on the mere existence of Avengers colognes.

[ohmythor]

"Smell like four of the Avengers"?

Really?

No, that's just... [ MAKES A FACE. A REALLY WEIRDED OUT SCRUNCHED UP KIND OF FACE. ]

I can't be the only one that thinks that's just kind of ... creepy. --no, I really don't want to know. Seriously, no!

[ seriously for real this is a thing thank you think geek for making all my dreams come true ]

Comments

[arach_nerd]

It's a movie tie-in. They're not supposed to make sense. Like all those motorcycle and four-wheeler toys they keep sticking me on.

[ohmythor]

You mean you don't constantly ride around on motorcycles and four-wheelers?

[ Admirably deadpan. ]

[arach_nerd]

My last car end up at the bottom of the East River. To be fair, it was trying to kill me at the time, but after that little incident, I'm not even allowed to HAVE a spider-themed vehicle, let alone drive one.

[ohmythor]

How do you end up in a car that's trying to kill you?

[ Oh, Spidey. How do you get into those messes. ]

But anyway, yeah, I'm starting to get that. I guess cologne isn't as bad as some of the alternatives.