail polish in my life, not even on the emo-est of days.

I'm about the furthest you can get from an eccentric billionaire. The guy who essentially owns me, though? "Eccentric billionaire" is probably the least harmless way to describe him.

[ohmythor]

[ Thinks for a second. ] If by "some" you mean "Tony." But, um -- you could always try clear. You know. Make your nails look nice without all that pink. [ Her mouth quirks with suppressed laughter. ]

... do I even want to know?