on the mere existence of Avengers colognes.

[ohmythor]

"Smell like four of the Avengers"?

Really?

No, that's just... [ MAKES A FACE. A REALLY WEIRDED OUT SCRUNCHED UP KIND OF FACE. ]

I can't be the only one that thinks that's just kind of ... creepy. --no, I really don't want to know. Seriously, no!

[ seriously for real this is a thing thank you think geek for making all my dreams come true ]

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help i'm now picturing a coffee-wired thor

[ex_caping139]

[because your reaction is hilarious. also he's saying all this shit totally straight because he's not the master troll like his broseph]

What harm could a singing cat possibly pose? This unicorn called 'Charlie' sounds like a great story as well.

up at 3 am browsing youtube for episodes of adventure time

[ohmythor]

[ loses

her shit

laughing

welp

After a moment's incoherence she holds up a hand in a vague gesture that's meant to be warning but comes across more like just flailing slightly ]

Okay, I -- I'm just saying, I only know what any of these things are because of Darcy. This is all her. She showed me everything. Even the things I didn't want to know. Especially the things I didn't want to know.

I ... I really have no idea what you'd make of Charlie. [ Biting her lip noooo must stop laughing noooo ]

he would fucking LOVE adventure time. and MLP. because i said so. (i'm not even a fan LMFAO)

[ex_caping139]

[JUST CONTINUING TO SMILE BECAUSE YOUR REACTIONS ARE LOVELY]

Darcy is also well-versed in this strange phenomenon of yours? I shall have to ask her for assistance, then.

goddamnit no it's not appropriate to be laughing this hard in a public place

[ohmythor]

Darcy knows aaaaaaaaall about the internet, believe me.

... I'm not sure who'd be a worse pick to show you, her or Stark. [ Pressing the back of her hand to her mouth. Give it up, Jane, resistance to the laughter is futile. ] You know, if you do this, don't come to me later saying I was right! Because I'll just, um. ... well, really hope you don't think we're all crazy. And then say I told you so.

LOKI'D or should i say THOR'D

[ex_caping139]

[he doesn't say anything for a moment.

the smile's different now, and he's just searching her face, before saying warmly:]

You are right about many things.

i question sometimes what I am doing with my life

[ohmythor]

[ WELL that changed the tone of the conversation rather abruptly, and she sort of -- pauses, blinking at him. Then she sighs through her nose, her smile going a little crooked. ]

Okay, I was mostly just kidding. Don't -- don't worry about it.

why life is awesome

[ex_caping139]

[give him some credit it's been a while since he's seen you]

If you truly believe it is not a good idea, no more will be said.

--Though I am curious: how did you make this discovery in the first place?

because .... marvel. ... and also think geek being ridiculous, I guess.

[ohmythor]

It's just -- it could be a bad idea. But it doesn't have to be. I could, um. --I could even show you, if you wanted.

[ A beat. ] Wait, like. Discover ... the internet, you mean?

[ex_caping139]

I would like that.

No, I meant the...colognes.

[ohmythor]

Ah.

No, you can blame my mun for that one. It wasn't me! Seriously. She found it. And then I had to be the messenger.