on the mere existence of Avengers colognes.

[ohmythor]

"Smell like four of the Avengers"?

Really?

No, that's just... [ MAKES A FACE. A REALLY WEIRDED OUT SCRUNCHED UP KIND OF FACE. ]

I can't be the only one that thinks that's just kind of ... creepy. --no, I really don't want to know. Seriously, no!

[ seriously for real this is a thing thank you think geek for making all my dreams come true ]

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[ex_caping139]

...There are some things about Midgard that I will never understand.

[ohmythor]

[ LMAO THAT FACE ]

Oh my god. [ Presses her knuckles to her mouth. SOMEHOW HORRENDOUSLY EMBARRASSED EVEN THOUGH SHE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. Embarrassed on behalf of the entire planet Earth, maybe. ]

I don't -- I don't even know what to tell you. Other than some people are crazy. I guess.

[ex_caping139]

It is...very creative. Your people are never lacking in that aspect, surely.

[anticking]

[ lulz. ]

[ohmythor]

Yyyyyeah. About that? Never go on the internet. Just ... just don't.

[ohmythor]

[ oh my god

Stares at him for a second, the wheels in her mind turning until her expression abruptly twists in a smile that says she's trying not to laugh. ]

Okay, great, now I'm wondering what a cologne made for you would have had in it. This is just too weird.

[ex_caping139]

Those flat panels with moving boxes you all are so fond of? They did not seem particularly interesting, though useful.

Stark said he wanted to show me a..."Nyancat"?

[anticking]

[ d y i n g of lol. ]

A woody and aquatic bouquet with shades of immense passion for life...

[ oh god he cannot even. ]

Well, immense, certainly.

[ohmythor]

[ ... Tony Stark she is going to find you and kill you

Once she stops laughing. Pressing a hand to her mouth trying to stifle it. ]

No, just -- no! I don't care if he's Tony Stark, I'll-- [ ... you'll do what, dear. ] Um. Something. It's just -- it's a cat. That sings. And rainbows? Trust me, it's not worth your time.

[ohmythor]

[ Face. In hands. Briefly, anyway, before she recovers and brushes her hair back and tries to act like this is nbd even though it's simultaneously horrifying and hilarious. ]

They did that on purpose, I know it. Puns! Funny. Really funny. Oh, my god, this is just so bizarre.

[ex_caping139]

[he's just going to tilt his head and keep smiling, because this is totally amusing]

A singing cat? It sounds very entertaining. I think I will take him up on his offer.

[anticking]

You are delightful. You are all of you utterly delightful.

[ohmythor]

[ Thor no why are you doing this to her ]

Right. Great. I should have guessed. Okay, you know what? Fine, but I'm talking to him first.

[ really mostly because

considering the

internet

and what exists on the internet

she kind of wants to ensure that Thor doesn't end up deciding that Earth isn't better off blown up anyway because clearly everyone on it is both insane and kind of gross ]

[ohmythor]

[ :|

just. :| forever. ]

Seriously, you don't think this is weird at all? Making colognes that are supposed to smell like people? No, you think it's funny. Of course you think it's funny.

[anticking]

How can you think it isn't?

[ It's Avengers-parody and self-parody all in one convenient (hopefully) nice-smelling package.

And this Loki is always ready for a good laugh. ]

help i'm now picturing a coffee-wired thor

[ex_caping139]

[because your reaction is hilarious. also he's saying all this shit totally straight because he's not the master troll like his broseph]

What harm could a singing cat possibly pose? This unicorn called 'Charlie' sounds like a great story as well.

up at 3 am browsing youtube for episodes of adventure time

[ohmythor]

[ loses

her shit

laughing

welp

After a moment's incoherence she holds up a hand in a vague gesture that's meant to be warning but comes across more like just flailing slightly ]

Okay, I -- I'm just saying, I only know what any of these things are because of Darcy. This is all her. She showed me everything. Even the things I didn't want to know. Especially the things I didn't want to know.

I ... I really have no idea what you'd make of Charlie. [ Biting her lip noooo must stop laughing noooo ]

[ohmythor]

[ Her mouth works for a moment. Okay, deep down, it weirds her out that there's a cologne that's supposed to smell like her boyfriend. Or -- whatever he is in relation to her, currently. On the other hand, Tony Stark being paired with wisdom.

... bites her lip. ]

Okay, okay, I'll admit, the mental image of who wins against a tickle machine is kind of funny.

[chickfury]

I suppose Thor does smell faintly of wheatgrass.

[ She's really trying to not be amused here. Really. It's taking all of her strength not to crack a smile.]

[anticking]

Thor would obviously eat the most bananas -- you couldn't get the Hulk to sit still long enough.

[ Look at his smile -- unconstrained, amused without shame. Broad and wicked and fun. ]

[ohmythor]

You've -- noticed?

[ She hasn't

she really hasn't

and really

she should know ]

[ohmythor]

[ She tries -- she really tries --

But in the end all she does is start laughing, helplessly, gesturing as if to ward him off or make him stop, but it is oh so ineffectual. ]

he would fucking LOVE adventure time. and MLP. because i said so. (i'm not even a fan LMFAO)

[ex_caping139]

[JUST CONTINUING TO SMILE BECAUSE YOUR REACTIONS ARE LOVELY]

Darcy is also well-versed in this strange phenomenon of yours? I shall have to ask her for assistance, then.

[anticking]

And I am terribly disappointed that the Mark Seven has no whiff of the finest Scotch. They do need to check their sources.

[ See, it's funny. It's amazing. Mortals are amazing. ]

I just fell of my chair laughing. I tip my hat to you.

[chickfury]

I notice everything.

[ Oh Jane. She's not after Thor. Really. It's hard to love him when he keeps breaking the coffee machine in the break room. Maria needs her morning coffee man.]